Pandemonium

[ ON HIATUS ] - "C H A O S is a name for any order that produces c o n f u s i o n in our minds." -

[disorderlydeity]

Okay so.

Not dead!

I'm not dead, the finale just absolutely slayed my muse, and .. YEP.

Two things!

     - I'm thinking of moving blogs for the sake of clutter, and for a complete reboot. Probably going to change Discord's whole bio and such. AU him, maybe, because the finale just. No. It absolutely killed my muse so, um, we're going to pretend that never happened heh heh.

     - Whaaaaat do you think of this guy as a face claim.

IDK I like him, but I'm super mega ultra picky, so does anyone else have comments ?

[badtot-bone]

My! So hostile. Just popping in to say that your beard is a little ... weird looking. What's with the rings? Are they beard jewelry I wasn't aware of? Very cute. Odd, but cute. Get some diamond ones. Diamonds are a hackers best friend. Or am I getting that mixed with something else.

   ”What the-” He stares, frowns, then sniffs the bottle of alcohol he drank from, “The fuck was in that drink….”

[iamthevelvetnight-deactivated20]

Black, black, leather, more black, and MORE leather. Sheesh. Did you get fashion tips from a dominatrix?

"Better than looking like a walking fashion collection from the Good Will."

[foodiebliss]

Brioche French Toast with Rosewater, Strawberries and Pistachios | The Sugar Hit

[anitial-deez]

[jodyrobots]

whaa

[ttripod]

WHATS THIS MOVIE!?

[gatoishwary]

I WISH I KNEW!!!

[fattributes]

Doughnut Ice Cream Sandwiches

[whimery-deactivated20230312]

Dear Lord Forgive Me

I have SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNED

[margoerobbie-deactivated2016102]

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

[theslayprint]

*takes notes*

[caterpie]

[disorderlydeity]

                                     When you are as old as I am                                              You will quickly learn                   That [immortality] is not as ɢʀᴀɴᴅ as one would seem.

[heroinesoftheirownstories-deact]

Starter for the almighty chaosisking~!

[heroinesoftheirownstories-deact]

Emily looked down at his hand before taking it and shaking it gently. “Nice to meet you too…am I going nuts, or did you just magically summon those sunglasses?” She pointed to his shades, her head cocked to the side.

[disorderlydeity]

                    "Oh these old things?"

      Digits retracted quickly from her hand to pluck the glasses from his head and eye them suspiciously. 

                    "Mm. Nope never seen these in my life."

      A prompt toss over his shoulder, and the glasses burst into a cloud of green bubbles with a boisterous series of popping sounds. The action didn't faze him at all, his gaze never leaving the girl in front of him. 

                    "Anywho, tour?"

[kiiseu]

by lisaendavy

[disorderlydeity]

why did the chicken cross the road

                     "Toooo get away from this                      horrible joke? Ha! I'm funnier                      than you."

[heroinesoftheirownstories-deact]

Starter for the almighty chaosisking~!

[heroinesoftheirownstories-deact]

Emily quirked a brow, playing with one of the fake black and white Pegasus wings on her hoodie. “Emily.”

[disorderlydeity]

     He gave an interested look to her attire, but held out his hand cheerfully for her to shake, nonetheless.

                    "Nice to meet you, clueless Emily.                     It'll do you well to become a bit less                     clueless. Pro tip from someone who's                     been tolerating - ah, I mean, living here                     for a while now."

[oomshi]

do me for the vine

[ofroyalmajesty]

Pointing A Hoof (Closed RP with Discord)

[ofroyalmajesty]

The princess rolled her eyes and folded her arms. She held back from speaking to spare her own voice and Elvira and Discord’s ears.

“Maaaybe…” she sung. “And nay! Not Poison Joke!” But she would not bring herself to say ‘please.’ At least not yet.

"We tried the cure for that already," Elvira offered. "Nothing seems to be replying. I wonder if she jinxed herself."

Luna shot the guard a glare and the servant fell silent.

[disorderlydeity]

     The laugh fading as the other two went on, he pursed his lips, raising an eyebrow in thought.

                    "Oh, now that's entirely possible.                     I wonder if the princess was getting                     bored? Messing around with old spell                     books?"

     He sneered his words whilst sitting upright in the air, legs crossed as he leaned forward to rest his chin in his hands. 

[mylittlewhatnot]

Dear Discord (closed rp with Disorderlydeity)

[mylittlewhatnot]

Flutters had hidden her face under a pillow for a while with only her little yellow snout showing so she could breath. A nap was in order. She had splitting headache from all the weeping she had been doing and now that it had finally subsided it was like finding the shore of a beach after nearly drowning. She even dreamed she was in the soft white sand, buried all but her snout and tail. A soft pecking noise woke her. She knew it was her friend bird at the window, telling her that the message had been delivered. But she sighed and kept pretending she was asleep.

Then, Flutters dozed lazily back into the same dream. But this time Discord was hovering over the ocean, causing the water to move in where Flutters was buried. She tried to say “Discord, no!” but sand was in her mouth. Inch by inch, she was drowned.

She jumped up from her sleeping spot and caught her breath. There was a knock at the door. That would be him, surely.

She gulped and rubbed her eyes, trying to hide that she had been sleeping. Angel and a few other critters hopped to the door and stood atop one another to reach the knob.

"Angel, no!"" she cried out. But the rabbit had reached the knob and promptly gave the former lord of Chaos a middle finger/paw. Flutters rushed over and grabbed the naughty rabbit.

"I’m sorry, Discord! He’s being rude!" She held the rabbit back as he shook his little white fist at the dragon-like creature. "Angel, stop that!" Finally the bunny gave up and hopped away once Flutters put him down. She blushed and looked at Discord. Angel shot him one more nasty glance while Flutters gestured him to enter. "Um, come on in…"

[disorderlydeity]

      Well that was something he thought he'd never live to see. Not that it wasn't beyond warranted. Unexpected, but warranted. 

     Dipping his head down, he awkwardly passed the threshold with a small grunt. Using doorways had never been his thing. Not to mention the doorways of ponies. He sometimes forgot how small they were compared to him. Even Celestia, for that matter. Sighing he intertwined his mismatched hands and allowed his tail to curl around him like a serpent as he waited for her to say more.

     It was so odd, having nothing to say. He was normally so full to the brim with banter and sarcastic comments, that many found it hard to get a word in edgewise. Now it was hard to even really look at his friend without feeling uncomfortable. 

[deadlyneurotoxin]

"Boy! You're a disaster, aren't you? And not even from my doing that's a shame. All by yourself," he sniffs and pulls a tissue from his coat to dab his eyes, "All grown up! You know, most people wreck /other/ peoples' homes - but you do it to yourself, all by yourself! I'm so proud.~"

"I am not wrecking anything. Stop eavesdropping."

[deadlyneurotoxin]

She glanced over her shoulder at him with irritation as he peered at her documents, then leaned back a bit in her seat to continue glaring once he moved. “Not that I owe you an explanation, but I prefer to sketch out test chamber blueprints by hand. It’s relaxing. Everything else is handled digitally.”

[disorderlydeity]

     He displayed little to no interest in the answer to the question he'd asked, a finger absently twirling the hanging hair of his beard while the AI went on. 

                     "Uh huh. Uh huh. So anyway,                      what's your favorite part about                      ruining people's lives? Mines the                      crying, haha! Or cries of anguish;                      those are great, too."