[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[betty-draper-deactivated2021040]

[twitterlols]

Uh Oh Spaghetti O’s

[trynsave]

[2000ish]

[discobiscuiitt-blog]

fbi agent: want to work for the fbi

me: ok but can i work in the xfiles department

fbi agent: there is no xfiles department

me: i gotcha

me: [winks]

fbi agent:

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

kinda pissed about not being a mermaid

[fabriczoo-deactivated20151027]

[embelish-deactivated20170922]

Omfffg

[apricotcrayon]

yelling

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[fargleblarflaffin-deactivated20]

[urproblem-deactivated20180731]

[bold-lips]

*plays with makeup while avoiding responsibilities*

[penicillium-pusher]

“girls only wear makeup and dress nice for guys!”

false. 

[acewithreason]

[juelzsantanabandana]

[keylaa]

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

no, it’s wasps