Thoughts I had while watching Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
So I watch Disney movies practically every day, and I have a lot of thoughts on them, and I figured I’d start doing this. Hopefully you find them entertaining, and maybe you even agree with what I’ve said! First I’m starting with princess movies, so feel free to chime in! Thanks for reading.
Wow I miss these old school intros with the big book and old English font
And how you had to read the intro to the book. Can we bring these back?
Even though animation is amazing now I still love the drawings. I mean they made drawings MOVE.
I wish I had a magic mirror. That would really help me figure out what’s going on in my life.
The line is “magic mirror on the wall”, how did it get changed to “mirror mirror”?
I want to be as regal as the Evil Queen.
I can almost guarantee the answer would not be me if I asked a magic mirror if I was the fairest one of all
The Evil Queen seemed surprised that it was Snow White even though the mirror gave her a description.
I’m kind of glad I didn’t grow up in the 30s if this is what people’s voices sound like.
The princes are ALWAYS coming by at just the right moment.
“Did I frighten you” I mean you climbed over the wall. Shouldn’t there be guards?
I actually dig his voice.
Apparently so does Snow because she’s smitten even though she just ran away from him.
The dove that blushes would definitely be me as a bird.
He sang a song and then she just closed the curtain on him.
Hiring a huntsman to kill a fourteen year old just because she’s prettier than you has always seemed extreme to me.
And why would you want her heart? What are you going to do with it?
It seems odd that the queen would even give Snow her iconic dress when she wants her to be an ugly maid.
I wonder what the huntsman said to her to make her go into the forest with him.
“Hello princess would you like to go pick flowers with me, a stranger”
I wish I could run like that in heels.
This forest is still horrifying AF even though I’m twenty three.
23. I would’ve thrown myself onto the ground crying long before that. Kudos to you Snow.
24. As badly as I want to be a Disney princess, I don’t think I’d want the whole "she can attract all the animals”.
25. Having birds drag me through the trees is my worst nightmare.
26. Those animals seemed to live a long way from the dwarves’ cottage. How did they know it was there?
27. I love how she knocked, determined there was no one there, and still went inside.
28. If Snow wants to come to my house and clean it, wash my dishes, and do my laundry while I’m not home, she is more than welcome.
29. There are so many jewels in this mine. Can I go work with them?
30. What do they even spend it on? It doesn’t seem like they need all these diamonds.
31. If I had a job, I would sing high ho every day on my way.
32. Yet they’re singing “it’s off to work we go” but they’re coming home.
33. This turtle biting his way up the stairs is so cute and resourceful.
34. LOL they said “jiminy crickets!” When they saw the lights on. I love it.
35. Dopey is still so adorable.
36. Do you think they’re all brothers or maybe cousins? I just want to know how they’re related.
37. Once again, I have to say that if someone broke into my house and cleaned it, I would not be mad about it.
38. I feel like I used to relate to Happy but now I strongly identify with Grumpy and his cynicism. 39. I love that they thought Snow was a dragon. I would’ve thought she was a ghost. 40. They keep using “jiminy crickets” as an exclamation and I am so here for it. I’m gonna start using it instead of oh my god. 41. I wish I was so attractive that people stopped in their tracks before clubbing me to death. 42. If Snow was in the process of waking up she would’ve heard them talking. 43. Snow is such a confident woman that she’s not even sorry she broke in and slept in their beds. 44. She said “oh you must be grumpy” so sassily. I love it.
45. How do random men in the woods know the Evil Queen possesses dark magic but Snow, who lived in the castle with her, is surprised?
46. I love how all these grown men are listening to a fourteen year old girl about washing their hands like she’s their mom.
47. I don’t like washing my hands either but if my hands were that dirty I think I’d be in the hospital.
48. The dwarves arguing about whether to let Snow stay or not is me having discussions with myself about letting people come over.
49. The Evil Queen’s eyebrow game is so on point.
50. I really like the box she has to hold the heart. It would be a nice one to hold jewelry.
51. The way her cape flows around her when she runs down the stairs is how I feel every time I wear a snuggie.
52. I know she doesn’t want Snow to see who she really is, but someone who is so vain should not be that okay with suddenly becoming an ugly old woman.
53. This scene where she’s making the potion to become the old woman is honestly one of my favorites in Disney history.
54. If the queen truly wanted Snow to die, she probably should’ve chosen an apple that actually made her die instead of “sleeping death”.
55. This scene where they’re all dancing and singing is so cute.
56. If only falling in love was as easy as singing a song to a hot guy.
57. Someday my prince will come is the story of my life right now. #singleaf
58. That’s nice they gave Snow their beds but there’s seven of them and one of her, plus she needs three beds to sleep. Now there’s seven men fighting over a couch.
59. Now I really want one of those cool candy apples they sell at Disney with the design of the skull on it from the poison apple.
60. It’s funny that the queen didn’t think there was any possible way true loves kids could revive Snow even though she saw the prince sing to her.
61. Who is this random person in the dungeon who died and is now a skeleton? I’d like to know that backstory.
62. “Beware of strangers” Doc literally told you the Evil Queen could be disguised. YOU HAD ONE JOB, SNOW
63. That pie looks good but I’m not sure I could eat it knowing birds stepped on it.
64. When the Evil Queen showed up at the window I jumped. I’ve seen this so many times but that never ceases to not creep me out.
65. This is not a sweet little old lady Snow, she LOOKS like a witch.
66. I still can’t get over how the dwarves found these mines or why they need to work there or how they’re the only ones.
67. TBH if someone told me they had a magic wishing apple that could make my dreams come true I’d take a bite.
68. Fun fact: this year was the 80th anniversary of this movie.
69. It may be 80 years old and the animation may be dated, but the queen falling over the side of the cliff after the lightning strikes is still so scary.
70. I don’t think anyone would think a woman so beautiful as to kiss her in death just to see what would happen.
71. It said that the prince searched far and wide for the girl in the glass coffin. How did he even know it was Snow?
72. And now he’s just carrying her off and leaving the dwarves. Although I don’t think I’d need to talk either if a prince came and got me. I mean, he IS a prince.
73. I don’t get why everyone hates on this movie. It was the one that started it all. I enjoyed it, even after all these years.
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