I'm going to die from all the idiots around me

An ask/rp blog for Caesar Zeppeli, Mod is 18+ find me @Cronchlord or @ocasinally-Autistic-Jotaro

[dissociating-caesar]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUBBLE MAN!

Ah! grazie! thank you for remembering!

[dissociating-caesar]

be gay, do crimes, kiss joseph you COWARD

I am no coward!  I wont do crimes but i can sure as hell kiss Joseph!

.....

dont tell him i said that

[plantbruno]

joseph joestar on his own: literal genius. regularly outmaneuvers both highly competent people and all-knowing gods. always able to stitch together incredibly effective strategies on the fly. smartest person in the world

caesar zeppeli on his own: extremely discipled with a mastery over his own skillset that takes incredible control and composure. terrifyingly competent in his area of expertise. not only willing to but capable of seeing inordinately difficult challenges to their completion

caesar and joseph together: dumbass kings of fooltown. can’t go two minutes without distracting each other with their own clownery. always on the precipice of general disaster. can’t tie their shoelace without the threat of complete societal collapse

[dissociating-caesar]

go smoOCh azTEc gOD mAn

You can’t tell me what to do, besides i dont think he is around right now

[sarcasticraspberry]

[soft-cc]

You telling me Wamuu!! was straight? With that ass, and that outfit?

[dissociating-caesar]

Can you do animals with your bubbles?

[dissociating-caesar]

also im participating in the event thing so ask caesar about that yeet

[dissociating-caesar]

my asks are open btw

[julian-fawcett-said-bi-rights]

suzie q : just try some light flirting. you know, be subtle.

joseph : okay, i can do that.

***

joseph : hey caesar, hight five!

caesar : *hight fives jojo*

joseph : *interlaces their fingers*

joseph : i’m in love with you.

[dissociating-caesar]

@ask-the-jojo-trickster

[ask-the-jojo-trickster]

✏ :3c

@dissociating-caesar @occasional-autistic-jotaro

[missingvtf-deactivated20260602]

“Don’t leave me here Jojo.”

[incorrectcaejose]

Caesar: I just want someone to take me out

Joseph: Like on a date or with a sniper gun?

Caesar: Surprise me

[saragrosie]

Caesar Zeppeli is STUPID and GAY and i miss him SO MUCH

[dumbass-clackers-blog]

Joseph!! *he hugs him tightly* I love you! @dissociating-caesar

CAESAR!!!! I LOVE YOU TOO!!

[incorrectcaejose]

Joseph: Caesar can you hold this?

Caesar: ... that's your hand.

Joseph: ok and?

[dumbass-clackers-blog]

HEY! My ask box is open, so if you wanna go and ask something, go ahead and do it!

I’ll try my best to answer everything! It just depends on when you ask…