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ind. sel. zach salvatore. (mutuals only)

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Please Don’t Starters:

“Please don’t cry.”

“Please don’t hurt me.”

“Please don’t strip right now.”

“Please don’t try to twerk.”

“Please don’t make me dance with you.”

“Please don’t forget how much I love you.”

“Please don’t take off your pants.”

“Please don’t sell my nudes!”

“Please don’t overthink this.”

“Please don’t kiss me again.”

“Please don’t yell.”

“Please don’t try to stop me.”

“Please don’t hurt yourself.”

“Please don’t tell anyone.”

“Please don’t worry about it.”

“Please don’t get yourself killed.”

“Please don’t let them/him/her treat you like that.”

“Please don’t use your pathetic pickup lines on me.”

“Please don’t die!”

“Please don’t try to fight me.”

“Please don’t throw things.”

“Please don’t leave me.”

“Please don’t forget me.”

“Please don’t ask me about that.”

“Please don’t read that diary.”

“Please don’t recite bad poetry.”

“Please don’t eat inedible objects.”

“Please don’t interrupt me.”

“Please don’t do this.”

“Please don’t call the cops.”

“Please don’t feed the animals.”

“Please don’t treat him/her/them like that.”

“Please don’t look.”

“Please don’t love me.”

“Please don’t bring up the past.”

“Please don’t steal from babies.”

“Please don’t wear a culturally insensitive costume.”

“Please don’t drink anymore.”

“Please don’t take photos.”

“Please don’t make me go.”

“Please don’t lose faith in me.”

“Please don’t make me ask you again.”

“Please don’t be snarky.”

“Please don’t touch anything.”

“Please don’t break anything.”

“Please don’t wake me.”

“Please don’t stand so close to me.”

“Please don’t kill me.”

“Please don’t kill them/him/her.”

“Please don’t forgive me/him/her/them.”

“Please don’t correct my spelling.”

“Please don’t assume you can kiss me.”

“Please don’t try to run away.”

“Please don’t speak to me like that.”

“Please don’t speak to him/her like that.”

“Please don’t underestimate me.”

“Please don’t speak.”

“Please don’t panic.”

“Please don’t give up on me.”

“Please don’t hug me.”

“Please don’t touch me.” 

“Please don’t ask me about my parents.” 

“Please don’t stop loving me.” 

“Please don’t let him/her/them hurt me.”

“Please don’t call me anymore.”

“Please don’t lock me in here!”

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anditsxsorrows:

“ while I appreciate the comparison I am far from this…Slater. One would think Stefan would have clued you in on perhaps one of the most powerful beings alive. ”

while stefan had certainly told zach to be careful around klaus ( ‘ he can be particularly cruel ‘ ), zach got the feeling that the other man meant something else. and then, as his brain caught up with what the vampire said, zach’s eyes grew wide and he took a step back while he matched the legend of the original vampires with the creature standing in front of him. “no,” he said breathlessly, suddenly fearing for his life. he had been trained to fight vampires - wound them just enough to get away. there was no way in hell that he could take out the oldest and most powerful vampire ever. 

“bu- but, that story’s a myth. just a legend.”

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FAVE COLOR:  blue FAVE ACTOR/ACTRESS:  oh god this is so dependent on the time and what im watching. but honestly paul wesley SLAYS ME. that man can do no wrong. when he needs to be funny, im in stitches, when he needs to be sad, my eyes are waterfalls, when he needs to be in love my heart swells three sizes...... also he’s like ..  relly hot PHOTO EDITING SOFTWARE:  photoshop y’all  PS SKILL LEVEL:  like .. a 4? GAME CONSOLE: uhhhh i used to own a nintendo and we have a wii at my parents’ house to play just dance lmao LAST PLAYED GAME(S): sims 4 forever !!!!!!! FAVORITE  TUMBLR BLOGS:  uh @ the entire indie tvd community.  FAVORITE SCENT: la petite robe noir by guerlain FAVORITE GENRE:  probs psychological thrillers ?? but its honestly so dependent on my mood bc sometimes you want to get fucked up by an  m. night shyamalan movie but sometimes u just wanna sit back and watch shes the man !! WRITING STYLE:  uh ?? i’ve-never-made-a-first-draft-in-my-life sums it up quite nicely FAVORITE DRINK:  lmao don’t laugh but honestly water ????? is so fckn refreshing ?? love it RELIGION:  atheist FAVORITE TV SHOWS: hmmm do i wanna get into that ?? tvd, gg, tbbt, b99, the killing, mindhunter, bates motel, buzzfeed unsolved, criminal minds, .. 

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( * &. ━  THE 1975 EP’S LYRIC STARTERS

FACEDOWN.

‘  he’s black and blue and facedown.  ’ ‘  she’s rushing in your bed.  ’ ‘  i lost my head.  ’ ‘  i lost my head, can you see it?  ’

THE CITY.

‘  don’t call it a fight when you know it’s a war.  ’ ‘  go sit on the bed.  ’ ‘  i know that you want to.  ’ ‘  go sit on the bed because i know that you want to.  ’ ‘  you got pretty eyes.  ’ ‘  i know you’re wrong.  ’ ‘  don’t call it a spade if it isn’t a spade.  ’ ‘  get in the shower if it all goes wrong.  ’ ‘  are you feeling alright?  ’ ‘  you’ll be feeling just fine.  ’ ‘  you hope that the boy will be alright.  ’

ANTICHRIST. 

‘  i swear there’s a ghost on this island.  ’ ‘  of course, my dear, you can’t.  ’ ‘  how can i relate to somebody who doesn’t speak?   ’ ‘  i feel like i’m treading water.  ’ ‘  is it the same for you?  ’ ‘  i love the house that we live in.  ’ ‘  i love you all too much.  ’ ‘  you can’t stand it at all.  ’

WOMAN.

‘  i’m bursting at the seams.  ’ ‘  i’ve got a woman now.  ’ ‘  this one’s on the house. i don’t mind.  ’ ‘  it all tastes the same.  ’ ‘  there’s something different about your mouth.  ’ ‘  you try chasing your dreams.  ’ ‘  man, it’s harder than it seems.  ’

INTRO / SET3.

‘  the skin that you’re in is all soft now.  ’ ‘  what you sitting ‘round here for?  ’ ‘  why are you sad?  ’ ‘  everybody’s pushing out babies now.  ’ ‘  in the mornings, i was getting high with you.  ’ ‘  well, i thought i’d see you around, but you’re dead now.  ’ ‘  i thought i’d see you around.  ’

UNDO.

‘  stick another pill in my head and go to bed.  ’ ‘  we’re not doing it again, so leave it.  ’ ‘  i didn’t even see you when i liked you, now i ain’t got no time.  ’ ‘  girl, i wanna see you undo it.  ’ ‘  i wanna see you, but you’re not mine.  ’ ‘  i could hear you giving her head.  ’ ‘  you think we’re doing it again? keep dreaming.  ’ ‘  keep dreaming.  ’

SEX.

‘  this is how it starts.  ’ ‘  my shirt looks so good when it’s just hanging off your back.  ’ ‘  we’ve got one thing in common, it’s this tongue of mine.  ’ ‘  she’s got a boyfriend anyway.  ’ ‘  all we seem to do is talk about sex.  ’ ‘  i’m about to fill his shoes.  ’ ‘  does he take care of you?  ’ ‘  could i easily fill his shoes?  ’ ‘  i’m not trying to stop you, love.  ’ ‘  if we’re gonna do anything, we might as well just fuck.  ’

YOU.

‘  you’re a liar.  ’ ‘  you’re a liar, at least all of your friends are. and so am i.  ’ ‘  it’s my party and i’ll cry to the end.  ’ ‘  you must try harder than kissing all of my friends.  ’ ‘  it takes a bit more.  ’ ‘  it takes a bit more than you.  ’ ‘  you’re alive.  ’ ‘  you’re alive, at least as far as i can tell you are.  ’ ‘  it’s so ironic how it’s only been a year.  ’ ‘  it’s not my fault that i fucked everybody here.  ’ ‘  do you wanna dance?  ’

MILK.

‘  she said the bleeding’s incidental cause she’s so cool.  ’ ‘  i’m no fun if i’ve only a bottle of wine.  ’ ‘  slow down.  ’ ‘  yeah, i want you.  ’ ‘  she started talking about missing him.  ’ ‘  she was glistening.  ’ ‘  it won’t mend your heart if it’s only a couple of lines.  ’

ANOBRAIN.

‘  man, i’m so high, i think i love you.  ’ ‘  i’m so high.  ’ ‘  i think i love you.  ’ ‘  i was thinking about leaving again.  ’ ‘  are we just friends?  ’

CHOCOLATE.

‘  we go where nobody knows.  ’ ‘  no, we’re never gonna quit it.  ’ ‘  we’re dressed in black from head to toe.  ’ ‘  we’ve got guns hidden under our petticoats.  ’ ‘  you’re never gonna quit it if you don’t stop smoking it.  ’ ‘  i think we better go.  ’ ‘  the feds are here, you know.  ’

HEAD.CARS.BENDING.

‘  keep your voice down.  ’ ‘  stop looking at my friends.  ’ ‘  they can hear exactly what you say.  ’ ‘  drink, fall, spew, telephone you.  ’ ‘  if you’re alone in your room, what’s that boy doing?  ’ ‘  can we go now?  ’ ‘  not staying ‘til the end.  ’ ‘  if you think you’re helping me, i don’t think i’m helping you.  ’

ME.

‘  got on a plane in the middle of the night.  ’ ‘  don’t you mind.  ’ ‘  i nearly killed somebody.  ’ ‘  i gave you something you can never give back.  ’ ‘  you’ve seen your face like a heart attack.  ’ ‘  i was late, but i arrived.  ’ ‘  i’m sorry, but i’d rather be getting high.  ’ ‘  i think i did something terrible to your body.  ’ ‘  i was thinking ‘bout killing myself, don’t you mind.  ’ ‘  i love you, don’t you mind.  ’

HAUNT // BED.

‘  i’m sorry that your dad is dead.  ’ ‘  i hope you amend it.  ’ ‘  i think i’ve lost a lot of my friends.  ’ ‘  fuck me if you must then.  ’ ‘  treat me like an old friend.  ’ ‘  i can’t exist within my own head.  ’ ‘  so i insist on haunting your bed.  ’ ‘  i’m not scared.  ’ ‘  what if they’re saying is true?  ’ ‘  i prefer it in your bed.  ’

SO FAR (IT’S ALRIGHT).

‘  so far, it’s alright.  ’ ‘  it’s the way we are.  ’ ‘  i used to think you were cool and i believed you had a wonderful vision.  ’ ‘  i soon found out you’re a terrible friend.  ’ ‘  how you getting along with your life?  ’ ‘  i’m coming to the end of 23, is that alright?  ’ ‘  it’s coming to the end of you and me, is that alright?  ’ ‘  how can you complain about life and talk about being bored?  ’ ‘  i was always looking for a way to get out.  ’ ‘  you’re alright.  ’ ‘  you can cry until 11.  ’ ‘  why stay if you hate it so much?  ’ ‘  you think you’re well cool.  ’ ‘  you just write about sex and killing yourself.  ’ ‘  don’t you want to take me up in the clouds?  ’ ‘  pretend that i’m the one.  ’ ‘  she was talking marriage so we had to get out.  ’ ‘  he’s making up for it by sleeping about.  ’ ‘  your ultimatum’s a ridiculous joke.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna pick the option that allows me to smoke.  ’ ‘  it’s alright, baby.  ’

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the red armchair had apparently been transformed into a makeshift throne for the mikaelson, and when zach walked into the living room, he couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow at the confident hybrid.

“ klaus, “ he could only say as he took in the appearance of the other man. despite everything he knew about him - how monstrous he could be, how careless and cruel he was to others, he swallowed hard as he tried to keep his thoughts one-tracked. “are you uh- going somewhere? you look …. uhm. you look smart. “

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✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair .  ❤ = kissing them .  ₪ =  asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  ♣ = discovering them crying .  回 = patching a wound .  ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

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lost  ( 2004 - 2010 )  sentence meme season two

‘ you might want to try handing out some hope once in a while. ’

‘ you don’t know what you’re talking about. ’

‘ see you in another life. ’

‘ i don’t think thirty dollars are worth getting angry about. ’

‘ i like bald guys. ’

‘ why do you find it so hard to believe? ’

‘ falling down is not exercise. ’

‘ look, dude, i’d never lie. ’

‘ i don’t want to do this. ’

‘ i’m not lost anymore. ’

‘ how’d you get shot? ’

‘ i liked you better when you werent talking. ’

‘ i need you to believe in me. ’

‘ you’re just going to leave me. ’

‘ what are you, a boy scout? ’

‘ did you kill him? ’

‘ you have no plan. you only have your guilt and your gun. ’

‘ i thought i was dead! ’

‘ don’t mistake coincidence for fate. ’

‘ i guess we are both sinners now. ’

‘ i’m coming with you. ’

‘ you said you wanted to talk. talk. ’

‘ you hittin’ that? i mean, she’s/he’s hot, you’re hot. it’s what people do. ’

‘ thanks for your vote of confidence. ’

‘ a tiger doesn’t change his stripes. ’

‘ did you lose someone, too? ’

‘ if you’ve got a better idea, let’s do it. ’

‘ i’m going to miss you. ’

‘ which one are you? are you the genius, or are you the guy who always feels like he’s living in the shadow of a genius? ’

‘ people don’t like me. ’

‘ that’s the spirit. ’

‘ wow, you have some real trust issues, don’t you? ’

‘ great plan. and after that we can sing “kumbaya” and do trust falls. ’

‘ just go away. let me drink. ’

‘ thank you, and good luck. ’

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anditsxsorrows:

“ of course you’d think that - but you do know who you’re talking to, don’t you? “

“ yeah, you’re a friend of stefan’s, right? why? are you knowledgeable in all things vampire-lore? damon once had a friend like that. i think his name was .. slater? ”

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giiilbcrt:

     Death  always  seemed  to  not  only  bring  out  the  worst  in  people,  but  also  secrets  that  had  once  been  kept  so  easily.  Of  course  there  must’ve  been  a  ton  of  things  she  didn’t  know  not  only  about  her  parents,  but  her  ancestors  as  well,  considering  she  was  a  part  of  one  of  the  Founding  Families.  But  it  just  didn’t  seem  fair  that  he  knew  and  she  didn’t.

     ❝  And  what  if  Stefan  won’t  tell  me?  ❞  She  knows  he’s  very  cautious  about  what  he  says,  even  more  so  now  that  she’s  been  exposed  to  his  world  of  the  supernatural.  ❝  If  it’s  about  my  family,  don’t  you  think  I  have  a  right  to  know?  ❞

rubbing his forehead, zach tried to figure out a way to get out of this conversation. he wanted to tell elena about her family history, but he also didn’t want his uncle to get angry with him. despite his nature, he was a good guy, and zach believed that if he hadn’t enlightened elena about her family just yet, there was a damn good reason for that.

but it was true what stefan had told him — elena could be stubborn. and persuasive. in the end, he nodded and then chuckled humorlessly at the situation he was in. “ yes - i suppose you do, “ he told her. “ but please don’t tell uncle stefan you got this from me, i don’t know how he’d respond. “ 

with a defeated sigh, he sat down in the velvet arm chair across from her, trying to think of how and where to start. “ all right, well, you know you’re a descendant from the founding families, right? “ he asked, though he didn’t wait for her response to continue. “ and you know that there were vampires in mystic falls, back in 1864, “ he continued, silently hoping she’d put two and two together herself. 

“ well, “ he continued when that didn’t seem to be the case, “ the person responsible for identifying the vampires back then was — uhm, it was jonathan gilbert. your ancestor. the history of your entire family is seeped in vampire expulsion, elena. it has been, for over 150 years. “

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giiilbcrt:

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     Elena  huffed,  but  it  wasn’t  meant  to  be  rude.  ❝  My  aunt  will  tell  me  she  doesn’t  know,  or  just  avoid  saying  anything  altogether.  ❞  She  sighed.  ❝  If  you  know  something  that  I  don’t  but  should,  maybe  it’d  be  better  if  you  just  told  me.  Or  I  could  ask  Stefan,  he  knows  a  lot  about  history,  too.  ❞

zach sighed awkwardly, feeling as though he was stuck between two fires. elena deserved to know the truth ( especially now that she knew about vampires ) - that he believed wholeheartedly, but he felt out of place as the person to enlighten her about it all. this was a job for her own parents. or, of course, now jenna sommer’s job. 

“ if stefan hasn’t told you, then it definitely isn’t my job, “ he said, shaking his head. stefan’s past was interwoven with that of the gilbert’s, and if he hadn’t told elena about that yet, zach had to believe his uncle had good reason for that. “ i’m sorry. i shouldn’t have brought it up. “

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@everflaming plotted a starter

it was 11.45 pm, and zach had just hopped in the shower when the doorbell rang. at first, he’d simply ignored the sound and thought that whoever it was would just have to come back the next day, but the visitor had continued to ring the doorbell until he couldn’t deal with the incessant buzzing anymore. he groaned, wrapped a towel around his hips as he got out of the shower and then walked downstairs, dripping all over the hard-wooden floors as he yelled out that he’d be right down.

he hadn’t known what to expect when he’d open the door, but it certainly wasn’t the blonde. “ uhm — “ he said, completely at a loss for words as he realized he was standing there in the doorway with nothing but a towel. “ yes? “