Dirty TNG Confessions

adult 18+ / tag to blacklist: dirty confessions / whatever engages your warp drive. powers up your phasers. compells you to boldly go where no one has gone before / SUBMISSIONS ARE: OPEN

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⚠️ Warnings:

• This is NOT a SFW blog. Thread carefully.

• Minors DNI

• This space is kink-friendly

⚠️⚠️⚠️ Gore/incest/abuse and other sensitive topics lie ahead

• Will tag possible warnings, will add more tags when asked

• Other standard warnings apply

ℹ️ Instructions & Submission rules below:

ℹ️ Instructions:

1. You put lewd things in the inbox

2. We publish them with tags and a generic background

🏠 Rules:

Non-TNG is a-okay

Hate speech / trash talk / kink shame, and other kinds of bad vibes we deem harmful will result in a ban. Your blog will also be shown to the members of horny committee and subjected to intra-group ridicule.

There is no character limit on the ask. If the ask is too long, part of it may not be on the image, but the text will be published in full

It may take a few days to publish an ask, depending on the mods and the queue

No other rules, have fun 💖

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"I need Worf like I need air and water"

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"Spock is either a brat or a brat tamer, and nobody can convince me otherwise."

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"I'm not interested in sex irl, but Star Trek characters really get me going. If Doctor McCoy went down on me I could die happy (after returning the favour, of course)"

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"I want to peg mccoy senseless until he's a whimpering mess and won't be able to walk for a week but at the same time I want mccoy to rail me on his desk in sickbay until I can not feel my legs"

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"leave me alone in a room with bearded Will Riker and one of us is leaving pregnant. and it will not be me."

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"When I started watching TOS I got obsessed with how good Spock looks in his little black uniform boots. I fantasised about humping the boots while he just stands there completely uninterested in the situation"

Mod Si'vath here: whoever sent this in, you and I are kindred spirits. This is so valid. (It's also hard to find good full body pics of Spock with his boots in it??)

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"Rikers thighs are my Roman Empire. I want to leave marks all over them, I want him to crush my head in between them. 😮‍💨"

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"Ignoring the fact that he could and would destroy your life if he gets bored, fucking Q would be the best thing you could ask for. He could just fulfill any fantasy even if it breaks the laws of physics. And if you don't like him physically you can just ask him to look like your crush or something, and he'd probably play along"

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"I want Martok and Worf to tag team me while I eat out Jadzia"

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"I'd let admiral Nechayev court martial me, then beg her to do it again."

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"I want to be bent over a console and have Lore rail me while the bridge crew watches"

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"I dont go here, but, hot take: the sex planet should be the standard we as a society strive for"

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"I have a thing for pointy ears. One of my current fantasies is to lick the outer rim of Spock's ear all the way to the tip, then suck and bite the tip while I watch him flush green 💚 🥰"

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Actually fair enough. Texture looks great

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"I have a thing for pointy ears. One of my current fantasies is to lick the outer rim of Spock's ear all the way to the tip, then suck and bite the tip while I watch him flush green 💚 🥰"

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Confession:

Grandpa Riker can have all of my babies, actually. There's no way a man should be allowed to be that handsome. And big. And furry. 🤤

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Confession:

Grandpa Riker can have all of my babies, actually. There's no way a man should be allowed to be that handsome. And big. And furry. 🤤