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@disperare-blog1
“ wow i can’t believe that furry over there lost his v card to the voremonster. “
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@aeteric
BOREDOM is what causes despair to surface this time, quite literally stopping william in his tracks. doesn’t fall over, nothing of that dramatic sort, but stops entirely as he’s pulled under and a far more sinister persona grasps the reigns. doesn’t bother using any effort to keep irises blue, letting them settle into that cherry glaze as fingers push blonde strands out of his face. there’s no point in hiding what leonardo already knows.
strides forward to catch up with the other and lets a small smirk tug at the corners of lips, placing the glasses this body no longer needs in his pocket. catches him glancing over and laughs softly.
❝ surprise, leo. ❞
Violence and Anger Meme.
Send one of the following to see how my muse will react!
"You better keep one eye open."
"Watch your back."
"You're pissing me off."
"I'm itching for a hunt."
"You do it, or ___ will get it."
"Nothing else interests me anymore."
"You bore me."
"I hate you!"
"Looking at ___ makes me sick."
"I can't even look at you!"
"I can't believe you!"
"How could you do this?!"
"You know just how to tick me off."
"You don't deserve ___!"
"You make my skin crawl."
"You're disgusting."
"You disgust me."
"You're a nuisance."
"You ruin everything."
"There's only one thing I can do now."
"I'm gonna kick your ass."
"My blade's got your name on it."
"Who do you think you are?"
"I hate you so much I could kill you."
"Are you threatening me?"
"You don't have to do this!"
"This isn't you!"
"You're really going to resort to violence now?"
"Act like an adult."
"What you're doing is wrong."
"I'm going to be the better person here."
"What would ____ think?"
"This isn't you."
"We can talk about this!"
"Don't act so rash."
"Just take deep breaths."
"You will feel better later. Don't think too much."
"You're just overwhelmed."
"You have a choice."
"There's always another way."
like for a small starter from your friendly neighborhood asshole.
@inmaculati
❝ ah―sorry to bother you but ! i’ve sort of got myself turned around and um... i’m a little lost. do you have any idea how to get back to armed detective agency? ❞
@legalitics
❝ ne, police guy, ❞ it isn’t like he remembers his name, ❝ do you want this? because i don’t. ❞ simply hands him a taco.
@ashikaku
❝ ―so has anyone ever told you that you look like sasuke? you know, from naruto? ❞
like for a small starter from your friendly neighborhood asshole.
when will despair step on me and kill me, asking for a friend
Send ▲ to pull my muse into your muse’s lap!
Send ▼ for my muse to sit in your muse’s lap of their own accord!
Feel free to add descriptions or context as you wish!
@disperare // cont.
A wistful sigh escapes the detective’s lips at the suggestion, lacking the disappointment it should regarding the suggestion of murder. ( it’s not something he hasn’t talked about before, thought of before, CONSIDERED before. ) ❛ jeeeez, despair-kun, i’m a detective you know! i can’t go around doing that, no matter how much i wish i could about this one. ❜
he laughs, something a bit too light and airy for the topic at hand, all playful in nature as he comes to rest chin on top of his hands. ❝ ne, ranpo-kun, i never said you ought to do something terrible. i only suggested you do something. don’t twist my words around ! ❞ of course there’s a slight nagging consciousness in the back of his mind, something that tells him he shouldn’t speak so lightly of something so terrible, but he wills that away easy enough. after all, he’s in control for now.
“That is the one thing you absolutely must give up on.”
❝ i suppose it was inevitable you drew the line somewhere, yes? ❞
breath leaves lungs in a deep sigh, fingertips pushing pale strands out of face and back. really only knew it was a matter of time before he’d bring something of this caliber up, far more serious than anything he’d prefer to discuss. the second collapse, the thing he’s planned for so long now, wheels already turning and setting this world’s demise in motion.
and there’s a part of him that still wants it. still wants to see buildings crumble and ashes smolder in his wake, all that is and once was falling apart in his very hands.
but then there’s him. leonardo. in all reality, despair could crush him just as easily as anyone else, stand atop his throat and watch the world burn as the light leaves his eyes at his feet but oh, they both know he won’t do that. wouldn’t dream of it for leo is a force all on his own that has nothing to do with physical power but of the hold he’s got, tight and bruising around despair’s heart.
garnet hues lift to meet impossible burning blues hidden behind eyelids and he’s sighing again, this time soft and easy as if there’s been a weight lifted off of his chest ( and maybe there has or maybe he’s only being weighed down even more ). takes a few steps forward, one at a time, slow and easy like he’ll topple over any moment, and snakes his arms around leo’s waist, forehead resting against the slope where shoulder meets neck.
only raises his head a moment later to press lips against the apple of his cheek.
❝ so be it. keeping you around seems a little more fun right now anyhow. ❞
“Are you trying to be mean?”
❝ not necessarily. truthful, yes. if that comes out as hurtful, well then it isn’t my fault, ❞ he laughs, tilting his head to one side as a too playful grin rests on devilish lips. ❝ all i’m saying is that if you hate him so much, you ought to do something about it! ❞
[1:46:16 AM] ♡⛧ thug ho chuuya ⛧♡: rips my shirt off and screams about how much I love despair bye [1:46:28 AM] ✄ ⌿ thug pimp ranpo ⍀: ah the despair fucker arrives
Houseki no Kuni Volume 1 Starters
Chapter 1
“I know you’re there!” “I see even talented people like you are afraid of my potential.” “Hurry up and get lost!” “You people and your busy lives.” “That is the one thing you absolutely must give up on.” “You sure have nerve, if nothing else.” “Can I help?” “My only ally is you.”
Chapter 2
“Are you trying to be mean?” “But I can’t just figure it out on my own.” “I was wondering who’d be out in the evening like this…” “I don’t want to be seen.” “It’s so shameful.” “I don’t want to fight.” “You’re wasting your time.” “I won’t forget what happened today.” “Isn’t there anything else to be done?” “You’re so lucky. Even the bad guys love you.” “Don’t get in the way anymore.”
Chapter 3
“Can’t you tell by looking! I’m sitting around at a loss!” “If I told you I’d have to kill you.” “Truly, top class.” “Should I tell them off for you?” “I-isn’t that overdoing it a bit?” “If it has a name, then it isn’t so scary, right?” “I told you, that stunt’s too hard on you! You can’t do it!” “I don’t want to always just be protected by you.” “It’s the same whether I’m here or not, isn’t it?”
Chapter 4
“This time it isn’t my fault!” “I’m talking to you. Say something!” “If you’re just going to wait for fortune to come find you, you’d be better off disappearing.”
Chapter 5
“Well then. That was easy.” “It’s all okay now.” “I’m trying to explain the situation!” “You’re scaring me more than usual.” “Don’t be so gloomy.” “You sure took a big leap! Cool.” “You’re not very popular, are you?” “If you’re not friendly towards everyone day to day, no-one will come save you when you’re in a pinch, you know?”
Chapter 6
“It’s not like anything is going to happen.” “Where did you go?” “You can’t do this to me!” “I’m leaving, okay.” “You have awful taste.” “Explain… No, wait, I don’t want you to…” “Do you… seriously think that kind of thing can happen?” “Did ____ confess to you or something?” “I’ve always hated how you see everything like that!”