avery

[royalcalum]

why am i not some musician’s cute girlfriend who takes pictures backstage at gigs and hangs around with the rest of his band and looks really fashionable and makes all his little fangirls jealous i hate everything

[valtsv]

fuck all romance except whatever those 2 sports announcers on nintendogs had

[beccap]

“But the 8-hour workday is too profitable for big business, not because of the amount of work people get done in eight hours (the average office worker gets less than three hours of actual work done in 8 hours) but because it makes for such a purchase-happy public. Keeping free time scarce means people pay a lot more for convenience, gratification, and any other relief they can buy. It keeps them watching television, and its commercials. It keeps them unambitious outside of work. We’ve been led into a culture that has been engineered to leave us tired, hungry for indulgence, willing to pay a lot for convenience and entertainment, and most importantly, vaguely dissatisfied with our lives so that we continue wanting things we don’t have. We buy so much because it always seems like something is still missing.”

— Your Lifestyle Has Already Been Designed

[kibumkim]

i don’t think u guys need to be bullied but i do feel like a lot of y’all lack self awareness

[llleighsmith]

i love my solitude but i was meant to be a lover

[girls-n-vibes]

i cant wait to love the fuck out of somebody and not look stupid

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

just a girl trying not to rip her skin off 

[jigglypuffsvevo]

today feels like a great day to move far away to the mountains and never come back, who’s with me

[just-shower-thoughts]

If gas prices keep going up it will be cheaper to snort cocaine and run everywhere.

[dammitradar]

finally a good fucking shower thought

[dingdongyouarewrong]

oh to be a 12-going-on-13 year old kid living in the pacific northwest sent to live at my great uncle’s house with my equally quirky twin in a small town where nothing is as it seems for the summer as i face monsters, cryptids, and the fear of growing up

[zoromance]

so has anybody’s dad ever actually apologized to them, or is that just an urban legend

[coffeemages]

Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren

[radfemarchive-deactivated202304]

Or domestic labour by the age of 7

[swedepea]

And they’re not a mini-mom for their siblings either

[sissikuk]

Or be your personal therapist.

[artbythedarkside]

They’re not here to live the life you wish you had.

[milkygastrobones]

The last one is important for sons, as well. Your children are not an extension of you.

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

i would survive a horror movie

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

the murderer shows up to my house and im just like sir your vibes are disgusting

[steverogres]

no one:

chris evans on twitter:

[ohevoyev]

pre-war bucky wasn’t a bad boy heartthrob he was a mama’s boy and a nerd don’t forget it

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

im too much of a baby for tinder i wanna meet people the old fashioned way where we’re both on either side of a fish tank and notice each other thru the water… 

[uwubf-deactivated20161120]

busted from phineas and ferb > the entire beatles discography