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harry on the late late show

james: so, sweet creature came out recently and people are wondering who it’s about :)

harry: *looks into the camera like he’s on the office* not about my fucking sister that’s for sure

james: ..well okay!

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Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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we were talking about whether aliens are real or not in the car earlier and my brother looked out the window longingly and said “if aliens arent real then why can i feel them in my heart”

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Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

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This has been in my queue for four months.

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me: i hate children child: *does anything besides screaming* me: AWWW

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I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

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beingchildfree

Abusive parents who “just did the best” they “could” are still abusive parents.

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Same goes for abusive parents who “have” their “child’s best interest at heart” or “are doing it out of love”

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a humanitarian

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a friend/coworker of mine wanted to go to her concert but didnt have tickets so he tweeted her and she hooked him up with some

If Shakespeare was alive in 2017:

Someone: POLITICS and ART should always be SEPARATE! There is NO REASON why ART should be POLITICAL!

William Shakespeare: *laughs. writes 3 more tiny hand jokes into his latest play, King Tiny Hands.*

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also azula was the only fire bender in either series to have a blue flame which obviously meant something? what it meant whom knows but it did indicate that she was that bitch