Self Conchus? Luv...Who Thinks Tha Hard?

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[arcane-trail]

🌸 Rose Quartz Prayer Bead Necklace 🌸

[disintrested]

I was so iconic in college

[striders]

You’re not a lesbian if you post about penises. Words have meaning for a reason dipshit. You’re not a lesbian if you’re interested in penises.

i will gargle a thousand girl cocks before anyone has the capacity to love you! thanks for stopping by!

[lluckless-lavender]

[disintrested]

I love this new icon

[firstgrave]

i do think it’s interesting that a decent number of people are in some moral panic over Alex Jones having to pay around $1 Billion to the grieving families he harassed and targeted after the horrific Sandy Hook shooting because “regardless of your politics, that’s way too much money for the courts to order one person to pay, regardless of their wealth” which is so interesting because for many, many people, $150 may as well be $1Billion when it comes to the ability to ever pay it off yet so few people have such a moral dilemma over forcing people to pay it through the court system.

[omegaverse]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

shlock brain hurt

[omegaverse]

not his name.

[empathviv]

shamrock going proper mental innit

[omegaverse]

not even his name.

[memewhore]

[valtsv]

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

[valtsv]

[rohirric-hunter]

“You are not better than Icarus just because you have the benefit of his example” go off

[egberts]

I wish I already had access to the new version of 🥺 that has a smile ... it conveys everything I feel in my soul

[depsidase]

[unsubconscious]

Anastasia Trusova

[thetriumphofpostmodernism]

Clamshell inside-outside pool designed by Nick Powell of Craig Bragdy Designs

[lesb0]

It's so funny to me that neuroscientists just pretend to know about the brain. apparently you can take an entire chunk out of the language area and it just works around that. Made up medical field.

[disintrested]

I keep accidentally referring to myself as “we” and it’s starting to concern my family and idk how to explain to them without making the concern worse that it’s easier to deal with my anxiety if I separate us into two different entities. She is not me, therefore she cannot control me, but she is up here with me so like. We. Us. Ya know?

[catchymemes]

[werewolfofsector2814]

A vibrator that makes me cum the second I insert it every time. That way I would cum as it came out. Then I would wish for 5,000 dollars in solid gold spheres small enough to not hurt but big enough to feel good coming out each slightly bigger than the one before and ending in whatever the biggest I can handle after extensive stretching is & then since I’ll be loose enough to do it an IPhone5S that is futureproof and can update to whatever iOS comes out even if nonmagical ones stop at say iOS 20 mine can go to 30 and beyond and always have internet access and have 100% battery life without a charger port and be 100% water proof and indestructible even if you set it on 🔥 or microwave it or run it through a washing machine or anything and no headphone jack because I would also shit out a pair of indestructible Bluetooth earbuds that can go as loud as I want but also be 100% private and noise canceling and can sync to any device even if it doesn’t have Bluetooth by me touching it and thinking it.

[neo-soulless]

[doorstoplord]

“Describe homestuck” is a weird question, because you can describe the overarching plot but not the weird branches it shoots off into

Like, “Homestuck is about a reality altering video game that comes about at the end of every world that, if beaten, allows the players to become gods of the next world. we follow four kids from our world who play it, the aliens from the previous game that made our world, and a ‘reboot’ game that comes about when ours fails.”

And then someone asks about how the fuck Betty Crocker plays into it and you don’t fucking know how to answer without a goddamn essay

[roach-works]

giving someone a quick, offhand summation of homestuck like it didn’t consume at least three years of your life:

THEY ASK A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION:

[wilds-ponytail]