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“Vampire hypnosis doesn't work on me anymore. [...] They used to use it on the stupidest things, too.”

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- I come to you with a personal message from the Supreme Worldwide Vampiric Council.

- Oh, shit.

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So... has there been any updates on my fate?

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This Vampiric Counsel holds the world's oldest and largest collection of pоrnography.

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“What I’ve been doing is I’ve been sneaking out when they go slumber.”

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“Meg works at Massive Fitness, a 24 hour gymnasium I used to attend.”

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Time for your official council vestments, eh?

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ᴀ ᴡɪʟᴅ ɢɪᴢᴍᴏ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀs!

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