Little Miss Never Knows Best.

@disgruntledaxolotl

| 28 | ✔aмoeвa | Your Friendly Neighbourhood Lucifer. Call me what you like. Most used nickname: LaLa. I Am A Realistic Logical Ideologist. I drink a lot of liquids, I read too much, I'm exhausted 99% of the time and on rare occasion I can socialise properly. A/N: This Is A Personal Blog If you don't want to read about my personal life and or rants, in the middle of regular blogging, you can block the tag: “Alice Stop” and, “Sad Shit” Thank You.

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threelights

being on this website since 2011 feels like being that dog in that one movie where he reincarnates. like i feel like i’ve lived five hundred separate and distinct lives and also died four times and also like i’ve watched history unfold from the beginning of man

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wait

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a blog’s purpose

bahrains

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

muppethole-deactivated20240312

i taught my boss the meaning and usage of “yeet” after i accidentally let it slip in the office and a day later he walks up to my desk and says “i just yeeted you an email” with a completely straight face and i nearly bowled over