they call me cornhole radetzky

He/him. Jewish. Any views expressed here are my own and don’t reflect those of my employer. I’m a therapist and I may talk about mental health here, but please don’t take it as professional advice or opinion. I'm just some guy on the internet.

[comedownstairsandsayhello]

I've become obsessed with seasonality and cyclical time lately so I made a side blog about it. Go follow me at extollingtheeveryday:

TEMPORAL ALLEGIANCE

Seasonality, cyclical time, stasis and change. Located on ancestral Dakota land in Minnesota.

[duvgaleni]

being the only person farting loud as hell in yoga class is actually a declaration of my yoga supremacy. sorry i have thrust my butt back so far and am breathing so perfectly deep along such an open and exquisitely aligned straight line that my tension is leaving my body in 8 or 9 or 10 trumpet-esque blasts over the course of this hour long otherwise silent class. while you novices clench your asses tight i have attained perfect ease in my body and my mind and you wish, you wish you were me

[comedownstairsandsayhello]

[log6]

you think so much. You could think about a door for a hundred years and it would stay closed.

[rusholme]

[woman who has never been gentle with herself voice] I just need to be more disciplined

[comedownstairsandsayhello]

hey girl can I come over and sneeze in your fridge

[circusheart]

I'd like to say something normal soon

[fagstaynight]

Sorry boss i cant come into work tomorrow the old jolly king just slapped his belly and leaned back in his chair with a big leg of lamb in his hand and loudly declared that the festivities shall last all through the night

[hyumjim]

We can try and invent discourse as a joke all we want but nothing will compare to the real home grown takes on here such as hating landfillslop consumerism is actually Catholic

[quasi-normalcy]

I think there's probably a moral element to doomerism where it's not just that they think that society is doomed, they think that it deserves to be doomed for its decadent and sinful ways, and they don't like the idea that it might somehow escape justice.

[trans-labyrinth]

I relate on spiritual level to the great state of minnesota because I too am wailing loudly on this the first wednesday of the month

[incendavery]

my impression of what itd be like if they let the connections guy say swears

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[johns-terrible-blog]

When Brutus says he's sick but he's stolen from his wholesome bed to dare the vile contagion of the night and tempt the rheumy and unpurged air to add unto his sickness.

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

Goodnight

[vedurnan-archive]

The pic is so fake! Sesame Street would NEVER show night air on the show. The characters in Sesame Street all close their windows and draw their blinds as soon as the daylight ends, just in case. To stop the night air from walking around inside the house OR WORSE

[vedurnan-archive]

the corpse of a flea became lodged in the frame of a porthole on the evening of June 3rd, 1802, preventing an airtight seal. 30 sailors were killed by ingestion of night air in their sleep

[bioethicists]

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[runawaymarbles]

I love living in 2026 because I go to Home Depot and buy a 5-gallon bucket for $4. I say I do not want an email receipt. They know my email anyway because I once ordered a mop online. They email me to ask how I like my 5-gallon bucket. I do not reply. They email me again. They would like my feedback. Reminder ‼️I have purchases to review. Did my 5 gallon bucket live up to my expectations? 3 minute survey!!

[runawaymarbles]