BLACK MAGIC BOY

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Send ‘ ☰ ‘ to hold my muse prisoner.

Send ↪️ for the reverse of your muse to be held prisoner.

[libraryofmemes]

Send ‘ ☰ ‘ to hold my muse prisoner.

Send ↪️ for the reverse of your muse to be held prisoner.

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60% of the time whenever someone asks me what I do and I say novelist, their first response is “what do you write about” and Then usually “oh? Well I’ve always hated books and reading” and as an author I have no idea what to do with that statement.

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@peacefulapostle​ 

     Lightning flashed, prompting Akiva to close his eyes and settle himself more firmly on the flat roof of the abandoned store. One. Two. Three. Four. Five- Thunder sounded, then, and the man sighed. Five miles away, then. They were in for a rather terrible storm, if the news was anything to go by, but Akiva was on the other side of the valley from his home. 

                                                               Oh well.

      He looked up at the sound of footsteps and raised a brow. One hand went up to his ear, fiddling with the hearing aid there to make it so he could easily hear the other. “It’s about to rain,” he said, pushing his hood back. “Shouldn’t you go back with the others?”

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"Get out of my way before I move you myself."

       He blinked. Once. Twice. The girl in front of him was…BOLD, to say the least. Not being that tall himself, he was still a good few inches taller than the younger girl who seemed intent on cowing him into submission. One eyebrow lifted and he leaned more pointedly against the doorframe. ❝Try AGAIN,❞ he replied, amused. ❝Make me BELIEVE that you’re really going to MOVE me.❞

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“You’re not going to eat me, are you?”

         Akiva rubbed a hand down his FACE, rolling his eyes at the question. ❝I shouldn’t GRACE you with an answer,❞ he mumbled, looking to the body at his own feet. ❝And you know i just FOUND her like this-why would I eat someone like YOU?❞ Not that he’d eaten anyone in his long life anyway.

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Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

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@phantomphenomenon liked for a starter

The whispers were more audible in his mind as he stared at the person in front of him, and in a quick motion Akiva tipped his head to the side, eyes narrowed. A grin curved over his lips. “Hello,” he greeted. “Have we met?” It wasn’t a real question-they’d never met, Akiva knew. 

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@remakekiller liked for a starter

“Shit-SORRY. Did you say something to me? I REALLY wasn’t listening.”

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@trashkick liked for a starter

“FUCK. That’s a really big damn dog.” Make it leave, thanks

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@bowersrich liked for a starter

“Did you just trip over your own feet? Maybe it was a GHOST.”

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@trshmthd liked for a starter

         He stopped, hands shoved into the pockets of his jeans, and studied his shoes from behind his sunglasses. “ ‘m not following you,” he mumbled to the person in front of him, shrugging narrow shoulders. “Guess it seems like it, though, huh?”

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//STARTER CALL. like this for a short, one/two line starter. 

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  //ACTUAL footage of me hunting down every far cry 5 blog i can get my grubby fingers on and SMASHING the follow button

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//STARTER CALL. like this for a short, one/two line starter. 

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trashkick‌:

      ❛  oh  shit,  my  bad.  ❜  wide eyes glance to the figure she sees, her hands raised slightly in the universal sign of ‘i mean no harm’.   ❛  i  didn’t  think  anyone  knew  about  this  place,  i’m  kinda  bummed  now.  ❜  who would’ve known an abandoned mall would’ve been some kinda hotspot?  //  @dismaycd ; sc !

       He paused, sneakers making muffled noise on the cement below him. He’d been happy to find a place he could get away from people. Or so he’d thought. Ghosts long dead whispered in his head and Akiva tilted his head to the side. “Don’t be,” he said finally, lips curving into a nervous-looking grin. “I can leave.”

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                  O little one, My little one, Come with me, Your life is DONE. Forget the FUTURE, Forget the PAST. Life is over: Breathe your l a s t

                          AKIVA LLYR. SORCERER. INDIE HORROR OC loved by kaltag