Disco Inferno

God has let me live another day, so I'm making it everyone's problem.

[discoinfernoetdoloris]

wish malware and computer viruses were physical tangible items so i could slurp them down like spaghetti

[pukicho]

puki we love you, you’re swag. 😩‼️

give me $40,000

[honeysamu-deactivated20220118]

no

[pukicho]

That's alright, I'll just ask the next guy that comes along

[what-if-i-were-a-squirrel-deact]

no

[pukicho]

oh

[pukicho]

You wouldn't treat a bloodthirsty monarch this way

[discoinfernoetdoloris]

only one way to find out

[discoinfernoetdoloris]

zoom

[discoinfernoetdoloris]

you all know sweet caroline but meet her siblings: 

- bitter caroline 

- sour caroline 

- spicy caroline

 - Carol, Destroyer of Worlds, Holder of the Staff of Sgli'mesjg 

family reunions are wild; carol makes awesome pumpkin pie

[discoinfernoetdoloris]

fuck it *unpins your taskbar*

[discoinfernoetdoloris]

please your honor, i know what my client did wasn’t really bussing but they were highkey having a bad day, so maybe we can all just turn up and chill

[discoinfernoetdoloris]

me, sitting outside for less than five minutes: i am one with nature. the sun laughs as its light falls on my face and the animals bound up to me joyfully. i do not need the Modern World

also me, soon as i go inside: i have never seen the sun and i would instantly die without my microwave

[discoinfernoetdoloris]

i want nothing more than to hijack a small yacht and ride it into the far sea, as the owner vainly attempts to swim after me, calling for their sweet baby boat

[discoinfernoetdoloris]

audio video disco

[discoinfernoetdoloris]

the world is like a bowl (or plate/cup) of spaghetti

yeah, you don’t seem that important considering there’s so many like u, but without u it wouldn’t be a dish

ur that important noodle don’t forget. ur making it enjoyable

[discoinfernoetdoloris]

i want to dive in it