go eat a brick

margarita || lena || this conversation is going places. Not college, but places.

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Marg: Whatever you do, don’t lose the spring(from the pen)

five minutes later

Maple: uh oh

Maple: I think it fell in your bag

Marg: did you

Marg: did you just lose the spring

Maple: I did the one thing you told me not to do

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Marg: we all love you Ribbon, like a son, or like a younger brother

Lena: or like a pet

Kaoru: yes he is a dog

Ribbon: bork bork

Avyary: you’ve got to do it like “BORK BORK”

Ribbon: onion onion

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Maple: (referring to BTS’s Fire) okay so if we had a stove party in here

Marg: (in her bedroom) we would not have a stove party in here

Maple: WHAT’S WRONG WITH A STOVE PARTY

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(Lena, Marg and @kaoru-grimm are having interesting conversations in Chinese. @avyary and Ribbon are also with them.)

Avyary: annyeong

Kaoru: annyeong

Lena: annyeong

Marg: hi

Ribbon: onion

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(a car is squeaking as it goes down the road. Both Marg and Lena turn to look at it.)

Lena: woah, that car had the steering wheel on the right side.

Marg: IT’S A SUBARU

Lena: I have no knowledge of cars plz halp

Marg: You thought Nexus was a type of car. Nexus is the phone. Lexus is the car.

Lena: isn’t Lexus a type of watch?

Marg: GODDAMMIT LENA THAT’S TIMEX

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Introducing Emma and Sab

(who argue all the time seriously Marg sits in front of them in math it’s insane)

Marg: You need marriage counselling, guise.

Emma: We do not need marriage counselling!

Sab: Oh please, like you’d be married to someone like me.

Emma: Admit it, Sab, I’m too fabulous for you, you’d never land someone as amazing as me, you’d probably try to sabotage my marriage

Sab: you mean Sab-otage

Emma: THIS IS WHY WE NEED MARRIAGE COUNSELLING

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ARE YOU PROUD OF ME, KAORU? ARE YOU PROUD OF ME AND MY NON-EXISTENCE TITS?

Marg

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I had Discord open when you called me a magical girl the other day, so now my nickname in the server is "The Magical Girl".

our unfortunate friend Ribbon(who transferred to our school and is a gift)

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Marg: Isn’t this pretty? (referring to Luo Tianyi in March Rain, check it out it’s a really nice song)

Maple:... Is that Totoro?

Maple:... I need my glasses.

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Update

Hello. Marg here. We know that this blog hasn’t updated since like July, and we’re sorry.

School is back on, though, and we now have a shit ton of good/bad quotes. Queueing will go back to the normal schedule of one per day, at 7:30 pm EST precisely.

Thank you for bearing with us.

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Is there a facepalm emoji yet

Marg

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I don't need sleep, sleep needs me

Marg

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MARG! Grandpa can't reach the shelf! Go put on your high heels!

Maple

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I PUT MY FOOT IN MY CUP

Maple

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I'm doing it. I'm drinking the fucking vinegar.

Marg

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Marg: I kinda want to hear the sound on this (video).

Maple: Turn up the sound. 

Maple: YOU BARELY HAVE ANY SOUND

Marg: FINE

Marg: *turns sound up to 100, computer blares noise into her headphones*

Marg: GWAAAAAAAAH

Marg: *turns sound back down to a comfortable 14*

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Marg: *typing her livestream thing*

Maple: Marg’s... Train of thought... Liveshits?