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Gumballbasaur 🩷✨

every day when i wake up i kinda just lay in bed like this because i remember my f/os arent real and i actually have a normal human life to live

angellovestouya

I wake up like “oh what a good day to love-“ oh yea. Mother fucker 😒

delinquentbookworm

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

chek4rdd

bf that can sleep through anything x bf that struggles to sleep

the-rabbits-den

I am really sorry if you're a person who cannot handle seeing stuff like that (the ragebait account who was ableist). I cast a reverse spell:

Your partners DO love you.

Your partners would NEVER want to see any harm come your way.

Your partners will NEVER think you're a burden

Your partners will ALWAYS treat you with so much patience, care, and kindness if you agere!

Your partner loves you for you and not some pathetic ragebaiting garbage person can change that! THEY LOVE YOU FULLY AND WITH THEIR ENTIRE HEARTS AND SOULS

And they WOULD reassure you now! If that troll account has made you question or doubt, your partners are right there with you! Reassuring you that just because some sad little welp of a person wrote something nasty about their love that DOESN'T make it true!!

forsakenwitchery

- Now I'm getting a safety lecture from a walking fireball. - It's a reality check. ||| dispatch gifs

kateammann

Happy Pride Month!!! 🌈💕🌼✨

flamgayagenda

Robert: *fully staring at Flambae's chest as the man is trying to talk*

Flambae: did you even listen to me at all?!

Robert: *with no remorse or sign of shame* no, I was too busy staring at your tits.

Invisigal: dude...ain't you bisexual? I thought you'd stare at his ass?

Robert: I AM bi. And i do stare at his ass. But I am also still a man, and therefore, I still enjoy staring at a great pair of tits.

Flambae: *knows this, has it happen on the daily, still has never blushed so hard in his life*

nebbymakesimagines

When you selfship but you also really enjoy the canon ship

mewgalvania

Dsp pkmn teams

@enigmasalad cuz of waterboy's team and others Pokémon that I didn't choose

enigmasalad

AAAAAAAAAYY

I LOVE all these choices!!!!

I feel ashamed I didn’t think of the Galarian Rapidash for Prism XD

Or Snorlax for Golem

Or legit any Pokémon for blonde blazer but I LOVE her Pokémon choices!! ESPECIALLY ZACIAN AND PALAFIN (I think it’s Palafin at least. Is it Paladin??)

I LOVE all these choices. They are SO COOOOOL!!!

(Side note: i just thought of this while geeking out with your awesome post…If Waterboy ever got an at least mythical Pokémon as a friend, I think Manaphy is a good candidate lol)

unrelenting-usurper

Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

gauntletqueen

Eggman's security system during a break-in

bittersweet-n-smilin

Your F/O would beat the shit out of the person who abused you and tried to kill you. They would never let that shit stain get anywhere near you ever again. You're gonna be safe no matter what. You're gonna be protected no matter what. No one is gonna hurt you again. Anyone who tries is gonna end up in a body bag.