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i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker!

I've been looking for a friend safari with pumpkaboo or latern but i can't find anything. Life is pain

Unfortunately, the only one I know of happens to be my ex-partner, for Pumpkaboo.Do any of my followers or someone you know have a friend safari with either of these two mons??

Your blog really motivates me to keep shiny hunting!

Oh gosh, thank you! I’m glad I can help a fellow shiny hunter continue doing what they love. Sometimes it’s just hard to not burn myself out, especially when the shiny gods don’t favor me for a while 🙃

I had to. I just had to give up on Aron. I want to move on in the Shiny Badge Quest, but Aron...just hates me. One day. One day.

This Magikarp will become a Gyarados and embody the absolute fury that has been building inside of me these past few months with long hunts. She will be fire. She will be fury. She will be the storm.

But for now, she splashes.

Alpha Sapphire Shiny Badge Quest: (8/6/2018), 15 Fishing Encounters

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I mean, I’ll take it! Absolutely thought I would be leaving this SOS chain with a shiny Corsola. I mean, I want to eventually complete the Gen 2 dex of course, but getting a shiny SOS-exclusive call pokemon? Hell yes!

Ultra Moon: (8/6/2018)

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Wasn’t sure what to hunt. Asked a friend. He said Goomy. So I went to the Lush Jungle. Came back out with a shiny Caterpie. Close enough, right? I need to finish the line anyway.

Ultra Moon: (8/5/2018)

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Decided to train up my synchronizers in USUM and went Chansey farming. I was completely expecting to get a shiny Chansey, but not a Blissey! Catching her just made it a snap to complete the entire line!

Ultra Moon: (8/3/2018)

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Another shiny I got on the train while heading to work! What is up with transit, does it just get me more shinies? Maybe I should just chill out on the transit system one day and hunt. I’ll get every shiny, right? That’s how it works?

If you’re familiar with Chekov (theatre stuff), then you’d know he has a show called the Seagull. See what I did there with this particular birb?

Omega Ruby: (7/7/2018)

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To keep up with the joke of seal-like pokemon being food (the Spheal I have is Din Din), I named this shiny buffoon Lunch. Because why not? There’ll probably be a breakfast somewhere in there one day.

Ultra Sun: (7/2/2018), 277 SOS calls

#pokemon #shiny pokemon #shiny hunting #seel #shiny seel #pokemon usum #my shinies

Eventually went back to Guzzlord at one point as I started to knock the hunts I’d started off the list. Gonna go for Celebi at some point, but Guzzlord and Heatran have taken so much from me. Named it Krusty after the clown in the Simpsons, because I already have a Pennywise.

Ultra Moon: (6/17/2018), 255 SRs

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YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS. FINALLY. You absolute piece of legendary garbage!

I have been hunting Heatran since BEFORE winter break. Off and on, because I just couldn’t take it. I went QUADRUPLE over odds, but I finally got it. Just as I busted out the second DS and started hunting it on Omega Ruby too. The nightmare is over, I can rest. No more SRs for me for a while.

Ultra Sun: (6/26/2018), 5,648 SRs

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Eventually decided to go back to an old route in which I raced one of my friends so I could get a shiny Wingull...not gonna lie, I was actually kind of happy to see this blue fella pop up instead! Fairly fast too, and it was on the way to work. The light rail brings me luck!

Omega Ruby: (7/6/2018), 150 horde encounters

#pokemon #shiny pokemon #shiny hunting #electrike #shiny electrike #my shinies #pokemon oras

...The name says it all. I wanted another shiny Spheal, and I got Zubat. Oof.

Omega Ruby: (7/2/2018)

#pokemon #shiny pokemon #shiny hunting #zubat #shiny zubat #my shinies #pokemon oras

Alright, whoever said that Friend Safari hunts are fine, they lyin’.

I mean, it wasn’t bad, but...Tangela just took an unusual amount of time to appear. It took so long that I actually switched games here and there because I was tired of seeing regular Tangelas and Sawsbucks popping up (I think I’m also against random encounters, but I’m not 100% sure yet...)

Pokemon Y: (6/10/2018), 1181 encounters

#pokemon #shiny pokemon #shiny hunting #tangela #shiny tangela #my shinies #pokemon y

Flying through Ultra Space again, and found myself another shiny ninja seed plant guy thing. Named it Oregano. Nothing fancy here except maybe the name for a Shiftry. *shrugs*

Ultra Moon: (6/6/2018)

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The Ultra Beasts are cool, but they’ve also weirded me out for whatever reason. Buzzwole in particular, I guess, just because it’s so...weird. A muscular mosquito? What? Anyway, after my first blunder with a shiny UB (I got it, but it almost wiped my whole team), it had been a while since I’d gone out to hunt another. Glad it didn’t take too long though!

Ultra Sun: (6/5/2018), 509 SRs

#pokemon #shiny pokemon #pokemon usum #buzzwole #shiny buzzwole #my shinies #shiny hunting

Yaaaaasssss, my boi! I’ve known exactly what to call my shiny earth monster legendary even before I went out to hunt it. Being a D&D fan, Groudon kind of reminded me of the Tarrasque - which I hope to incorporate into one of my campaigns, but that’s unrelated to pokémon - and I just HAD to have it, especially since Ruby is where I got my start into the pokémon franchise. I loved Groudon so much, and I’m glad its shiny - and badass primal shiny - is finally mine!

Ultra Sun: (6/2/2018), 474 SRs

#pokemon #shiny pokemon #shiny hunting #pokemon usum #shiny groudon #groudon #my shinies

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