Dirty Poltrollics Confessions

A blog that is purely for dirty troll confessions about your favorite politicians. Send me the zaniest, dirtiest troll confessions you can come up with and I'll make graphics for them. The only rule I have is that you cannot submit confessions about any tumblr user unless you're submitting a confession about yourself and you're off of anon. Other than that, go wild.

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“Emmanuel Macron should rule the world!”

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“Imagine your favorite president singing Toxic.”

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“I ship Chris Christie and Bubble Bass.” Submitted by anonymous

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“I want a version of Star Wars starring the presidents.”

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“Rick Santorum should be the First Gentleman of France.” Submitted by anonymous

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“Imagine your favorite president as James Bond and his First Lady as the Bond girl.”

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“Reince is bae”

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“Imagine Rodrick singing Baby by Justin Bieber to your favorite president.”

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“I'd like to do dirty things to Jim Acosta in the White House briefing room.”

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“Imagine your favorite president wearing a metal bikini.”

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“I ship Donald Trump and Jar Jar Binks.” Submitted by anonymous

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“Imagine your favorite president as Rodrick from Diary of a Wimpy Kid.” Submitted by anonymous

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“I want Trump to watch the Star Wars Holiday Special for all eternity.”

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“Imagine singing karaoke with your favorite president.”

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“Imagine you and your favorite president reenacting Fifty Shades of Grey.” Submitted by anonymous

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“I want to go to the beach with Chris Christie.” Submitted by anonymous