DisneyVillainsAskBlog

THIS BLOG IS NOW SOLELY AN ARCHIVE. THANKS TO ALL THE WONDERFULLY EVIL VILLAINS AND FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BLOG THE AMAZING EXPERIENCE IT WAS. Welcome, foolish mortals! We are glad you have decided to visit us here at our castle. The villains of the castle have been eagerly awaiting your arrival.

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Zira, where were you when Scar was fighting Simba?

My lionesses and I were fighting against Nala, Zarabi, and their wimpy pride. 

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turbo did you know you were never meant to be a part of sugar rush vanellope was the ruler not you you turn her into a glitch vanellope is not a glitch all hail turbo the phony king of sugar rush you deadbeat lier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, you don’t think I knew that Vanellope was originally the ruler of that sugary game? Of course I knew all along! I took over that game systematically on purpose. When I was in that game, I was it’s ruler! No daubt about that, and it was a cushy position too. I also wasn’t a deadbeat lier; it took a lot of work to keep up my image and power there. I wasn’t one to just sit around and wish for things to happen. Unlike what goes on at the other castle.

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Turbo, do you miss your cybug form?

There are times that I do miss that form. The power of being able to change and shred code whenever I desire, not to mention how incredibly strong I was in that virus form. What I don’t miss is how easily the form was to defeat. Seriously, glowing and flashing lights are it’s weakness? Please!

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For those of you with stage adaptations (Gaston, Jafar, and Mother Gothel with the new show on the Disney Cruise Line and rumors of a Broadway show), what do you think of how they adapted it/how do you like the portrayal of your character?

Jafar: Hm, I have heard of it, yes. I can’t say I know (or care) enough about it to have an opinion on it.

Gaston: I have heard of them, but to be quite honest their portrayal of me isn’t very accurate! They’re just out to make me look like a fool!

My dear, no one could EVER hope to possibly pull off my charm and and beauty, but they can try as they might. 

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Gothel, what made you so paranoid about looking old?

Some people are content with withering away into the cold, dark night, anon. They live in pain and misery as their body fails to keep up with the times. I, however, have far too much planned to allow that to happen to me. 

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Mother gothel, you managed to raise Rapunzel extremely well despite the circumstances, did you have any prior experience? Children of your own perhaps? Or did you simply improvise?

Prior to Rapunzel I never had any children. I suppose I’m just a natural. 

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Mother Gothel, you are a sadisitic, wicked, conniving, and horrible woman. How dare you abuse my baby girl Rapunzel and use her magical hair for your own selfish purposes! She's an innocent, adorable, kind-hearted, smart, and brave princess. And YOU are a disgraceful witch!

Oh, I’m always the bad guy. No one ever remembers the loving and caring home I provided that ungrateful little girl. They never recount the days I spent trekking to get her that precious white paint, or the books and supplies I gave her when she was exploring a new hobby. I suppose being a parent really is a thankless job. 

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Hades, which one of your fellow villains would you trust with running the underworld for a day?

None. I trust none of these people. Have you seen them? They’re incompetent! Most of them can’t defeat a teenager for crying out loud! You really think they’d be able to handle the Underworld? Pfft.

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Hey to anybody here, is it strange that I'm reading your answers in your voices?

Turbo: Why wouldn’t you be? It makes perfectly good sense to me that you’d be hearing my voice in your head when you read my replies; I’m just that great!

Tremaine: I believe giving my girls vocal lessons over the years has made my voice quite amazing. Of course you should always read my responses with my voice in mind. It is practically flawless after all.

Hades: As long as you accurately represent my melodic tone of voice, I’m fine with it. But don’t forget that you really have to put emphasis on that attitude. Cause it would be a real shame if ya don’t. See what I did there? See that? Take notes.

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To any villain that wants to answer. Which hero from another villain do you think would be the easiest to defeat?

Turbo: I would have to say either Mother Gothel’s ex-ward, Rapunzel, or possibly Arthur. I have experience in dealing with children, and as I recall these two aren’t as bratty as the glitch is. They would have been easy to keep under my thumb when I was king.

Tremaine: I quite agree that Rapunzel would have been easy enough to defeat. She clearly should have been given more chores and such to do. Keeping her busy and working would have kept her from seeing those silly lanterns to begin with!

Hades: None of them exactly pose as a threat. They’d all be ridiculously easy to defeat. But if I had to pick, I’d say that human ice cream cone. What’s her name? Elsa? Yeah, her. I’ll just melt her or something. Or maybe that cat, Simba. I’ll just unleash Cerberus on him and call it a day.

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Hades, why is that when people make movies about the Greek pantheon, they always portray as dull, boring and slow talking?

Have you met the other gods?

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Hades, how often do you take Cerberus out for a walk?

A walk? You really think I’d be able to take something that colossal in size for a leisurely stroll? If I even try to take that thing off it’s leash, I can guarantee you it would wreak an unfathomable amount of havoc on Olympus. Wait a minute…

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Hades, what exactly do you plan to do if you take over Mt. Olympus? Just rule over the other gods?

I plan to do a lot more than just rule over the other gods:

Step 1: Take control of Olympus

Step 2: Show gods no mercy.

Step 3: Actually no, that’s about it right now. 

Eh, I’ll figure out the rest later.

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Lady Tremaine, When you play your piano how many pedals do you use when you play?

My piano only has two pedals, but I have seen several modern pianos with three. For those who are uncultured and have not been taught the significance of the piano pedals , the right pedal sustains the notes being played allowing it to naturally “die away” or until the pedal is released. The left is for softer tones. I am not accustomed to playing while using a third pedal. In short, awash2004, I typically use two, but I am interested in using all three.

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Lady Tremaine, do you ever favor one daughter over another?

Certainly not! My girls are equally special. I love them both dearly. Yes, Anastasia made a decision I do not agree with, but I certainly do not love her any less. I only want the best for the both of them. They are my darling angels.

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Gaston, did you want to marry Belle for her personality or was it purely because of her appearance?

Obviously appearance! What kind of poor sap marries out of personality? I don’t think I would want to marry Belle if I cared about personality, it’s too different!

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Drizella, do you want to grow up to be like your mother?

Well I certainly would want to be rich and respected some day, so yes I think I would want to be like my mom!