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[ducissatenebrarum]

Hans Rudi Geiger, Li

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[stammsternenstaub]

Life doesn’t end at 23. 30 isn’t old. Fetishising youth as the ultimate desirable characteristic in a person is actively harmful to both young and old people. Some of us lost our teenage years to abuse and recovery, and can only begin living when we’re at a different life stage.  Literally knock it off, the lot of you.

[anthologyofm]

With every year I become less of a dumbass

[stammsternenstaub]

I occasionally go through the 293584079556 notes on this post and look at all the various takes and sigh, but this one’s great. thank you. let’s become marginally less dumbassed every year

[mcavoyings]

There’s like three or four roles where you just have one eye.  It’s starting to be a thing.

[catchymemes]

[megaceros]

gummy lamas

[megaceros]

And the less talented brothers

[hivs]

why does this whole scene look & sound like a YTP

[antidevelopment]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

[salmonpynk]

“Why is he staring at me like that? I don’t like it”

[shesnake]

On the set of Blade Runner (1982) dir. Ridley Scott

Costume design by Michael Kaplan and Charles Knode

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

I’ve been waiting for 2019 fashion my whole life 

[doctorbeth]

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[valtsv]

2019 is going to be all about being as abhorrent as possible. i’m talking utterly eldritch and incomprehensible. too unbearable to even acknowledge.

[valtsv]

in 2019 if anyone can bear to look at me without being driven mad with terror and disgust, i’m doing it wrong

[valtsv]

haters will see me and wish they hadn’t

[pinsandweevils]

New and Updated Career Options for 2019:

Rakish dandy who spends three hours on his cravat every morning

Romantic poet (who dies of consumption)

Whaler c. 1850, in love with a harpooneer

Late Victorian occultist

Ambiguously gay Victorian/Edwardian groundskeeper

Oxford student with a dark secret, c. 1910

Bertie Wooster

The subject of a J.C. Leyendecker illustration

Climber in the Lake District during the Golden Age of Mountaineering

Teddy boy

[deerthing]

tag urself i’m 5000% pure uncut bertie wooster. everyone around me is my slightly exasperated jeeves

[ojamajoprincess]

interview w the vampire: things are beautiful to look at but nothing has any meaning and i want to die but have not the courage to do so

the vampire lestat: im lestat and im a vampire with blond hair that goes just to my collar and i ride a Harley Davidson Motorcycle and im going to be Rockstar

[codenamecesare]

@cygnaut​: #the emotional whiplash the first time reading tvl is nuts

I always say… Interview with the Vampire is a horror classic. 

TVL and Queen of the Damned are entertaining novels.

After that, even within the fiction I don’t buy into the books. The rest of the Chronicles are just Lestat writing from prompts the other vampires gave him to keep him busy. Eventually to keep him interested in writing, they had to give him more and more id-stroking prompts, like “hot witches fall in love with you” and “you become the prince of all vampires.” Every now and then, other vampires ask how it’s going and Lestat is like “Vampire Vienna boys’ choir!” and “As prince, I carry a special ax in my coat!” and they just nod like… well… it keeps him out of real trouble, so, worth it, I guess.

[emileesaurus]

Lestat’s Erotic Friend Fiction

[ojamajoprincess]

#oh so lestat gets to write fanfic but not the rest of us (via @squirreltastic)

[leonseff]

[sridevi]

the essentials.

[theleoisallinthemind]

Copper–Agate

[rainbowrites]

#you ever feel like a modern person and then you catch an eye of something like this #and your entire hunter-gatherer midbrain just goes #*this will Protect Us from Harm* #*scoops* #*pockets* #rocks (via @wellntruly)

[gaypeopletwitter]

[orbitaldropkick]

KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS

[fluffymcmuffins]

why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you

[divine-rights-of-kings]

This is both against the gender roles that God put forth and in favor of the worship of pagan God’s. This is blatant satanic blasphemy

[soul-hammered]

frollo has logged tf on

[deathtokillian]

Reblog if you too are against the gender roles that God put forth and in favor of the worship of pagan Gods.