Still I Rise Mother Fuckers

Hey demons, it’s me, ya boi Chey. This used to daddybrieredannybriere. My neck, my back, Provy is a snack.

[disney-prince-patty]

God damn it why am I here again

[notexactlycoping]

[roolsilver]

My entire life condensed into one sentence.

[fuselii]

legends 

[eternallybutthurt]

watching AOC grilling Mark Zuckerberg made my afternoon

[blu-iv]

I thought he was supposed to be smart

He's like a scared little boy

[spellmannewyork-deactivated2022]

OMFG

[trysomethingdifference-deactiva]

Finally. Someone who questions these fuckers and whenever they try to “spin” an answer or give a politicians answer, she makes it ABUNDANTLY clear that they’re being deceptive and/or acting stupid. This is how you cross-examine someone

[americanhomo]

@kingevangelista

[kingevangelista]

She said

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

It’s a vibe.

[lothar]

couldn’t tell if this was real life or gta v

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[gayfeatherfiend]

You did this for internet points

[baby-schenn10]

seems like morin was looking for the word “brunch”

[youngsamberg]

moira rose laughing without moving her face should’ve earned catherine o’hara an emmy two years ago

[shookie-cookie]

I’ll never stop being obsessed with this moment

[disney-prince-patty]

GUYS I MADE A THING AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[mkaiser323]

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

[iamdone9]

Being a dick even to demons

[aquariumsoap]

Sorry boss I can’t come into work today I’ve come down with Female Hysteria

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

My uterus is on the looterus and it’s making me feral.

[adhdisgay]

October is both Adhd Awareness Month AND LGBT History Month so if you’re both then prepare to be extremely powerful

[waluigiology]

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

[serinos-kitt]

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

[flockdynamics]

YOU GUYS I FINALLY DID IT, I FINALLY GOT A VIDEO OF THIS BIG DUMB DOOFUS PRETENDING THAT HE IS ALSO EATING AN ALMOND BECAUSE HIS LADY LOVE HAS ONE AND HE DOESNT WANT TO BE LEFT OUT

POOR CINNAMON ROLL! I love you but this is not a productive use of time!!

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

just throw them away then! why is people hoarding stuff that no one wants better. it all has to go somewhere when you die anyway

[girlbossjodiarias]

Wow it’s almost like the problem is our entire commercial fast fashion industry and not Marie Kondo.

[tsukishima-tadashi]

Okay so I looked up the article and apparently the problem here is that they  can’t sell most of the stuff they get (and thus they send it to the dump) and I’m like… why not just give it to poor people for free then. I doubt a homeless person is gonna care if their extra layer has a button or is in style or not. Or turn them into scrap to sell at a fabric store, or something. There are so many other solutions… this isn’t a problem with Marie Kondo and the people making donations, there’s one with charities being capitalistic first and wanting to help second. 

[nudityandnerdery]

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

[jaunes-hoodie]

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen

[dankmemeuniversity]