they call me cornhole radetzky

He/him. Jewish. Any views expressed here are my own and don’t reflect those of my employer. I’m a therapist and I may talk about mental health here, but please don’t take it as professional advice or opinion. I'm just some guy on the internet.

[comedownstairsandsayhello]

I've become obsessed with seasonality and cyclical time lately so I made a side blog about it. Go follow me at extollingtheeveryday:

TEMPORAL ALLEGIANCE

Seasonality, cyclical time, stasis and change. Located on ancestral Dakota land in Minnesota.

[segamascott]

[lemonsweet]

[bathinginlye]

I met Dr. Pepper. Shes black.

[blessedscavengers]

migration is a natural right

made in 2026

[i-will-write]

[vosquitransitis]

ok? #buttermilch i guess

[the-big-mood]

During a high speed car chase pursuit, the FOX 11 Los Angeles helicopter had an unexpected moment when they spotted a rooster and a chicken casually walking down the sidewalk right in the middle of the pursuit.

[reblogmonstah]

The fact that they were walking 1-3mph

His joy and whimsy at seeing this

His acknowledgement of it not being as interesting as the chase

His little "huh" cuz you know they told him to focus

[have-you-been-here]

In front of/under a fan, Earth

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Remaining time: 5 days 4 hours

[zumwohl]

Jacques Hnizdovsky, American/Ukranian (1915-1985), titled            Green Corn, oil on canvas 36" X 40", 1976

[duvgaleni]

being the only person farting loud as hell in yoga class is actually a declaration of my yoga supremacy. sorry i have thrust my butt back so far and am breathing so perfectly deep along such an open and exquisitely aligned straight line that my tension is leaving my body in 8 or 9 or 10 trumpet-esque blasts over the course of this hour long otherwise silent class. while you novices clench your asses tight i have attained perfect ease in my body and my mind and you wish, you wish you were me

[comedownstairsandsayhello]

[log6]

you think so much. You could think about a door for a hundred years and it would stay closed.

[rusholme]

[woman who has never been gentle with herself voice] I just need to be more disciplined

[comedownstairsandsayhello]

hey girl can I come over and sneeze in your fridge

[circusheart]

I'd like to say something normal soon

[fagstaynight]

Sorry boss i cant come into work tomorrow the old jolly king just slapped his belly and leaned back in his chair with a big leg of lamb in his hand and loudly declared that the festivities shall last all through the night

[hyumjim]

We can try and invent discourse as a joke all we want but nothing will compare to the real home grown takes on here such as hating landfillslop consumerism is actually Catholic