welcome to the solar system, enjoy your stay!

☉☿♀︎☊️♂︎♃♄♅♆

[distant-system]

EARTH: Hi there, welcome to the solar system! I'm the 3rd planet from the sun, Earth! Oh, wait... you know me, don't you... you literally live on me... anywho! Still, you're off of the planet, now! I don't know how you're alive... uhh... whatever! I'll introduce you to the other planets sooner or later, not unless you want to meet them yourself? Yeah, you can do either!

This is mod Feliks (@levorenin)!! Uh, so, I'll seriously make some rules first of all XD

Rules!

1: I seriously don't care about suggestive asks. Just make sure you anon yourself! AND NO NSFW IF YOU'RE ROLEPLAYING!!

2: Venus is a straight, white, cisman. He just wanted to let y'all know :P

3: Uhh... pretty much it!

I'll put character introductions here:

[none made at the momento]

And here's some hashtags:

#distant system (the series/ask blog)

#series stuff (about the webseries!!)

#object interaction (you have interacted/asked a planet/moon/the sun something)

#mod yap (self explainatory)

BYE BYE!!

[felicipasta]

Happy Father’s Day even thought you’re not a father! I’m just telling it to any ask account

I used to be!!!!! The baby is gone though...

...ve...

[distant-system]

what how what huh when where why when where how why who what when where why how

-Mercury

[felicipasta]

Hmm...?

[distant-system]

I think he's questioning how you got a baby, who the father was, why does the child no longer exist... other stuff???

-Soleli

[felicipasta]

Happy Father’s Day even thought you’re not a father! I’m just telling it to any ask account

I used to be!!!!! The baby is gone though...

...ve...

[distant-system]

what how what huh when where why when where how why who what when where why how

-Mercury

[levorenin]

i drew a neptune let's gooooo

[distant-system]

Mercurry, what's your opinion on Jupiter????

[ask-prussia-the-awesome]

wait...

holy shize...

there's a nation called prussia?

i thought you died bro welcome back

-Neptune (@distant-system)

Mein Gott, I'm talking to a planet.

HOW AWESOME IS THAT!

[distant-system]

NEPTUNE: It's quite awesome. I must ask, though. Are you supposed to represent the eastern part of Germany or whatever because I don't think there's an existing nation called "Prussia".

[ask-sealand-anything]

Oh... are you one of those country things that Earth mentioned? That's cool :)

signed,

Jupiter (@distant-system)

No freaking way. Jupiter is literally talking to me and I’m STILL not a country?!!

[distant-system]

EARTH: Yeahh... but then again, Sealand has an official discord server, so maybe you're the only real country.

[distant-system]

How is it up there?

EARTH: WAIT WHO IS THIS DIRECTED TOO?! WAIT, EVERYONE GO!!!

MERCURY: Not too bad. The only thing that sucks is Jupiter.

VENUS: No.

EARTH: Uh, good!

MARS: Fucking horrible.

JUPITER: Really nice ^^

SATURN: ...

URANUS: Uh... yeah... good or whatever.

NEPTUNE: Pretty chill.

PLUTO: Ah yes, it's lovely!

[distant-system]

EARTH: Welcome to the Solar System's Ask Blog! I'm Earth, and this is CNN— no.