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Why are we out of skittles?
-takes the bite of the ice cream, pretty much getting it all over his chin and having to wipe it off with his hand- Thank you.
I remember when we were all hooked on American Idol, and we were all going for her.
*giggles* You're worse than Lolo.
She's amazing! Well deserved win...I always thought she was singing about me for some of her songs...
Why are we out of skittles?
-wraps an arm around her and thinks about grabbing a spoonful of the ice cream for himself, but he’s learned that you don’t mess with a pregnant woman’s food so he thinks better of it-
Yeah, she’s really good. Her speech was funny, too.
*Leans head on his shoulder and noms some ice cream before holding up a spoonful for him. That's true love right there.*
I used to listen to her all the time when I was a teenager.
Why are we out of skittles?
I was hoping you’d say that. Can’t miss Maroon 5.
Of course not! *puts a generous helping of gummy bears on her ice cream, drowns it in carmel sauce, and then adds a dash of cinnamon before curling up next to him on the couch.* I'm really glad Kelly won an award, I love her.
Why are we out of skittles?
That might be my fault.
I could go get some?
But you'll miss the grammy's!
I found gummy bears it's ok.
Why are we out of skittles?
What am I supposed to put on my ice cream now?
Imagine your OTP around ten or eleven years old, at a barbeque or bonfire roasting marshmallows & making s’mores. Person A spends 10+ minutes attempting to make a perfectly golden marshmallow for Person B, only to have it catch fire. Person A precedes to get fairly sad about, while an oblivious Person B, thinking it was just a marshmallow, comforts them. When Person A breaks down and tells Person B it was “a gift because I Like like you,” Person B giggles before kissing Person A on the nose and tells Person A that they actually prefer the marshmallows burnt.
makes sense
Seems legit.
-curses as she trips off the curb-
Having trouble walking?
Last one for tonight, I promise.
Inspired by ‘The Goose Girl’.
Being sick sucks...
Generation soup?
Yep! It's really good!
Being sick sucks...
Who came up with the rule that soup helps?
I did.
But really it does help. And this is a special recipe passed down for generations.
Being sick sucks...
Now I want you to eat all this soup, it'll help you feel better.
You are Impossible to find..
Doctor's offices always have the most random magazine collections.
Really? ’Cause I only seem to remember the beautiful, intelligent woman standing in front of me.
And all I see is my wonderful, handsome, brave husband.
Doctor's offices always have the most random magazine collections.
I don’t know why you were nervous, either.
I'm afraid you married a very silly woman.
Doctor's offices always have the most random magazine collections.
That sounds like a plan to me.
*takes hand and leaves the doctor's office* I'm so excited, I don't know why I was nervous.
