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lol i'm so funny

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original joke for sure

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Regiont Bsonn s a mean 

this is the phomotogramatical evidenec she bullied my goldfish into suicide I can't believe he's gone I miss him so much Anyways, what are your guys thoughts on the Burger King shit? I'm honestly so disappointed.

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Luray Caverns // 2023

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Pictured Knowledge, 1916

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it finally happened

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lizzie gone 🦀

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🦀 SHE’S FUCKING DEAD 🦀

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No, no no no no, hold. Stop the story.

Stanley, I need you to be honest with me, now more then ever. Do you. . . Really get no bitches? None? Stanley I need you to be serious with me right now. Surely this is a joke-

It's. . . It's not? I- Stanley, I've given you story after story, adventure after adventure, and you still aren't getting any bitches? I gave you a wife Stanley, I gave you bitches! Are you just not appreciating my work for you?! Stanley, I'm starting to get seriously concerned for your health. If you still can't get any bitches after this I don't- I can't help you Stanley. Let's just- okay. Here, let's do something different this time. Okay? Okay.

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Stanley I have a brilliant idea! It may be unconventional but hear me out on this one. What if I was your bitch? Now now Stanley no need to act like that. It’s purely heterosexual. … that’s not how that works? Huh… do you want to try it anyway?

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The new Tumblr mobile icon likes to watch you while you sleep

👁👄👁

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Mine's still normal, what necromancy have you people been doing?!

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Cat factory ran out of ink

(via)

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mispurrint

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Round 2 of being an idiot on the internet

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

A flashback chapter; I wanted to have a go at my own take of Origins.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

This was fun to write, I hope to continue it as far as possible!

Adrien had been in love with Marinette for as long as he could remember - or a year, if he was being truthful - and he would do anything to get her to like him back. But convincing someone who despises you wholeheartedly to date you? That was miracle territory. 

So when he gets the perfect opportunity to spend more time with her, he isn’t about to pass it up.