*˚༺☆༻* •BAZ00KA-- )✩‧₊˚

|| Bomber 'Bazooka' Dish || ── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ──` " ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏ ᴘʀɪᴍᴇ, ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴇᴠᴏʟᴠᴇ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ɪ ᴅɪᴇ. "

[dishsoapbazooka]

|| MASTERPOST 🌟 *ੈ✩‧

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‚‚ My family comes first before anything, they are everything to me. ’’

17yo, he/him, aromantic

heya, im bomber/bazooka. kinda new to tumblr so bare w// my confusion here lol

kinda dry texter but i try my best to xpress tone

i love my fam! but hurt them n youre gettin on a hit list.

---- ,, people i know

=Roxie; @darlingdish// sister!

=Cuphead; @thebestcollectorever// dad!

=Epic; @rainbowshowman // papa!

rules.

; be respectful , dont be an asshole

; dont like what you see? scroll.

; no hate, toxicity or negativity allowed

-- such as homophobia, racism, ableists and so on.

; respect my family.

; just have basic human decency, you get the idea.

tags.

#bomber answers ( answering asks )

#bomber reblogs ( reblogging )

#bomber talks ( yapping )

#bomber interacts ( roleplays with other blogs )

#bazooka time ( random/ooc )

|| mod is; @krumbymatcha ||

??yo, she/he/they, aroace

-- ooc, i am still a minor. slightly NSFW asks can be tolerated but the same can't be said for overly sexual interaction.

-- if you want to be moots, send an ask to my main :D

I'd be happy to make new friends!

-- anything/anyone that makes me or my friends uncomfortable will be ignored/blocked.

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[rainbowshowman]

THOUGHTS ON YOUR KIDS??? DO THEY MAKE YOU PROUD???????? DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE CHILD.... or uh any embarrassing moments about them to share

" Yes! They make me very proud!"

He nodded happily, humming slightly.

......................

" Why would I tell a stranger about my kids embarrassing moments?"

His tone got somewhat serious, like he was offended. He narrowed his eyes, crossing his arms.

[number1-motm-epicfan]

... hey, who even was that person? what do you mean you let a random anon ask that????? figure out who that wa- what do you mean you can't? fellas, im gonna fire all of you-- anyway here we see epic being a great parent!

everyone take notes

[rainbowshowman]

" WHO ARE YOU???"

[dishsoapbazooka]

„ who invited ts guy in here ✌️”

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[darlingdish]

"EW EW EW- KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!!!" Roxie screeched, backing away from the rotating rainbow roach in pure fear.

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

Roxie proceeded to run away, calling out for her parents...

[dishsoapbazooka]

„ calm down, Rox. it's jst a small roach, Dad can handle it.. ”

He gives Roxie a light pat on the back.

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@thebestcollectorever

[rainbowshowman]

Hey, Epic... im like........ a super big fan 🥰🥰🥰 and i... tucks hair behind ear... really wanted you to have this..!!!

Hands you a piece of paper:

Runs away

" Oh! Um... That's.. Nice!"

He looked like he was almost holding back tears.

[dishsoapbazooka]

„ hello, what the hell. ”

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[thebestcollectorever]

„ dad whats w// all the noise in the house

i hear a lotta stuff happenin evry now n then .. ”

- @dishsoapbazooka

"Ehhh... don't worry about it too much, kiddo!" He said, actively trying to both hide and fix the burnt spot on the floorboards.

"How about you go check on yer pa? I'm... handlin' sumthin'."

[dishsoapbazooka]

„ dad i heard a gunshot of all things. just be sure that it wasnt near the younger ones ”

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[thebestcollectorever]

THOUGHTS ON NUGGET?

"Awwwh I love that lil guy! Though I do think we need to stop spoilin' him so much... he's got a whole buncha cat toys and yet he only ever plays with cardboard."

[dishsoapbazooka]

„ maybe we shouldnt get him any more toys. ”

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[rainbowshowman]

" But how could you say no to that face..." : (

[dishsoapbazooka]

„ papa he is a creature of greed. we'll have t'say no eventually. ”

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[dishsoapbazooka]

Soooo! Mister bazooka is it? What do you think of your little sister and brother?

„ i love them to death. not even a billion diamonds could compare how much they mean to me. ”

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[thebestcollectorever]

THOUGHTS ON NUGGET?

"Awwwh I love that lil guy! Though I do think we need to stop spoilin' him so much... he's got a whole buncha cat toys and yet he only ever plays with cardboard."

[dishsoapbazooka]

„ maybe we shouldnt get him any more toys. ”

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[ehiaint2worriedabtit]

hey Bella so i actually have a motm oc rp blog too but ill gatekeep as a fun challenge for you to try and find it heheh

I’ve been trying for the past SIX hours. TELL ME WHAT IT IS sob🥲🥲🥲

[dishsoapbazooka]

( ooc; wsg gng 🤩🤩 )

[rainbowshowman]

"KILL IT!!!!!"

(OOC/// He's terrified of bugs lol)

[thebestcollectorever]

"HOLD ON, HOLD ON, I GOT THIS!!!"

BANG

"... Overkill?"

[dishsoapbazooka]

,, why are we usin guns in the house now? ”

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( ooc; assuming we're in well. OUR house )

[dishsoapbazooka]

‚‚ ewww .

goldie doesnt even tolerate roaches you can kill it n none of us would mind ’’

also why is it rainbow

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[dishsoapbazooka]

Bomber do you prefer pancakes or waffles... 🤔🤔🤔🤔

‚‚ waffles, i wont elaborate. ’’

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[rainbowshowman]

Hey, Mr. Epic! What was it about a guy like Cuphead that attracted such a fella like yourself to him?

" Gosh, hmm.. "

Epic thought for a second, before finally speaking again.

" He's just - charming in a way! Aha.."

He laughed nervously, blush slowly forming on his cheeks.

[thebestcollectorever]

"Charming?" Cup grinned. "Not as charming as you."

[dishsoapbazooka]

‚‚ get a roooomm

yguys always do ts infront of roxie n goldie too ’’

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[dishsoapbazooka]

Hey Bomber, what do you think of your papa's career as a TV Host? And your dad's... job.

‚‚ i think papas job is pretty neat, hes happy abt doin it so i dont mind

as for my dad well. i try not to talk abt it too much. 'specially not near my younger siblings. ’’

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[dishsoapbazooka]

Good day to you mister bazooka!

,, gday to you too, anon. ”

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