Baby Grace

Liddie . 16 . she/her . artist . author(when the devil decides to give me my creativity back) . #WATERMELONRIGHTS

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles!

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start seeing a few of the same dependable websites popping up, and you can just bookmark those websites instead. (for downloads, you'll need to torrent that shit, which is a whole separate and beautiful thing)

[lokislytherin]

i’ve killed 15 p*rn bots in the past day… somebody pls save me i’m so tired of them LMAO

[disaster-disorder]

same lmao

[pukicho]

All my posts come with a little knife to kill you with

[disaster-disorder]

Where I work, we sell fudge and we give it to people in these little fudge boxes and we always have to stick a little plastic knife in there just in case people want to cut it up and eat it in the car.

This post reminded me of that lmao

A little fudge knife to kill people with :))

[osha-official-the-sequel]

*removes hard hat to reveal turtle* howdy

...You've placed me in quite the predicament. On one hand, that is both incredibly unsafe for both you and the turtle. On the other, turtles are my favorite animal and I enjoy seeing them.

Do not put any more in harm's way.

[disaster-disorder]

Does a turtle's shell not make a good hardhat? Barring the danger to the turtle of course

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

americans will be like "it's the most heartwarming christmas movie of all time" about a film where a man decides to kill himself due to imminent financial ruin. cultural zeitgeist

[disaster-disorder]

I hate that movie.

So much

[pukicho]

Visit Original Link

Guess who made a very silly little song :)

SoundCLOUD!!

SPOTIFY SOON!!!

[jams-jellies]

this is the same feeling as the warble that laminated paper makes

[pukicho]

That’s very nice of you to say

[pukicho]

SPOTIFY OUT NOW NOW

[averygaypersonthing-deactivated]

This is lowkey beautiful Pukicho. How the fuck.

[pukicho]

I do whatever I want, whenever I want

[disaster-disorder]

Ngl this had a similar affect on me that Weightless by Marconi Union does, which is relax me and make me fall asleep before the song is even over

Either way it's a lovely song, very floaty, makes you feel submerged and flying high at the same time

[firefox-official]

What do you think abt the NFL mascot, the animated robot football player dude

This man

well i want to fuck him obviously

[disaster-disorder]

As you should

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

It's gonna be my BIRTHDAY soon and I really need to rustle up some CASH so if u feel like this blog has made your life MEASURABLY WORSE (or just weirder) over the past year, perchance consider tipping your town fool? THANK YOU (kofi / paypal)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#i am wiggling the bells on my stupid hat in a suggestive and inappropriate manner. I'm a public jester in the sense that i am constantly in the town square singing bawdy songs & hitting myself in the face w/ garden rakes. all this despite the fact that literally nobody requested my presence! so not a jester, not nearly of a high enough class to be a jester..... ...a rodeo clown perhaps?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thank you for the birthday wishes! i am planning a Special Surprise to say thank you for continuing to stare at my blog in horrified fascination after all these years!

i am a happy hardy swamp creature surrounded by all my swamp friends and i am just thrilled to still be here, lurking menacingly in the depths 💜 what a beautiful ecosystem we have built

(and a special thanks to anyone who donated to my kofi / paypal, you are being of tremendous help!)

[disaster-disorder]

Happy Birthday, Gaud!!!!!!!!!!

[pukicho]

This time of year makes me feel cold.

[disaster-disorder]

Not for Australians bitchacho

[firefox-official]

it is your god given right as an american citizen to eat cereal with milk and fruit in it

[disaster-disorder]

Ew

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I hate it when bugs bite me. stop reminding me I'm edible

[dadycoool]

#yes yes someday My Flesh will rot and I'll be consumed by the Earth#death is inveitable and eternal and i will return to the dust from whence i came yada yada#but can you WAIT YOUR TURN please and thank u bitch

These tags. I’m dying.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we're ALL slowly dying i just want smaller organisms to WAIT UNTIL THEN

[disaster-disorder]

WHAT WAY TO COOK EGGS

GIVE US THE EGG KNOWLEDGE GAUD

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

FUCK IT UP FRIDAY

[disaster-disorder]

IT IS SATURDAY

[madphantom]

Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.

[pukicho]

I hope everyone is having a fucking day

[pukicho]

Sorry for not posting in a while. The spirit realm was opened and I had to re-kill your grandma

[disaster-disorder]

Yk what's funny, my grandma died just last week and her funeral is this Saturday lmao

[pukicho]

So, let me get this straight: NOT ONLY do you run a widely recognized and loved Tumblr account with ~500,000 followers, but you ALSO make some of the best goddamn music I’ve ever heard?

What are you? Some kind of escaped experiment? Genetically engineered to be the coolest fucker on the planet?

What are u trying to do, make my head big?? Make me think I'm some sorta big special guy? I'm just a little earthworm, just like you and everyone else, all worms. The moment you recognize that we're all eating the same dirt is the moment you'll recognize your own untapped potential.

[disaster-disorder]

Well damn, encouragement from pukicho?????

[osha-official-the-sequel]

🐹<(Goncharov)

I can't in good conscience stand behind the resurgence of Goncharov (1973). The movie itself I have no qualms with, but what of the crunches placed on the cast and crew? It's obvious in later scenes, the prop knife clearly being hobbled together and sets in the middle (like the confrontation with Ice-Pick) not given the same care as the beginning and end.

We shouldn't forget those who suffered for this film.

[nowhereman313]

Come on, that’s not fair. Sure, there are some flaws caused by crunch, but it wasn’t really the fault of the production team. Eric Wallace, the propmaster that put the knife together had to be brought in last-minute because Dom Weiss, the propmaster for the rest of the film, had to step away because his wife had health complications after the birth of their second child, and Wallace was fresh off the set of one of those Hong Kong action flicks and really shouldn’t have taken another gig, but Scorsese was desperate and hired him anyway. 

[salamand3r-tail]

I also feel like the matter of the crunch really didn't take away from the film. Given the much faster pace of the ending (at least in most scenes) those quick cuts really fit the tone. Admittedly, it is a different precedent than the beginning of the film; but what story can end how it began? Every character is so fundamentally altered by the final scene- why shouldn't the cinematography follow suit?

[osha-official-the-sequel]

I don't believe it took away from the film, and I'm not one to blame workers. I'm also aware it's a product of its time. That said, acknowledging what happened behind the scenes and recognizing that the film was revolutionary are two points that can and should coexist.

[disaster-disorder]

Wait wtf happened?