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"Seriously, what do you want? I already have some weird floating kid following me around who claims to be a demon and he talks to himself. I don't need you here on top of that!" Indie Jonathan Combs Rp & ask blog. Semi-selective. Fandom: Welcome to Hell M!A: n/a Event(s): n/a Admin Account: milkbonesandcuddles Tracking tag: disillusionedwithhumanity This blog tends to get NSFW, so.. Be careful uwu

[momamiaaa]

Jellyfish Lake in Palau. Apparently the jellies have lost their ability to sting because of lack of predators in the lake and you can swim with them!

[frecklesandink]

BUCKET LIST.

[comedownstairsandsayhello]

WAIT BUT THAT’S NOT EVEN THE COOLEST PART: These jellyfish carry small populations of algae inside their bodies and derive much of their nutrition from the sugars that the algae produce. The jellyfish follow the sun across the lake each day and rotate continuously, so that the algae are always getting maximum sunlight exposure for photosynthesis. Then at night they dive to deeper parts of the lake so the algae can absorb nitrogen. It’s one of the best examples of endosymbiosis in action and it’s KICKASS.

[bassfanimation]

FLOATY FRIEND CABBAGES

[carbon2-deactivated20181212]

SCIENCE

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful. 

[disillusionedwithhumanity]

"So then I told them, I wouldn't date your ass if you were Mephi and he had the guts to say Mephi was poop. Like why is you here?!"

Maybe her and Patty could get along, because these stories and the actual ‘girl time’ they spent together was getting her to laugh. “Oh man. Jeez, how steamed were they after you told ‘em that?”

[kurtasclan]

convincing ur friends to watch anime

[yang199821]

“Don’t touch her!”

Patty was being chided by one of her colleagues. She had once again failed to meet their requirements. “Yes, I understand..” She could sense their hand ready to strike her face and winced as she was sure contact would take place but instead they stopped. “Huh?” What was that voice? It sounded so familiar to her. Hesitantly she turned around and was shocked to see /her/ out of anyone coming to stand up for her. “Joanna?”

[yang199821]

“Sure we can do that! I can show you my favorite underwear store too! Oh they have the loveliest panties and soft bra’s.” She claps as a idea comes to her. “What if we went to the spa?!”

[disillusionedwithhumanity]

So this is what it was like to ‘hang out with your girlfriends,’ and have fun. It seemed harmless enough for now. “The spa...? I dunno Patty, I mean, it’s up to you. I’ve never done any ‘girl stuff’ before so..”

[yang199821]

“Don’t touch her!”

Patty was being chided by one of her colleagues. She had once again failed to meet their requirements. “Yes, I understand..” She could sense their hand ready to strike her face and winced as she was sure contact would take place but instead they stopped. “Huh?” What was that voice? It sounded so familiar to her. Hesitantly she turned around and was shocked to see /her/ out of anyone coming to stand up for her. “Joanna?”

[yang199821]

Patty smiled. “Now I can have some more freetime.” She sang with glee. Superior however was pretty pissed and under his breathed muttered. “Fucking bitch and tease.” If only he could one up Joanna, if only.

[disillusionedwithhumanity]

“Mhmn! Come on, let’s go get ice cream and do some girl stuff. I never actually really had a girlfriend to do girl stuff with. We could get ice cream and go to the mall.” Chimed Joanna, ignoring the fuming superior.

[disillusionedwithhumanity]

"Joanna." Mephi started as he hooked his arms around her from behind, pulling her close to himself.

“Mephi, babe.” Purred Joanna, leaning against his slender figure with a content sigh. She was still a worked up, but his presence appeared to be soothing her.

[memeistopheles-blog]

                          “How’s my girl?” He purred, wearing a grin on his lips as he let his hands caress her sides.

[disillusionedwithhumanity]

“I’m good, a little steamed over one of your ‘friends,’ but good nonetheless.” She replied, stretching then leaning into his gentle touch.

[disillusionedwithhumanity]

"Joanna." Mephi started as he hooked his arms around her from behind, pulling her close to himself.

“Mephi, babe.” Purred Joanna, leaning against his slender figure with a content sigh. She was still a worked up, but his presence appeared to be soothing her.

[yang199821]

“Don’t touch her!”

Patty was being chided by one of her colleagues. She had once again failed to meet their requirements. “Yes, I understand..” She could sense their hand ready to strike her face and winced as she was sure contact would take place but instead they stopped. “Huh?” What was that voice? It sounded so familiar to her. Hesitantly she turned around and was shocked to see /her/ out of anyone coming to stand up for her. “Joanna?”

[yang199821]

He tried to loosen his tie as his air was abruptly lessened. “Y-Ya…okay! Okay!” He tried to yank himself away from her grip but it was futile. Patty just stood and watched her hands grasping her skirt as she felt highly uncomfortable around the superior. “Can we go now!?” She asked in a shout, shortly covering her mouth. “Y-yes I have work…” The superior choked out.

[disillusionedwithhumanity]

Joanna scowled at the taller demon before slowly releasing his tie when Patty spoke up. With a soft growl, she fully released him then turned on her heel, aggressive demeanor diminishing when she got over to Patty. The ghoul took hold of the other’s hand with a cheery grin as if nothing had ever happened, and began to walk off.

[yang199821]

“Don’t touch her!”

Patty was being chided by one of her colleagues. She had once again failed to meet their requirements. “Yes, I understand..” She could sense their hand ready to strike her face and winced as she was sure contact would take place but instead they stopped. “Huh?” What was that voice? It sounded so familiar to her. Hesitantly she turned around and was shocked to see /her/ out of anyone coming to stand up for her. “Joanna?”

[yang199821]

“B-because me and Mephi are good friends, I’ve been her for a while which is why I am the superior.” He smiles. “Your just his girlfriend, for now anyway.” Patty tried to pull Joanna back. “L-lets just go Jo, please?” She whined. “Yes go back to your man, girls like you shouldn’t leave without his permission.” He roared laughing.

[disillusionedwithhumanity]

“Actually, as of recently. I’m his wife.” Corrected Joanna, frowning. She lightly tugged her arm from Patty’s grasp, “Hell no. This bastard needs to be taught a lesson in respect. He’s pissin’ me off.” The ghoul moved forward, hands clenched into tight fists, her unusually sharp teeth bared in agitation. “Listen here you pompous ass,” Her claws hooked into his tie, yanking him down to eye-level with her while in the process practically suffocating him as the tie immediately tightened around his throat, “do not think for a single second that I will hesitate to send you into Limbo.”

[yang199821]

“Don’t touch her!”

Patty was being chided by one of her colleagues. She had once again failed to meet their requirements. “Yes, I understand..” She could sense their hand ready to strike her face and winced as she was sure contact would take place but instead they stopped. “Huh?” What was that voice? It sounded so familiar to her. Hesitantly she turned around and was shocked to see /her/ out of anyone coming to stand up for her. “Joanna?”

[yang199821]

The superior tried to regain composure. “I…I just lost my temper is all. Nelson was suppose to clean my office you see but she skipped out once again.” He glares at the small girl hiding behind Joanna. Usually Patty was loud and hot-headed it around this superior she became mute and meek. “I just want her to stop slacking off by oogling Mephi.”

[disillusionedwithhumanity]

“Lost your temper?? How many times?! I walk in and it looks like Patty’s expectin’ you to hit her!” Joanna stood up taller, harshly prodding the superior demon in the chest with her index finger, scowling. “She’s trying her best! I’ll be damned again if I let you treat her so harshly!” The ghoul leaned down, staring glaring at the taller being. “Give me a one good reason why I shouldn’t tell Mephistopheles.”

[yang199821]

“Don’t touch her!”

Patty was being chided by one of her colleagues. She had once again failed to meet their requirements. “Yes, I understand..” She could sense their hand ready to strike her face and winced as she was sure contact would take place but instead they stopped. “Huh?” What was that voice? It sounded so familiar to her. Hesitantly she turned around and was shocked to see /her/ out of anyone coming to stand up for her. “Joanna?”

[disillusionedwithhumanity]

Joanna had overheard the yelling as she tried to alphabetize all the phobia files. It was honestly very tedious to hear, and already the tomboy slammed the filing cabinet shut in a small fit of rage then stormed into the office room, though she froze when she spotted the superior about to strike Patty. Oh, hell no. The ghoul’s anger only began to seethe and boil now.

“Don’t touch her!”

She spat, and much to her surprise, the superior froze up. The ghoul prowled over, taking hold of Patty’s arm to pull the other behind her, growling up at the taller demon. “Now you listen here. I’m sick and tired of hearing you yell as if you need all of Hell to hear you! It’s even worse when you decide to strike one of your co-workers! Mephi definitely wouldn’t be pleased if I told him!”

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[disillusionedwithhumanity]

"Jo! I'm back from the war!"

A familiar voice rang through the room after a door had opened, and Joanna had been reading. How long had it been since she’d heard from Zack since he was drafted? It’d been a long while, that was for sure. So upon hearing the voice, her body perked back up and she looked around from her spot at the dining room table, as if trying to make sure she wasn’t simply hearing Zack’s voice because she wanted to hear it after so long.

“...Zack?”

[memeistopheles-blog]

[ disillusionedwithhumanity ]

                         “Jon, mind tellin’ me why there’s a  frickin’ snake in my drawer?”

[disillusionedwithhumanity]

“Um... I have no idea how she got there, Boss. She must’ve gotten out of her tank. Hehehh.” The ghoul was chuckling as he walked over and gently scooped the serpent out of the file drawer, allowing her to coil around his figure.

[disillusionedwithhumanity]

"Heeey honey comb."

“Kill me.”

[footballiisms]

“…. Fine. I’ll leave you alone.”

[disillusionedwithhumanity]

“You have better things to be doing than talking to me anyways, right jock?”

[millenniumitem]

Hey i know tomorrows #mothers day and it can be a shitty day for a lot of ppl so

If u have a Bad mom or an absent mom or no mom im your mom now. Its me. I am so proud of you and everything you have done, and ur a good person. im taking you out to get ice cream