Dishonour on your cow!

ft. Pixar, Dreamworks and more.

[disneysongbird]

"I can't live like this anymore!"

"Then leave."

She stopped. Leave? Why hadn't she thought of that, it would have made things so much easier so yeah, why not leave?

Anna straightened, "Okay."

Elsa's eyes widened, she stiffened, her gaze drifting over to Hans before fixing back onto her sister. "Okay."

Heavy was the silence that stayed blanketed within the room, both sisters locked in a staring contest. Anna couldn't believe this, her sister was really just going to let her walk out? Elsa had never been around much for most her life but surely she wouldn't let her go this easily...

"Fine." Anna huffed and stormed out, leaving everyone inside the castle. Not for one second did she look back as she felt her face heat up.

What does Elsa know anyways she's never left her room in the past ten years, not like her living in the castle or not would change a damn thing.

...

It wasn't hard finding somewhere else to live. A cozy cottage just on the outskirts of town, she was the princess after all, she could live anywhere she wanted frankly without much second thought.

She sat scowling as her thoughts swirled through her mind over not only her sisters betrayal but Hans' as well. After she made a scene and left the castle, Hans was nowhere to be found. So much for their marriage proposal and so much for true love.

Maybe Elsa was right and she was rushing into things. Not that Anna would ever admit that outloud, she never thought Hans would abandoned her the moment she left the castle.

Now she had the sun and the birds for company as she sunk further into her garden chair. Whatever, she didn't need either of them.

Anna was going to make so many friends and live a cozy, happy life in Arendelle.

[disneysongbird]

To start where it always begins, Snow White :3

Tumblr dogged the quality 😔

[this-is-ableism]

Tired of people getting mad at me for headcanoning Elsa from Frozen as albino. One, I'm albino and I look enough like Elsa that people have told me I look like her since the movie came out. Two, ever since Frozen 2 revealed (major spoiler past this) Elsa and Anna's mother is indigenous (Saami), people keep trying to tell me my headcanon is racebending. One, it's not. Albino isn't a race. Two, I'm half indigenous (Choctaw) and albino. Being mixed race doesn't prevent albinism.

this is ableism.

[disneysongbird]

Albino Elsa hits hard.

Also people need to educate themselves more.

[disneysongbird]

I miss when Disney movies were drawn and still looked like it.

[disneysongbird]

If Mother Gothel just gave Rapunzel a different birthday, none of this would movie have happened.

Also Rapunzel really went and fell in love with the first man she saw. Damn.

[disneysongbird]

I know they aren't but wouldn't it be better if the ugly step sisters were twins? I think they should be twins.

[disneysongbird]

One reason I cannot personally ship Tinkerbell x Terence is because they literally had a whole movie that started with how much Tinkerbell can’t handle being around her best friend for too long because he annoys her.

Terence x silvermist however-

[disneysongbird]

I see Rise of the Brave Tangled Guardians or whatever it's called is taking a come back. I'm glad for btw since I wasn't really around for the first time, hopefully I get to see more of it.

[thetrinketbox]

If the beast was king at 11 years old, this implies his parents are no longer in the picture. Also that trauma asides, he has all this pressure of ruling a country or whatever. Also he's royalty which means he gets away with things and isn't taught to know better. So if this 11 yr old calls me ugly and refuses to home me I'm not exactly going to be too upset with him, like poor kid. Also dragging his servants down with him is just down right rude. Maybe the enchantress needs a reality check.

[disneysongbird]

In reality, Rapunzel as a teen would have gone against Gothels say so and cut her hair off out of pure sheer annoyance and irritation. Hair, especially if it's thick is the utter worst to deal with. It would have driven her crazy. Gothel would have turned to dust and eventually Rapunzel would have left on her own. (Perhaps finding the entrance under the floor as she would try her best to escape, being alone and all that.) Would she still have met Eugene? Who knows, would she be returned as the princess? No idea. Anyway Rapunzel wandering through the forest alone, scared and no idea what's going on... maybe she'd encounter the Snuggly Duckling and go from there.

[sin-city-hotel]

Watching Maleficent and wondered about an au where Lucifer was in the place of Maleficent...

[disneysongbird]

Oh Maleficent and Cruella, how you hold a place in my heart <3