Bants m8

[itsjustbanta]

Honestly please back away from me you heathens (tee source)

[lovelysuggestions]

Stay out way too late with me and kiss me under the moonlight

[welele]

[butch-king-frankenstein]

the Playskool Goblin Containment Block, only $59.99

[bombing]

Your posts are pretty retarded and what makes it even better is how seriously you take yourself, it's quite entertaining

it’s 10:33am here in New York. assuming you’re from the United States, and judging from your tone and language you most likely are, the time where you are is somewhere between 7:33 and 10:33am. your choice of words indicates that you’re somewhere between the ages of 8 and 11 years old. most elementary schools start at around 8:50 to 9:15am so my question to you is why are you not getting ready for school, and if it’s past 9am where you are, why are you skipping free education to waste both your time and mine here on the internet

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

me: :)

target self checkout security camera: you look like this

me: :(

[felinenthusiast]

can they stop making really nice doc martens because i love them and i don’t have the money

[felinenthusiast]

me seeing another pair of cool stompy lesbian boots i can’t afford

[internet]

[shigraki]

i literally CANNOT and WILL NEVER get over that one Sad Pic with the story of how a girl and a guy were on a motorcycle and he noticed a wall in front of them so he stopped to let her off and then he drove into the wall and died

[shigraki]

IT WAS A CAR NOT A MOTORCYCLE IM. STILL LAUGIHMG YHOUGH

[grawly]

get in. we’re going back to 2013.

[grawly]

[grawly]

[mitjaissick]

Thomas Rentmeister

Earthapfelroom, 2007

Kartoffelchips, potato chips, ca. 70 x 500 x 250 cm

[ryukisgod]

Customer service bosses be like:

[dynastylnoire]

Deadass

[rashemibabe]

Yall cant have water????

[raesoldblogg-deactivated2022032]

apparently it’s unprofessional to stay hydrated

[hotboyproblems]

me walking into 2019 like

[6i]

i just want to thank all those who’ve destroyed me into the person i am today

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who always tries to sing both parts of duets

[knifefightscene]

[fuks]

[gaynfl-moved]

happy new year’s eve lesbians!!!!!!