Dysti!

Hi :D The blog I use as a main blog is @sobbingdistantnoises, send non band related asks there? <3 - This blog is (mostly) purely for metal+punk bands I like and (mostly) purely for stuff I cut from a larger source myself: correct quotes, gifs, edits, clips, obsureish facts, the occasional other thing. I do my best to always include sources :) - I do not post here as much anymore, but I do still listen to almost exclusively metal+punk, so maybe eventually I shall make my proper return - <3

[distantsobbingnoises]

Hello hello, I figure I should make a pinned post explaining my existence eventually :)

I am mostly Dysti here on Tumblr, some people call me other stuff :D Draco, Javes, and Vapor off the top of my head

this blog -> mostly "informational" stuff about bands, also other band related stuff that took enough time out of my day to put together, here's a cool link to a tag master-ish list. I don't exist here very often now unfortunately but maybe eventually

@sobbingdistantnoises -> sideblog for existing in general, I basically treat it as if it was my main even though it's not, hi mutuals

@noisesdistantsobbing -> spam reblog blog

distant-sobbing-noises.neocities.org -> my website!

@metallica-zine -> a Metallica fanzine put together by me with the help of a lot other people!! I think it's pretty cool, one issue is out and #2's creation will hopefully start soon :)

@incorrect-iron-maiden-quotes -> I did this daily once upon a time and then gave up after half a year

+ 25 other sideblogs I will not disclose at this time :)

[distantsobbingnoises]

Hi i didn't read your reply on awtde the day you replied

In those two days since i unrelatedly watched both of the videos with my boyfriend and I'm Normal About It (lie)

YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!! (Ignore how this reply is a month late)

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Re: pointing at the becoming horrors

What's an awtde 👁️

HEEEHEEHEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEEHEEEHEEEHEEHEE. HAHAHAHA. HAH. HAHAHAHA. HEH HEH HEH.

BASICALLY. AWTDE stands for A World That Doesn't Exist, which is the tag I'm using for combined SFAWTDE and DAWTDE, which stand for Searching For AWTDE and Destroying AWTDE respectively

SFAWTDE and DAWTDE are two Minecraft videos on YouTube by Wifies, with the latter being a sequel to the primary. They are ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECES. They're presented in a video-essay style, as if the events within actually happened (very arg-like, except it's not actually a game, so :P), and oughhhhh it's done so well

The non-spoiler-y gist of the first few minutes is that the Minecraft player Averythemayo discovers a mine—and subsequently a book—he did not make nor write, so he posts a video on it. Wifies took a look at that video and discovered more.

Do I recommend? YES YES YES YES YES YES. YES. (HEHEHA HEHE HAH HA!!!) Logistics: SFAWTDE is about 40 minutes long; DAWTDE is about 2 hours. By reading this, you are signing a legally binding contract to inform me IMMEDIATELY ALL your thoughts on ANYTHING relating to AWTDE if you decide to watch it. (Heh heh hehhh heheheheh.)

Hopefully this answer has served to enlighten you nicely >:] (HEHH HEH HEHHHE HEHHEH)

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NOOO DONT DO THIS TO ME I DONT REMEMBER THE WRITING ASK

...Im also at work.

HI DRACO BTW!!! MY FRIEND! HOW IS LIFE?

HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO WHEN YOU SENT THIS ASK.......OOPSIES!!! I AM DOING VERY GREAT YES. I HOPE YOU TOO ARE DOING WELL <3

[distantsobbingnoises]

I dont even know which blogs which anymore man you have like four of them and i'm dyslexic

HE HE, I have 5 actually :P

I recognize them by color and/or function rather than by name (yellow=used to be for band but it's also my main blog so slkdjfls; green=reblogs; blue=where I say things of relative value; orange=fanzine transcriptions, rarely used; pink=abandoned but it used to be for extreme sorting of reblogs)

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I followed here from the reblog account only to notice this here bio directing to another one just screenshot the ask and post it wherever really

Honestly I have no clue what I do with asks I get over here; I thought I reblogged them over to blue blog but apparently I've not done that with the last few asks I got here, so. ZERO CONSISTENCY, we vibe ? I may rethink my life choices and reblog the unreblogged stuff to blue blog eventually. We shall see

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Voooooted

Could i get the worst possible Jay you can crank out for the occasion, i mean the absolutely crappiest one, no effort whatsoever, the smaller he is the better

Not even Jay but J >:]

(I HAD TO DO THE COLOR.......green is who he is to me)

[distantsobbingnoises]

Hello, I understand this might be a long shot, but I'm a Palestinian citizen in urgent need of assistance. I have type 1 diabetes, and because of the current situation in Gaza, I’m unable to get my Humalog insulin injection. I'm seeking your support to get just one injection today to save my life. I need financial help to buy insulin for this week and am still $263 short. I apologize if you've already seen this request, but any amount you can donate would mean the world to me. My donation link is in my pinned post. Thank you, and may you be blessed. ❤️🇵🇸

Wish I could help :( <3

[eagle-warri]

[DISTANT SOBBING NOISES COMING FROM MY HEADPHONES]

so today in the mafia game was fun

[distantsobbingnoises]

HELP, I JUST GOT SO JUMPSCARED BY THIS POST

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raco ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

RUN!!! <333 ????!?!!?!!!!?!!!! <3333

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Trick or Treat!

Milky Way for Sky!! :D

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trick or treat!

Evil sour patch for you!!

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Sometimes I see people in my notes who I pray aren't bots for their usernames, you are one of those people.

I love your user <3

WOAHHH, thank you!!! :0 I am honored <3

[distantsobbingnoises]

Draco you are a king <3

SKY, I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE A GOD <3 /p

[distantsobbingnoises]

I always forget which account to send asks to but…… how’ve you been? into anything new lately? how do you like 72 seasons? 

Honestly you're fine to send to either one if you forget, though blue account is my main for personal stuff (and in theory whatever I want) which includes asks, so this is getting reblogged there to keep asks in the same place!!

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE 72 Seasons!! Honestly it's so hard to pick a favorite song or even a few favorites because they're just all so good, but I think my favorites for now are Screaming Suicide, Room Of Mirrors, If Darkness Had a Son, Chasing Light, aaaaand I am on the way to naming the whole album so I will forcefully cut myself off, hjdjsjjs, album my beloved <3 I also have a (probably?) unconfirmed theory that Inamorata is about the book Misery by Stephen King, so I think about that a lot as I absolutely adore that book

New stuff I like, in terms of bands, I have been surprisingly steady for a while in what bands I've been discovering, but the main one I have been extremely in love with that I don't think I've mentioned anywhere on tumblr is Robespierre! They're unfortunately not on Spotify so I have to use YouTube + they only have two albums if I'm remembering right so there's not that much to listen to from them, but I am absolutely in love with their songs Decapitation and Robespierre, hfjskak. Also their French Revolution theme, big reason of why I listened to them in the first place (we ended up learning about the French Revolution in French class up to when the king was dethroned, but then I did research on my own and got really interested in it, so :)) ), and it makes me happy when I listen to the band :D

Also I have been reading BOOKS!! Finished Bruce Dickinson (Iron Maiden singer)'s autobiography just a couple days ago and really enjoyed it (plus for a lot of info out of it to store for later use!), so now I'm onto I Found My Friends, which is an oral history of Nirvana!! It's basically a lot of guys from the early Nirvana scene talking about what it was like where I'm at (~45% done), which is super interesting to me because it really goes into a lot of the culture of it. Plus I checked at the end and there's a list of all of their concerts!! With dates and such, plus corroborated by witnesses that speak in the book and played alongside them!!!

Gonna cut myself off here because I could very well go on for a while but I'm getting rambley, fhjsjsj, thank you so much for asking!! <3

[metallica-zine]

'TIS HERE! Thank you to everybody here for sticking around for Damage Inc., I appreciate you all, and I hope you enjoy <3

Damage Inc. #2 in a couple months?

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How many tags have you had to block since you've followed me??? Since I reblog everything under the sun i mean-

Zero, your current enjoyment is my current enjoyment <3