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. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ The nights are cold, but the sun is warm. ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.

Apparently, if you're in the Mafia long enough, you make a few enemies. Enemies who want to kill you. Who would've thought? So there Mista was, laying in the hospital with two broken legs and probably a concussion.

Chapter: 1/? Relationships: Giorno Giovanna/Guido Mista, Pannacotta Fugo/Guido Mista, past Bruno Buccellati/Guido Mista Characters: Guido Mista, Sex pisols, Giorno Giovanna, Pannacotta Fugo, Bruno Buccelati, Trish Una Additional tags: stockholm syndrome, hallucinations, hospitalization, kidnapping, medical inaccuracies, mindfuck

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We don’t talk enough about how fanfiction writers love to give character large amounts of non-specific paperwork they hate doing

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say more pls

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Yeah sure why not.

So most stories take place when Events are Happening, and this means that no matter what kind of job the characters have, they’re probably not too focused on them. Fanfics, on the other hand, often show the down time. Which means that the writer has to figure out what the hell these characters do in their jobs. Unless the characters have a job the author understands or knows well, the author is often at a loss for what to have the character doing.

So they sit them at a desk and give them paperwork. What is the paperwork for? Rarely specified. It is Paper Work for the characters Important Adult Job they have and they need to read or sign it or something. And there’s always a line about how Character Hates Paperwork. Doesn’t matter if Character is a Mafia Boss or a General or a Diplomat, here they are in an office trying to get out of Doing Paperwork.

There’s also a sense of, like, humor and mundanity that comes with it. Like the examples above, it always particularly stands out to me when a dangerous individual is griping about some paper they need to sign or something. The less you can picture Character doing paperwork, all the better to force it upon them. If Character is saddled with Paperwork, they’re usually now concerned about the physical damages their motley crew causes, because damage = More Paperwork.

Anyway I just think it’s fun or funny, Sephiroth doing paper work and Sawada Tsunayoshi doing paper work and this just in, Tony Stark is doing paperwork. Sorry, Phoenix Wright can’t play right now. Yeah, it’s paperwork.

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A very non-exhaustive list of actual paperwork they could be completing/reviewing/approving, in no particular order:

Timesheets

Expense reports

Requisition requests

Budget justifications

Payroll

Performance evaluations

Incident reports

After action reviews / post-mortem analyses

Incident Action Plans

Contracts

Contract proposals / grant applications

Reports / briefings

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I think giomis would be interesting from a perspective of Giorno forcing Mista into it. Mista feels like Giorno is too young but Giorno just keeps trying to coerce him.

Especially once Giorno becomes Don. He basically gives Mista no other option. Mista eventually grows into it once Giorno gets older.

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i feel like Mista would be very easy to mentally fuck with, because he'd just wave stuff away y'know. It's whatever. and then suddenly he's in such deep shit that he can't come out. plus, he's not really used to mind games and more to brutal violence so he'd be less prepared.

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I love how I post a fic where a character says he can't kiss someone when they're drunk, even when he's drunk, and then on the same day I post a fic where a guy just straight up kidnaps his friends. Like, those are two VERY opposite ends of the consent spectrum

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I love posting snippets

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Wish you were sober ☾⋆ ⊹₊

Chapter: 2/2 Ship: Giorno Giovanna/Guido mista Summary: Giorno takes care of a drunk Mista, Mista takes care of a drunk Giorno, they let themselves indulge for a moment

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Doodle of Haruno from my new fic x

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⋆༺𓆩 We've all been a kid once, so raising one surely isn't that hard 𓆪༻⋆

Summary:

The rest of the group should've already been home…..So he was kind of prepared for maybe a house set on fire by Narancia, maybe a washing machine that had been exploded by Mista, or maybe a shit ton of animals made by Giorno. He was not, however, prepared to find a whole child sitting on the doorstep.

Or

Giorno gets turned into a child by a stand and the group, who have no clue where the blonde went nor how this kid appeared on their doorstep, decide to raise him like their own.

Ship: Leone Abbacchio/Bruno Buccellati/Pannacotta Fugo/Narancia Ghirga/Giorno Giovanna/Guido Mista/Trish Una words: 11K categorie: Gen, Multi Rating: teen and up

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so evil

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I love writing silly lines

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I KNOW that Giorno is like practically immortal rn but. We're just gonna ignore that m'kay I need him to be injured.

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new fanfic yipeeeeee ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

I'm sorry I couldn't protect you

Giorno takes care of a drunk Mista.

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I have come back with chapter 4 AND 5 of 'Dreams fall hard'! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

'Isagi's life doesn't suck but by God does he wish it could be beter' and ' their lifes can suck together'

Summary: "Just like it was nothing, years and years of hard effort can suddenly come crashing down all at once. And in the back of his head, Rin knew this, because it had happened to others more than enough times, but it had just never really gotten through to him that it could happen to him.

or

A story about a failed career, toxic exes getting back together and a person who is nothing. (But they can be nothing together.)"

Ship: Isagi Yoichi/Itoshi Rin Words: 18k Chapter: 5/7

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Sad that I can't actually put this line in the fanfic