Goddamn dude, what the hell have you been eating the past few months. Never going to get back into shape in time with that thing hanging off you tubby.
So you went to LA to broaden your horizons? Well, it looks like your horizons werenāt the only things that were broadened there, chubbs. I guess the food was really good there and you probably didnāt know where the gym was located, judging by that big roll of pudge hanging around your growing waist. You left your abs in LA and came back with a chubby gut instead. LA is known as the city that never sleeps, but it seems like your āfast metabolismā has dozed off either way, big boy.
















