"Fuckin' hell."

M!A: None. Mun and Muse 18+ [Indie Oc rp blog. Multi-Fandom, Multi-Verse and Multi-Ship.  Fc; Amber Heard Supernatural- Season 11 ] [Track as: disastrousdaydream]

[supertrout95-deactivated2015092]

seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater

[astrangerfromastrangeland]

Reblog it. Now. We all know the dark truth

[starkasticlittlesister-arch-blog]

Do you ever wanna RP with people and you’re like “Ya… Imma do this!” and 10 minutes later you’re still sitting there like all these people are so cool i am not worthy i can’t RP with them… They are kings and queens of RP… I’m just a potato…

[friendshipstates]

Your character has just discovered my character's journal/diary.

[disastrousdaydream]

Leave a  ☱ in my askbox for an entry that’s about you.

[bowgirlxbowden]

  She had been upstaris practicing when she heard Robert come home. Jumping up to head down so they could leave for dinner, she paused she she heard him call up the stairs. A small laugh escaped her as she continued down. Hoping from the last step, she skipped into the kitchen. “Oh. Were you saving that? My bad. No about dinner.”

[disastrousdaydream]

“Y’know, if I really wanted to I could ground you, kid. Eating the last cookie is very serious business in this house.” Robert mussed her hair as he past the girl to throw the empty box of cookies in the garbage. “But for now buy your own boxes of cookies and stop eating mine.” He gave her a quick pout before smiling, “Dinner. Where you wanna go?”

[heyyoitsnialler-blog]

Reblog/like this if I am allowed to respond to your starters and ask memes even though our muses barely talked before.

[inboxideas]

Send a ♡ to hear how my character would tell your character that they loved them without actually using the word "love."

[disastrousdaydream]

Kid: do you want the last cookie?

“You’re gonna be mean and pretend you’re givin’ it to me before shoving it in your mouth again.”

[bowgirlxbowden]

  "I’ll give ya half, babe. Final offer."

[disastrousdaydream]

"Well you're a σημαίνει κόπανος (mean jerk), If you don't give me the whole cookie."

[explosion-der-liebe-deactivated]

[cosenangel]

Credit/reblogable versions: [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] 

Enjoy~

[sadboyfactory]

Fun game: choose three at random and make it work.

[disastrousdaydream]

Kid: do you want the last cookie?

“You’re gonna be mean and pretend you’re givin’ it to me before shoving it in your mouth again.”

[bowgirlxbowden]

  "You run a tough bargain, lil bit. But I’m gonna have to say no and stick to halfies."

[disastrousdaydream]

“Pleaaase Callie! I’ll be good.”

[disastrousdaydream]

Kid: do you want the last cookie?

“You’re gonna be mean and pretend you’re givin’ it to me before shoving it in your mouth again.”

[bowgirlxbowden]

"You know me so well, babe. I’ll make ya a deal. Halfies?" 

[disastrousdaydream]

"Whole cookie. I haven't had one yet."

[disastrousdaydream]

Kid: do you want the last cookie?

“You’re gonna be mean and pretend you’re givin’ it to me before shoving it in your mouth again.”

[renoirs]

Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours.

Renoirs (via renoirs)

[disastrousdaydream]

For all my roleplay partners:

Never hold your muse back. For real. If your muse wants to lash out at mine, or kiss mine, or tell mine a horrible secret, or slam mine against a wall — go for it. Don’t ever feel like I’ll get your reply and judge you or your muse. 

[-letaem]

[fujiwhara-waltz]

#he has a ”shots fired” notebook im so done

[seventeenyrsinthetailsection-de]

PLEASE GOD GIVE ME A PARTNER WHO WILL MESSAGE ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY WITH IDEAS FOR OUR SHIP AND NOT FIND IT WEIRD WHEN I BOMBARD THEM WITH CAPS LOCK FEELS. 

[stuffrpstuff]

Send "Don't push me away, you need me." for my character's response.