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Yukino had propped herself against the wall while Kakuzu was inside. She wondered what he did in there while she sat outside and waited like some sort of scout or bodyguard. Pft, bodyguard, the man was a giant compared to her. It looked like he was the one that should be guarding, not her. But now that she thought about it: wasn’t Kakuzu supposed to have a partner? That’s what she heard at least, maybe they were wrong— or maybe the man killed his partner. Yukino grimaced to herself, she wondered if she’d end up as a dead corpse by his hand.

discordant-tycoon

At some point during their little escapade to the banker, it seemed that Kakuzu had let his guard down. After taking awhile to carefully and quietly observe the girl's actions, he came to the conclusion that she meant no harm. If she had been aiming to do something she would have already done it. The Shinobi nowadays were brash, reckless; like his partner. No one would have been able to hold out for this long.

Kakuzu was thankful this was a sparsely populated village. It made for minimal stares. He didn't really appreciate it when eyes were set on him. Could they not find something else to occupy themselves with? Surely, there was something around more interesting than himself.

But nevermind that. He had money to turn in. So when they had finally managed to make it to the building, Kakuzu told the girl to stay put until he was finished. As if she'd wander off... Perhaps it was that he just wanted to make his status known.

It didn't take long for him to cash the money. Kakuzu left after that. There were several other bounties he needed to tend to.

"We'll eat, and then I'll return to my plans. Be mindful of the cost." On certain occasions, Kakuzu was willing to spend a little money on more luxurious foods. This wasn't one of those times. She best pick out something cheap, or else she'd starve.

#when did i say i was going on hiatus?? 0:#i don't remember i'm sorry if i did!!#i'll probably never go on hiatus haha muses don't really leave me like they do other people #the-dragon-pawn #thedragonpawn

hell yea bitch dis go hard as hell flocka i will suck big dick team slut all day and week month year and century i love big naps D I C K S Q U A D

#this isn't even ooc

discordant-demoniac

Rubbing the back of his neck, the demoniac groaned quietly. How long had that asshole been in there, again? Long enough, that’s all he knew. How long did it take to get take out, anyway? Maybe if he’d gone in there with him, he could’ve hurried him along—too late for any of that to matter, though.

The reaper’s thoughts drifted to those few he’d spent so much time thinking of, as of late. The kids.

Originally, he’d wanted to bring them along—better that than leaving them to be watched by Deidara. So did they. He remembered the little girl clinging to his leg, purple eyes big and begging as they looked up at him. "But Daaaad!" She’d whined. "I don wanna stay with him! He’s mean! I wanna go with you!”

"I know, Kakuko," he had muttered as he pried her off his leg. "But you’re staying here, with that dumbass,” he’d said, grimacing as the last syllables left his mouth. Even with Leader’s strict orders not to kill the kids, the blonde had always found a way around it—burns and singed hair from too close detonations, being scared out of their minds as he dropped them from a dizzying height only to have one of his birds swoop them up the second before they hit the ground, clay stuck in unsavory places, really, he’d tried a lot. It wasn’t like he acted purely out of malice, though. He only did those things when they were being particularly annoying. …Which, unfortunately, was more often than not.

A sudden rustle of clothing caught his attention. Looking over his shoulder, he saw the masked man approaching, a white package in his hands. The smell of food was unmistakeable. “Oi, you done?” He groaned. “‘Bout fuckin’ time!”

discordant-tycoon

The last few days had been tortuous for Kakuzu. (Or had it been weeks? Months? Truthfully, he'd lost count; there had been a greater amount of stupidity at the base than usual lately, and Kakuzu feared it had infected him.) Not only had he been spending more money than he originally had to, but he'd been keeping up with Hidan's brats because he couldn't. Hidan was still too immature to have children. It was in Kakuzu's hopes that they'd taught Hidan to keep it in his pants.

Kids. Damn, Kakuzu hated kids--they were loud, annoying, bratty, naïve... Basically Hidan except in a more compact form. No wonder Kakuzu hated them so much. With a burning passion, actually.

#tHSI IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR FUFKC #discordant-demoniac #discordantdemoniac

discordant-demoniac

//what the hell did i get myself into

discordant-tycoon

ooc; heh he hehe

#ooc

frogstornp

short and terrible

#hidan #kakuzu #brotp #beautiful

fleur-de-liar

Yukino almost smirked at the sudden change in his interest, but she remained stoic not wanting to look she was mocking or winning over Kakuzu in anyway. “I don’t want you to think I need to be following you everywhere taking up your space. I can be used to help you make a better profit: while you go out on missions to collect higher, stronger bounties, I can do your minor duties like delivering messages to those you work with or take your money- if you trust me enough- to your banker. Since I do not… sleep like the average person, I can use the time most take to sleep to work and travel for you. So,” she paused for a moment and made a gesture to him, “I am offering you, sir, more time for more important things…. time is money yes?”

She brought her hand back to her chest, crossing both arms over it, “And you do not need to see me as… an apprentice. I am wishing more to be seen just as ninja or a pawn if you will. A ninja is no good if it is not under someone. Plus, the rogue world is a dangerous place for those who are not under a strong figure or ‘name’. Although I am practically giving my life away to you, I feel that new opportunities will be opened to me if I were to work for in particular. So I do admit my reasons are a bit selfish. But in the end you will be the one benefiting from it, I believe.”

Although she did her best to suppress it through her “pretty” words and confidence, Yukino was deeply nervous. So easily she could have had said something wrong despite her effort of choosing words wisely. But all was poured out on the table and there was no taking it back now. All she had to do was stand there like an easy target waiting for the man’s next move.

discordant-tycoon

...He believed her. To an extent. By no means would he let her take his bounties off on her own straight off, though; she could very well cut off their heads and get the money all for herself if he did that. But maybe after traveling for a little while (or a long while, rather), he'd come to trust her enough to send her on errands.

Kakuzu heaved a heavy sigh. The matter hadn't been given much thought, but... In some ways he was sure. And if it turned out that this girl was a waste of his time, he could easily dispose of her. It would be a plus if there was a bounty hanging above her head.

#thedragonpawn #the-dragon-pawn #and just for future reference i dunno if this will ever happen or not but #i tend to steer away from fight scenes #i'm not very good at writing them and would hate to dissapoint with one ; v ;

fleur-de-liar

Yukino nodded slightly at the word "offer". She started to untie one of the bags on her hip. Her pale colored eyes kept in contact with his. She was unsure to show submissive nature or a headstrong one to this men, but she decided to be herself. She needed to be genuine, and she needed to let this man know she was telling the truth.

"I know this may seem absurd and suspicious, but I am offering you myself to work under you. I am also aware I do not exactly.. look like a bounty hunter so I brought you these."

She opened up the bag to show the decapitated head, "You will find these three men in the bingo book." she threw him the bag not wanting to make any approaches. "That man's head is worth 11,000,000 ryo. The other two are both 4,500,000. I specialize in head bounties since when I used to be under Kirigakure I was soon to become a hunter nin; plus, for my size I can't hull around bodies." She placed a hand on her chest, "I also don't have to get bounties for you, I will do anything. Whether it be killing people, spying or mere paper work. I will just follow your orders... also" she hoped what she said next would be somewhat of a benefit towards her. She had heard this man had an affinity for money so she decided to add this in, "You can pay me how much you want whenever you want.... if you wish too at all." Yukino didn't care about money, and she could do something small on the side to scrap up a ryo or two if need be. She definitely did not need a large pay check to live off of.

discordant-tycoon

Suspiciously, Kakuzu eyed the three heads. They seemed rather fresh, what with the way any still visible blood was bright red and still liquidy. But in spite of that, how was he supposed to know for sure that this little girl, this frail looking little girl, had actually done all of this on her own? None of this made much sense to him; why was she even offering to serve underneath him? For guidance? Experience, even?

"If you're looking for guidance, you may as well forget it. I'm not looking for an apprentice," Kakuzu said. "And I'm not much one for 'helpers.' I am capable of handling things myself for free."

#thedragonpawn #the-dragon-pawn

fleur-de-liar

The man that stood before Yukino fit the description she had been given, and looked as she had envisioned him to be. Tall, dark, and an ominous threatening aura surrounding him. She was definitely getting herself into something, she just prayed she could make it through this without her head being put in a bag.

The annoyed tone in his voice made her stomach twinge, but she remained calm and responded promptly, not wanting to waste the man's time, "Are you the man Kakuzu? If so, I came here to talk business with you, and by no means wish to fight you." she held out her hands in a formal gesture, " I am Yukino, most know me by my bounty hunter name Shinjitsu, though I doubt you have heard of me." she proceeded by taking her mask off, she wanted to seem as "nonthreatening"(as if she really could be) and open to this man who was rumored to be "inhuman" in more ways than one.

discordant-tycoon

...Business. She wanted to talk business. Kakuzu didn't even know who this lady was, much less if she was actually a genuine bounty hunter. He'd never even heard of the name 'Yukino' or 'Shinjitsu' in relation to contracting in all his years. So, what reason could she possibly give him to affiliate with her?

He supposed he'd give her a shot. if things went awry, Kakuzu was sure he could handle the situation. Probably kill her. It'd be nice if her head was worth something... If she was as famed as she claimed to be, he'd make quite a profit.

"You're right. I haven't heard of you, which does say something. And so far, I have no reason to trust you, or even stay to talk... 'Business.' If you don't have anything to offer me, I'm not interested."

#thedragonpawn #the-dragon-pawn #sh sh no it's perfect we good then

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Opening New Doors || Discordant-Tycoon

The sun was at its peak in the cloudless sky. Yukino adjusted the mask she wore whenever she played the role as her male guise Shinjitsu, and waited on the outskirts of the village where the supposed banker of the man she was looking for resided. From what her resources had said the man Kakuzu would be passing through soon. She didn’t know if he was a punctual man, but she knew that what she would be doing was quite- well: crazy. From what she had gathered the men had a vicious temper, and was quick to act on it. If she didn’t play this out carefully she could end up dead. The young bounty hunter then sensed a large approaching chakra. She felt her heart palpitate within her chest, and she rechecked her three bags which carried three heads of the highest head bounties she could get within that week. She readjusted her mask again and took in a deep calming breath. With a couples steps, Yukino walked out of the shade of the trees unto the path.

discordant-tycoon

It wasn't advised to split up from your assigned pair, but it wasn't as if Kakuzu couldn't hold his own. And lugging along a loudmouth idiot to the... 'Banker' (if that was what one would call it) would just be a waste of time. The briefcase held in his hand wasn't going to get any lighter, and Kakuzu didn't much want to deal with it any longer.

However, not everything was going to go his way. It was awfully typical of this shitty world to throw curve balls at him. His commute was going smoothly until this person decided it would be a good idea to blatantly present themselves to him. Did they have any idea who he was? What he was capable of? ...Evidently not. But he wasn't surprised; no one really seemed to care for his name or abilities.

Kakuzu grimaced. They didn't seem to be frightened by him in slightest. "Are you just going to stand there like an idiot, or are you going to do something?"

He would have been happy if they decided to step aside, but if it came down to it, Kakuzu would fight. And he'd win, too.

#thedragonpawn #the-dragon-pawn #agggggggh #if this isn't what you were looking for let me know and i'll gladly write you up something else

ooc; jesus christu i came on the internet and i have like 10 r ps to reply to how will i LIVE

#ooc #I'LL GET BACK TO U IN JUST A MOMENT WHAT'S UR NAME #the-dragon-pawn that's your name #you ill get back to you in a minute or 80

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//neither do i tbh thread it is yes

ooc; can u start

can u start thread d

(or do we need to discuss more of what we're doing first)

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//[whispers] i think this is the part where a starter is written or an ask is sent possibly maybe idk