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finelytaylored

2009 | 2025 (x)

danandphilupdates

dan tweet

15/10/25

danandphilupdates

danielhowell

HARD LAUNCH the dan and phil podcast - dropping every monday on youtube.com/danandphil or wherever you like to listen

pseudophan

dan and phil reveal the truth (but like actually this time)

HOLY SHIT BRO

never kill urself

they are in my walls

they are in my heart

me currently.

all of my former dnp mutuals just woke up like sleeper agents, my dash looks like 2014

gerardwaysbob

first boyfriend

pseudophan

dan and phil reveal the truth (but like actually this time)

knowing

princesstigerbelle

Pocket pal

thomaholland

2017 tom holland: who are you?

2018 tom holland: i’m you, but now i get PAID to spoil marvel movies

bonersniper

chekhov

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

mymomfoundmyblogagain-deactivat

you need to be arrested

helltitty

You’re right cumaddict72

snorlaxatives

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

beevean

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

fuck-benedict

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on