back after 4 yrs

wrote a thesis, got a grad degree, less depressed so im here again

[angelicguy]

bitch

blocked.

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

wait unblock me i need to tell you something

[angelicguy]

unblocked.

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

bitch

[disclosureday]

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

[wonderwomangrad]

I’m so deep in academia that I’m pretty sure I think in 12 point Times New Roman font. 

[bigfootin]

[dutchster]

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

[xxlove4evaxx]

pussy game so strong it scared the devil

[ohbeckoh]

no but literally that is what is happening, there have been long periods of western history where spirits were said t be frightened by the site of lady business. Sailor’s wives used to flash their husbands ships (mind you this was a time before underwear so you just lifted your petticoats and BAM) in order to scare away the spirits and devils that made storms. A woman could flash her crops to keep away spirits that might ruin them.This was also back when the vagoo was seen as something taboo and horrible so literally looking directly at some labia was thought to be so scary the devil would poop himself. Misogyny so intense it gave the pussy superpowers. 

[mintfox19]

[pr1nceshawn]

The ‘Super Mario Bros.’ Theme Song on Marimba by percussionist Aaron DeWayne.

[skyr1ms-remade-deactivated20190]

@gamersonic

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

When he switched to the dungeon theme I lost my mind

[yeetednbeeted-deactivated202003]

I am the happiest person alive right now

[ithelpstodream]

[thedevilscub]

I don’t get presents for believing in myself tho….

[beysexuality]

Yes you do, it’s called treating yourself bitch!!!!

[thedevilscub]

[toastbutteregg]

THIS WAS BACK IN 2014 IM SCREAMING

[charlesoberonn]

Me: I should slow down the amount of carbs I eat.

Me: *20 minutes later*

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[fruitsoftheweb]

Unsupervised 3D reconstruction of small rocks from a single 2D image

[bobbyfischerskingsidebishop-dea]

… “Unsupervised”???

[thyrell]

im sorry do you like to be watched while you work

[dissillusioneduniverse]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[brucebocchi]

[onnabox]

FP Jones II’s Incognito Tab Search History

[i-know-you-can]

He should’ve googled some actual snake facts as well while he was at it

[writeradamanteve]

😂😂😂

“How hard is it for a snake to shed its skin?”

[nyc-looks]

Antonio, 24

“I am wearing the Cock polo. It is inspired by frat bros, daddy’s boys, philistines and other forms of assholes.”

May 18, 2017 ∙ East Village

[marbleheadofawoman]

this blog is the funniest fucking thing on this betch of a website

[bettyscoopers-deactivated202001]

The couch ™

[jandjsalmon]

Are we calling The Couch™ a captain?

[crap-userrname16]

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

girl what he do