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Someone: why do u always say u feel sick
Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like Iâm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville
Me: haha
Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but youâd think after the first time he got rendered useless in a fight by some dude with a water bottle heâd start carrying around a spare set in a waxed bag or something but NOOOOO. And Edâs even fucking worse like his arm gets destroyed how many times???? AND HE ACTS SURPRISED EVERY TIME. OH NO MY ARM. NOW I CANâT ALCHEMY. Shit, boy, draw some transmutation circles ahead of time and keep em in your coat, this isnât hard. âOh no, youâve destroyed my arm again, whatever shall I SIKEâ Ed says, before throwing a rock with âexplodeâ written on it at his attacker and making good his escape. Everyoneâs always carving shit into their skin or drawing it in their own blood, HOW BOUT INSTEAD YOU CARRY A PIECE OF FUCKING CHALK. Alchemists are useless
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Assassinâs Creed: Odyssey gets game of the year for this scene.
You know, I dont like assassins creed, but I might get it just for this
sometimes u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine and pretend thatâs equivalent to getting ur life in order
please unmute this
I hate it when people ask âdo you trust meâ like âŠdonât call me out like that âŠâŠ..the answer is no
i just astral projected back to 2009
Holy shit
âȘKill the rich. Overthrow the government. Believe in science. Be gay. âŹ
Iâm always a slut for lying in bed for hours on end doing nothing productive.
No Noise November. everyone shut up
Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier
Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! Youâre the nicest person ever!
Me: are you ok
*goes up to a lesbian couple* so which of u is the cheetah (built for speed in open areas) and which of u is the jaguar (built for strength and stealth in wooded foresty areas)
Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasnât too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like âhey⊠i think⊠i died⊠and now Iâm in a parallel universe⊠and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universeâ and he was just kinda like âalright, you do thatâ. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like âdamn⊠why are there so many of you⊠thereâs like 5 many of youâ and she was just kinda like âalright, you do thatâ.
Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like âhow ya feeling sonâ in the dadliest way possible and I was like âMAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE IâM STARVEDâ so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say âIâm good I can do thisâ and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler âWHATS UP FUCKSâ to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.
So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says âhey are you going to order or whatâ. Keep in mind Iâm on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say âshush man Iâm trying to do fruit scienceâ, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said âyeah give me a smooth regularâ which for the uninitiated, isnât actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the âboostedâ smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made âlightning noisesâ.
So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says âhow ya feelin?â. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say âthereâs these fuckin⊠tiny sheep in my headâ which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).
Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldnât find the status update bar) that read: âi just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juiceâ
tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so⊠spiritual and intimate
lets give this bread
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severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i wonât get mad.
*Slytherins remain silent*
them niggas in zoey 101 was like 12 workin in sushi restaurants but im 17 and mcdonalds wont call me back why life gotta be so rough
anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms
