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largishcat

the people of DC are beautiful

xipiti

quichelotta

valentineish

I was not kidding when I said D.C. despises Trump.

quitetheketch-moved

Congrats to us, America - now let's go fucking bully Biden

balverine

agusttdgaf

today i offer you four of my fav tweets about tru*p supporters atm,, tomorrow, who knows?

adding more for you folks <3

xipiti

A loser greets his public upon returning from the golf course (Getty image)

His public:

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 (Evan Vucci/AP)

(Getty)

enjifuckersupreme-deactivated20

yeah there’s a lot of work we still need to do but i am literally begging y’all to let people celebrate. let us just have one day of happiness before we return to the grime truth of reality

spacelabrathor

Defeating an incumbent president is hard. Getting people to participate in politics when it’s just been hopeless chaos and noise for the last four years is hard. Getting out the vote when you can’t campaign door-to-door and relying on a newly widespread voting form across the country instead of in-person voting is hard. Voting when an entire political party in the country has committed themselves to making it difficult or impossible for certain groups to vote is hard. Defeating a president who has an entire propaganda media machine behind him with no obligation to the truth or decency is hard.

All the caveats apply - it was closer than it should have been, this win is not joe biden’s but the hundreds of thousands of grassroots organizers who worked tirelesly, there is still work to be done on the georgia senate race run offs, joe biden being a democrat doesn’t mean he is perfect nor exempt from criticism, etc etc etc etc.

But this victory is a BIG FUCKING DEAL. And it’s NOT A GIVEN. People across this country worked very, very, very hard for today. Our problems will not all be fixed tomorrow, or when biden is sworn in in january - but the united states of america is a brighter, safer place today than it was yesterday or the day before. This is a big fucking deal. And we should be allowed to take a moment to BREATHE and experience it.

noirandchocolate

Biden has over 3.5 million more votes nationwide than Trump and that lead has been widening over the last two days, and yet still there’s a question about who will be President because there are gaps of less than 15k votes in Nevada and Georgia.

The Electoral College is a broken system that has outlived its purpose and that effectively disenfranchises voters in all states—sometimes nearly HALF of all voters in a state. It’s so stupid and I’ve yet to hear a good argument for why it’s still necessary.

catchymemes

crossed-quills

OH! This is the first time I’ve seen a picture for it!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

this is my single favorite halloween post in all of time and history

thenatsdorf

Unexpected.

anais-ninja-bitch

next level bond villain

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God i wish all real life billionaires were more like tony stark 😩

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dead

dct239394cvvd098dffgggp

its been 15 days since i made this post and in them both jeffrey epstein & david koch died maybe this site really is cursed after all

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there was one more istg if fbi puts me on a watchlist,

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oh my Godddd five in 17 days

y0urbestie

like to charge reblog to cast

powerburial

c3po

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

thecouchwitch

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

varkarrus-deactivated20200511

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

kaiju-lightning

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

zarekthelordofthefries

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

questions-within-questions

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

zarekthelordofthefries

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

legarcon

Bubble Bass

zarekthelordofthefries

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

stylesnews

sonyajasinskiphotography: When Harry fed Theadora’s Goldfish. Happy 13th Birthday @theadoraaaaaaaa 📸 @nicbranch

tiktoksthataregood-ish

fulgurite-and-petrichor

Audio description:

[Sound of typing]

Person 1: Morning, Jill!

Jill: Morning, Stacey!

Stacey: What'd'ja get up to this weekend?

Jill: Oh, I had a lovely little breakdown.

Stacey: Did you?

Jill: I did, yeah. Really treated myself. I felt on the brink all week so I decided to stalk my ex just to push myself over the edge.

Stacey: Johnathon?

Jill: That's the one.

Stacey: Oh, he's got a gorgeous new girlfriend.

Jill: I know.

Stacey: Nice.

Jill: And he's just landed himself his dream job.

Stacey: Oh. [pause]. And you're here. [pause]. Ideal!

Jill: That only had me tearing up so I pushed it a little bit further. I tried on a dress from five years ago.

Stacey: [gasp] You bugger.

Jill: Then I grabbed a bottle of wine, box of McVities, whacked on the news, accidentally opened up my phone on selfie mode, and [blows a kiss French chef style] sobbing.

Stacey: Ahh, that sounds good.

Jill: Felt amazing, nothing like a good cry.

Stacey: You must have felt reborn.

Jill: Oh, I certainly felt like I was being birthed by that dress afterwards.

Stacey: [hums in a satisfied way]

Jill: [hums in a satisfied way]

[Pause while Stacey blows on her drink]

Jill: How 'bout you?

Stacey: Oh, I just saw some family.

Jill: Oh.

[pause while both nod]

Jill: Oh! So massive breakdown.