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halloween fic recs
In honor of Halloween, here are a few spooky, creepy, macabre and/or seasonally appropriate fics I’ve enjoyed over the years.
This is by no means a comprehensive list, just a few that jumped immediately to mind. I’m sure I’m missing a bunch. Feel free to add on your own recs if you have any!
A Little Competition by entanglednow “Still, John, a ghost story at Halloween, during a power cut, in a thunderstorm. The terribly predictable cliche of it all.” Sherlock slides down in the chair until his chin touches his chest.
De Profundis by darcylindbergh Sherlock Holmes sees dead people. Which, although not necessarily ideal, has mostly turned out to be fine. Or, it was, until one day he looks up, and sees John Watson.
Give it Welcome by Glenmore Rosie Watson is commissioned to write a story about memories of her favourite gifts.
Coins on My Eyes by Indybaggins Sherlock spent nights lying awake, listening to the rustling of John’s hands on the bedcovers. The dull thumps of John’s head against the headboard. The rhythmic grinding of his teeth. The soft, hungry sounds of his mouth and throat. There is an unknown infection rapidly spreading through London, fear, unspoken love, dead who cannot die… and a way for them to come back. Post-zombie AU!
Keep on Changing by philalethia “Why would Mary be haunting you?” John didn’t even have to think about it. “Because she’s angry.”
Penumbra by Saki101 In Maine, there was Collinwood and the three centuries of history that were woven into its walls. In London, there is Holmeswood Manor (or the Manor on Baker Street as the urban legends have it), tucked now into a city street when once its oak woods rolled from the heath to the river.
He’s Coming To Us Dead by Vulgarweed The war is ending and the troops are returning. They do not always mean well. Their loved ones are not always glad to see them. A case straight out of an old folktale has deep repercussions for Sherlock and John.
It’s Not the Years, It’s the Mileage by verdant_fire “Do you have a Halloween costume?” Sherlock asked, apropos of nothing. John put down his fourth Hobnob and blinked at him. “What? No. Why would I?”“For Halloween, John,” Sherlock said in his most put-upon voice. “Obviously.” In which Sherlock and John observe Halloween and catch a killer, and John does his best to bring back the 80’s, at least in costume form.
Rags and Bones by emungere Carpals, metacarpals, proximal phalanges, intermediate phalanges, distal phalanges. Scaphoid, lunate, triquetral, pisiform, trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate.Sherlock needed a diagram in the end to do the wiring properly. The hand had seemed like so little of John, but it had so many pieces. That was like John, just like him.
i wanna watch season 4 ;w; but i don’t have time ;w;
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Right. So since I am SO VERY EXPLICIT on this blog that I am not allowed to interact with humanity, I have decided to not exactly ditch Tumblr entirely, I’ve just started a new space.
Please follow me at my new page https://www.tumblr.com/blog/i-still-am-distantstarlight and spread the word, if you will.
Nothing has changed
I am mid-import to someplace else but there are delays. Tumblr Staff have not contacted me or changed anything with this account, so I still plan to just delete it, but now I don’t know when that will happen since I need the information stored on here and don’t want to delete and lose all of it quite yet. I’m stubbornly going to hang in here until I am properly set up elsewhere so for the handful of people who can still see me, my departure is imminent.
I suppose I could always start another less “adult” tumblr because I do enjoy it here but I need to think about that.
reblog this to give every trans kid strength for the holidays
to all trans kids: i love you and the world would be much worse without you
I’ve made some more progress on the book I’m currently obsessed with, London and the Culture of Homosexuality, 1885-1914 by Matt Cook, and have made a couple posts about it here and here. Now I have my next longer meta brewing (!!)…but in the meantime, here are some updates:
(if you’re not keen to see more posts like this, I’ll tag everything related to this book “london and the culture of homosexuality” so you can avoid it if you like)
1) The Sins of the Cities of the Plain was a pornographic (homosexual) novel published in 1881. It follows the memoirs of a young male prostitute, John Jack Saul, who is “paid to set down his experiences by a client“, who just happens to provide an address in Baker Street, which was really the address of a friend called William Sherlock Scott Holmes Potter. The book talks about doing the do in Belgravia and picking up men in Regent’s Park, as well as the joys of having sex with guardsmen/soldiers. It did not mess around: one of the chapters is literally called “The Same Old Story: Arses Preferred to C*nts”. So. It was pretty gay.
2) The Criterion Bar on Piccadilly Circus attracted all kinds of men, including guardsmen, for meetings of a more intimate nature. According to Cook’s research, it was considered to have “a subcultural reputation for homosexual activity” and was a “great centre for inverts”, according to some 19th century contemporaries. (“Invert” was another derogatory term for homosexual.) I’m sure there’s no need to remind you that this is where John Watson and Mike Stamford meet up before Stamford introduces Watson to the love of his life Holmes.
3) Turkish baths were considered to be very gay (many other homosocial spaces developed similar reputations).
4) Articles in popular fashion magazines like Modern Man “bemoaned the damage done to the fashion for buttonholes by [Oscar] Wilde’s penchant for green carnations”.
This, in an article titled: “Judging a Man by His Button Hole.”
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Look, I can’t help what comes out of my pen sometimes, okay? Sherlock and Rosie were supposed to start babbling at each other and derail into silliness but Sherlock got overwhelmed and came over wobbly instead and that took John completely by surprise and he got all choked up and now I don’t know what do to with these two soppy dads.
They’re…they’re going to make some fresh tea and collect themselves, and then we’ll get back to the breakfast table.
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Hey there! I was wondering what fanfics are really popular in the fandom. I think the Two Coffees One Black One with Sugar Please are one of those. Could you help me out?
Hi Nonny! *hugs*
Ahhhhhhhh hmm. See here’s the thing; I’m not really even sure what the “popular fics” in the fandom are only because every fic I read is a great fic and all fics deserve to “popular”. But I do know what you mean… the fandom Classics and all that… I usually only rec fics that I have read, because I’m weird that way. I know Alexx keeps a few lists (since she’s a lot more organized than I, LOL, and literally goes through the entire Ao3 library of fics as opposed to me and my bookmarks, LOL):
Popular Fics Everyone Knows
Top Rated Fics – 2/17
Top 47 Rated Johnlock Fanfic - 8/17
Best of S4 Fix-it Fics (Top kudos 2/18)
So those may be of use to you! As for me, here are the popular ones that I think are fandom faves (not sure since I don’t really pay attention to that… I had to use Ao3 and Alexx’s lists to help me) that I have read and can personally recommend:
Measuring Damage With the Fujita Scale by teahigh (T, 3,548 w. || First Kiss / Time, Vacation / Holidays, Friends to Lovers, Bed-Sharing, Pining Sherlock, Sherlock POV, Angsty Fluff, Scars, Awkward Talks) – John goes back into town, into the storm, and Sherlock realises he forgot to say, “I just want to be alone with you.”
The Second Law of Thermodynamics by entanglednow (T, 3,614 || Asexual Sherlock, Bed Sharing, Sharing Body Heat) – In which there’s no heating and there’s a dead owl in Sherlock’s bed. Part 1 of Thermodynamics
Because Blah Blah Blah Happy by cwb (E, 4,578 w. || Fluff, Cuddles, Kissing, First Kiss, Requited Love, Pining Sherlock) – John is entirely done with the milk situation and gives Sherlock a list of shit he’s pissed about. Sherlock sets out to make John happy. John is happy. Sherlock makes his own list. They are both very, very happy.
A Quiet Murmuration by cathedral_carver (T, 4,684 w. || Fluff, Cuddling & Snuggling, Kissing) – Just pay me back with one thousand kisses.
To Sleep, Perchance to Smother Your Flatmate with a Pillow by Linpatootie (G, 5,308 w. || Bedsharing, It’s an Experiment, Fluff and Humour) - Sherlock wants to conduct a sleep study of sorts. John contemplates smothering him with a pillow. Part 1 of Two Coffees One Black One with Sugar Please
High and Tight, Soft and Loose by cwb (E, 7,429 w. || Jealous John, Miscommunications / Misunderstandings, First Kiss / Time, BAMF John, Insecure Sherlock, Clueless Sherlock, Junk Size, UST / RST) – John pressed the knuckle of his index finger against his mouth and sighed. “So, you’re coiled like a spring and ready to be … sprung?” “If you want to be pedestrian about it, yes.” “Like I said, you should do something about that.” “And like I said, pedestrian. What would you have me do? Take up jogging? Yoga? Oh! Unless you mean –” “I don’t mean anything. Let’s drop it.”
I’m Pretty Sure This Changes Shit by cwb (E, 7,672 w. || Fluff, Cudding, Doctor/Patient, Accidents) – Sherlock finds increasingly ridiculous ways to get John to patch him up after hurting himself.
Alone On the Water by Mad_Lori (G, 7,725 w. || MCD, UST/URT, Angst, Euthanasia, Love Confessions) – Sherlock Holmes never expected to live a long life, but he never imagined that it would end like this.
Their Great Reward by BeautifulFiction (T, 10,095 w. || UST, First Kiss, Fluff) – Boxing day, in John’s opinions, is the worst day of the year. Christmas is over, the tree is wilting and stripped of gifts, and there’s a week of dead-time until the clean slate of the new year. However the combination of a blizzard, a power-cut and Sherlock might just make it a day to remember.
A Terrific Soporific by antietamfalls (T, 11,269 w. || Bed Sharing, Sleepy Cuddles, Fluff, Insomnia, Experiments, Ace Sherlock) – Sherlock, a long-time sufferer of insomnia, is forced to share a bed with John at a hotel while on a case. To his astonishment, he finds that spending the night next to John helps him sleep and becomes determined to maneuver himself back into John’s bed.
The River Variations by withoutawish (T, 11,619 w. || Soulmates, Emotional Hurt / Comfort, Three Garridebs, Romance, Light Case Fic, Near Death Experience, Angst and Fluff) – John Watson never knew that he wanted a ‘no toast in the mornings’ normal until he realized what an honor it is to be destroyed by Sherlock Holmes.
Speaker for the Bees by antietamfalls (M, 14,649 w. || Deaf Sherlock, Friends to Lovers, First Kiss / Time, Fluff, Sign Language) – It isn’t always easy assisting a deaf detective. Luckily for John, they make a pretty good team.
Speaker for the Bees by antietamfalls (M, 14,649 w. || Deaf Sherlock, Friends to Lovers, First Kiss / Time, Fluff, Sign Language) – It isn’t always easy assisting a deaf detective. Luckily for John, they make a pretty good team.
Software Malfunction by tiger_in_the_flightdeck (E, 16,679 w. || Android Sherlock, Love Story, Unhappy Ending, Angst) – “You think I can’t love you? Just because you’re made with metal, and detailed programming?” The doctor propped himself on his elbow, and looked down at it. “I am nothing but blood and bone, and tissue. Things just managed get mashed together in a manner that made me like this. Just like you were put together to make you how you are. When I kiss you-” he did so, briefly, to prove his point. Then more deeply, and lingering, because he could. “When I touch you, or smile at you, does it make you feel different from when others have done it in the past?”
About Sleep and Coffee and the Existence of Fate by Atiki (E, 17,426 w. || Fluff, Marriage Proposal, Humour, 5+1) – Naturally, John was startled when suddenly the ultimate solution occurred to him: Marriage. This was, of course, a bit of a fundamental problem rather than an actual solution. One didn’t simply use the words “Sherlock” and “marriage” within the same sentence. Not even in a hypothetical context. Five times John kind of wanted to propose to Sherlock, and one time he didn’t have to.
With All My Heart by QuinnAnderson (E, 19,257 w. || Red Marks / Soulmates || Magical Realism, Growing Up, First Kiss / Time, Falling in Love) – AU in which every time a person falls in love, a red line like a tally mark appears on their wrist. Sherlock is determined to keep himself from ever gaining one of these marks for fear that love will corrode his mental faculties. Then he meets John Watson.
The Real Meaning of Idioms by feverishsea (T, 21,691 w. || Texting, Humour, Post S2) - After two weeks away, John finally texts Sherlock. He doesn’t expect Sherlock to respond. He doesn’t expect Sherlock to keep texting him. And he really doesn’t expect things to spiral out of control so rapidly.
The Sexual Awakening of Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson by suitesamba (M, 24,579 w. || Post-TRF, Case Fic, H/C, First Kiss/Time) – Sherlock owes Mycroft a favor. Mycroft calls in that favor by offering Sherlock’s consulting services in a charity auction. Sherlock and John soon find themselves at the country manor of Mrs. Ives-Patton Smarmington III - not very coincidentally a long-time friend of Sherlock’s mother - where they are reluctant participants in her Murder Mystery Weekend. It’s a play within a play for Sherlock and John, and their roles for the weekend event bleed over into their real lives, waking the sleeping dragons within.
A Study In Auto-Signatures, Sniper Dolphins, and Sex Holidays by cwb (E, 32,690 w. || Case Fic, Post S3, Evil Mary, Dev. Rel., Honeymoon, Epistolary, Bottomlock, First Kiss / Time, Fluff, Secret Agents, BAMF!John) – John and Mary go on their sex holiday, and Sherlock is grumpy and pining about it. Part 1 of HOT DOLPHIN SEX
Our Enthusiasms Which Cannot Always Be Explained by withoutawish (M, 32,961 w. || Christmas, Fluff and Angst, H/C, Post-TRF, Case Fic, Mild Gore, Sherlock Whump) – The list that is tacked haphazardly on the refrigerator of 221B reads, ‘Kidney(s), and/or a full cadaver (preferably male, late 30s, under six feet tall), bag of fresh toes, sixteen cow’s eyes (corneas retained), dual exhaust hand –held flame thrower, an unopened first edition copy of Joseph Conrad’s ‘Heart of Darkness’, and no less than ten abhorrently gruesome murders in the upcoming month.” The one neatly hanging next to it simply reads, “Sex.” One of these lists is not John Watson’s. If John Watson were to put what he really wanted in list form, to live in a land somewhere beyond ‘almosts’ now that Sherlock Holmes has indeed returned to him, he would never be able to look his flatmate in the eye ever again.
The Boy Who Drank Stars by kinklock (E, 36,157w. || Howl’s Moving Castle AU || Witches and Wizards, Slow Burn, Magic, Jealous John, Happy Ending, Bed Sharing) – “I’m looking for a castle,” John informed the scarecrow. “A moving one.”Except that, as it turned out, it was not a moving one at all.
The Pieces That Fall to Earth by Itsallfine (M, 49,513 w. || S4 Fix-It, Epistolary, Love Confessions, Slow Burn, Parentlock, Past Abuse, Coming Out, Questioning Sexuality, Mental Health Issues / Therapy, Angst, Happy Ending) – John and Sherlock have hit rock bottom, but with all their armor stripped away, they can finally speak honestly, seek healing, and find the truths that matter most. An epistolary post-s4 fix-it fic. Now complete.(This fic is rated T except for one very clearly marked and easily skippable chapter, which is rated M.) Part 1 of The Pieces that Fall to Earth
A Love with No Name Series by aceofhearts61 (G to M, 49,955 w. across 20 stories || Asexual Sherlock / Straight John, Est. Rel, Queerplatonic Relationship, Romance, Cuddling, Fluff, Platonic Romance, Domestics) – In which Asexual!Sherlock and Straight!John are platonically in love life partners.
Triage by scullyseviltwin (E, 51,612 w. || Character Injury, Introspection) – Sherlock’s mind goes exceedingly, devastatingly quiet and gray-blank. When he speaks it’s through a thick haze, it’s through molasses, he’s so disconnected from the words that it may as well be the unconscious shooter speaking.
John Watson’s Twelve Days of Christmas by earlgreytea68 (M, 53,464 w. || Christmas, Holmes Family, Fake Relationship, Alternate First Meeting, Falling in Love, Fluff and Angst, Hardcore Pining) – It’s the holiday season. John Watson needs money. Sherlock Holmes needs something else.
The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst (E, 58,611 w. || First Time/Kiss, Experiments / Sexual Experimentations, Multi Pairings) – John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan that will resolve the issue. The results will determine who wins the prize. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences.
The Progress of Sherlock Holmes by ivyblossom (E, 62,006 w || Sherlock POV, Pining, Angst, Slow Burn, Infidelity, Sherlock Learns About Himself, Happy Ending) – Sherlock struggles with his feelings for John, makes a mistake, and learns just how important he and John are to each other. Non-BBC Mary / John, but it’s a *complicated* relationship.
Perdition’s Flames by i_ship_an_armada (E, 63,435 w., || Treklock AU, Est. Rel, Genetic Engineering, Angst & Fluff, BAMF!John) – Sherlock would do anything to save him. Risk anything. Give anything. His money, his life. His soul. What he does, though, is change both of their destinies forever. Genetic re-engineering is the only option left. It turns out researchers underestimated the life expectancy and potential abilities of genetically re-engineered subjects. The British government and what would eventually become the United Federation of Planets, however, had not. Part 1 of PF Universe
Electric Pink Hand Grenade by BeautifulFiction (E, 67,718 w. || First Time / Kiss, Seizures, Headaches) – “If Sherlock’s brain is a hard drive, then these attacks are an electro-magnetic pulse.” Sherlock Holmes does not do anything by half, not even a migraine. It falls to John to witness one of the greatest minds he has ever known tear itself apart, and he must do his best to help Sherlock pick up the pieces.
Darkling, I Listen by You_Light_The_Sky (T, 73,254 w. || Fairy Tale AU || Loosely Based on Beauty and the Beast, Magical Realism, Suicidal Themes, Romance, Creepiness, Adventure) – No one who enters old London ever comes out. They say that the beast devours them. When his sister disappears, John ventures into the dead zone beyond the wall, and finds a brilliant madman under a terrible curse… Part 1 of Darkling I Listen + Extras, Deleted Scenes
The Moonlight and the Frost by CaitlinFairchild (E, 77,289 w. || Case Fic, Post-HLV, Self Harm, Virgin Sherlock, First Time, Oral/Anal/Rimming, Romance, Angst, Mary is Not Nice) – John has to somehow rebuild his life in the wake of Mary’s betrayal and Sherlock’s deceptions.
A Cure For Boredom by emmagrant01 (E, 81,665 w. || Dirty Talk, Threesomes, Light Dom/Sub, Sex Club, Experiments, Anal, Mildly Dubious Consent) – They’d never talked about sex in the year they’d known each other. Well, that wasn’t quite correct: Sherlock had never said a word about sex; John had bemoaned his personal dearth of it on many occasions.
Secrets and Revelations by Hisstah (E, 83,535 w. || Sentinel / Guides AU, Omegaverse, Aventure, Violence, Anal / Oral, Omega!John / Alpha!Sherlock, Case Fic, Politics, Mild DubCon) – Dr John Watson has some major secrets that he’s kept from his flatmate, Alpha Sentinel Sherlock Holmes. Now the Sentinel Tower is after him. Can John stay out of their hands until he can reveal his secrets to Sherlock? Part 1 of Secrets and Revelations
Not Broken, Just Bent by Schmiezi (E, 87,585 w. || Pining, Love Confessions, Torture, Hurt/Comfort, Heavy Angst, Villain!Mary, Suicidal Ideations, Main Character Death, Sherlock POV, Eventual Happy Ending) – “For a second, I allow myself to remember teaching John how to waltz. There is a special room in my mind palace for it. A big one, with a proper parquet dance floor. For a second, I go there. I remember holding him, closer than the World Dance Council asks for, excusing it with the fact that we are training for a wedding, not for a competition. For a second, I feel his hand on mine again, smell his sweat, hear the song we used. For a second, I allow myself to love him deeply. For a second, only a second, that love reflects on my face.” Fix-it for S3, starting at the end of TSoT. Evil Mary.
Bleed Me Out by antietamfalls (E, 87,987 w. || Vampire AU || Bonding, Vampire Sherlock, Fluff & Angst, H/C, John Whump, Magical Realism) – John isn’t exactly surprised to discover that Sherlock isn’t human. His vampirism doesn’t pose a problem, even when their relationship gradually grows into something more. That is, until a deadly revelation about John’s blood sends their lives spinning dangerously out of control.
Shatter the Darkness (Let the Light In) by MojoFlower (E, 109,683 w. || Genie/Djinn AU || Magical Realism, H/C, Kidnapping, Genie Sherlock, First Kiss / Time, Case Fic, H/C, Angst, Clubs, John Whump) – Fairy tales are for those who remember how to dream; not John Watson, broken and hiding from his bleak future in a beige bedsit. But then he discovers a lamp and finds himself in the dangerous riptide of an enigmatic man whose very existence is unbelievable, murder charges against his sister, and the growing pains of feeling alive once more.
The Burning Heart by May_Shepard (M, 119,150 w. || Canon Divergence, Post-TRF, John’s Sexuality, S3 Rewrite, Pining, Angst with a Happy Ending, POV John Watson, John’s Gay) – When Sherlock dies, John Watson feels like his life is over too. He’s completely shut down, until Mark Morstan, a new nurse at John’s medical clinic, catches his attention, and helps him uncover the long buried truth of his attraction to men. Although he’s certain he’ll never get over Sherlock, John plans to move on, and build a new life with Mark, unaware that Sherlock is not quite as dead as he appears, and that Mark is hiding secrets of his own.
Colors by Quesarasara (E, 140,537 w. || Pleasantville-Inspired AU || Soulmates, Colour Bonds, Alternating POV, Angst, Fluff, Pining, Case Fic, Medical Procedures) – Everyone on earth is born with eyes that see in black, white, and an endless series of greys. When you meet your soulmate, you finally see the world in color. We’re all searching for the person who brings color to our lives. John and Sherlock are no exception. Part 1 of The Colors ‘Verse
Midnight Blue Serenity by BeautifulFiction (E, 151,907 w. || Friends to Lovers, Gay Bar / For a Case, Drugs, Pining, Case Fic, UST) – When Sherlock infiltrates a club in order to track down a serial killer, his altered appearance is enough to make John question his assumption that Sherlock is beyond his reach. However, is he the only one who appreciates his flatmate’s charms, or is Sherlock at risk of becoming the next victim?
A Fold in the Universe by darkest_bird (E, 152,869 w. || Omegaverse / Prime Universe Crossover || OmegaJohn / AlphaSherlock, First Kiss / Time, Friends to Lovers, Established Relationship, Angst, H/C, Dub Con, Humour) – Alpha Sherlock and Omega John are in a relationship. Prime Sherlock and Prime John are not. So what happens when a freak fold in the universe switches one John for the other?
Performance In a Leading Role by Mad_Lori (E, 156,714 w. || Hollywood / Actor AU, Secret Relationship, Falling in Love, Slow Burn, Romance, Coming Out, Fluff and Angst, Pining) – Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winner in the midst of a career slump. John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in the rom-com ghetto. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new independent drama, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance make its way into the real world? Part 1 of Performance in a Leading Role
The Quiet Man by ivyblossom (E, 157,369 w. || Post-TRF, John First POV, Grief/Mourning, Angst, Present Tense, Imaginary Sherlock) – “Do you just carry on talking when I’m away?”
Gimme Shelter by SinceWhenDoYouCallMe_John (E, 159,368 w. || 70′s Surfer AU || Period Typical Homophobia, Hawaii, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Professional Surfers, Gay John / Sherlock, Angst with Happy Ending, John was a Sailor, Misunderstandings) – All John Watson wants is the feeling of a freshly waxed surfboard under his feet and the hot California sun baking down onto his back. To finally go pro in the newly formed world of professional surfing and leave the dark memories of his past behind him as he rips across the face of a towering blue barrel. To lounge beside the beach bonfire every evening with an ice cold beer tucked into the cool sand beside him and listen to Pink Floyd and the Doors while the saltwater dries in his sun bleached hair. That’s all he wants, that is, until the hot young phenom taking Oahu and the Hawaiian shores by storm steps up next to him in the sand in the second round of the 1976 International Surf Competition.
Sketchy by serpentynka (E, 184,053 w. || Post-TRF, Post-Mary, John Whump, Slow Burn Love Story, Case Fic, Art, Porn With Feelings, Switchlock, Travelling, Career Change, Family Secrets, Illness / Health) – What (and who) will be left when nobody cares about your Work? A slow-burn fic with cases, places, mistaken identities, unfair choices, essential changes, violent feels, blatant lies, fearless portraiture, family secrets, high-risk bespoke gifts, durable friendships, bedtime stories, foreign travel and tongues, sickness (and health), and the significance of things which are slow to unfurl – but cannot be ignored. Oh, and…porn.Part 1: Sherlock takes on an obvious case (barely a 4) and meets someone who will force him to re-examine what it means to see. Part 1 of Sketchy
The Gilded Cage by BeautifulFiction (E, 326,887 w. || Omegaverse || Omega Sherlock / Alpha John, Friends to Lovers, Dub Con, Reproductive Rights) – In a world where Omegas are the property of the elite Alphas, locked away and treasured by those wealthy enough to buy them, John never questioned his flatmate’s secondary gender. Sherlock Holmes was an Alpha through-and through. Wasn’t he? A chance discovery turns the world on its head, and John is left grappling to come to terms with Sherlock’s past as events conspire to threaten their future.
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The Whore of Babylon Was a Perfectly Nice Girl by out_there (E, 32,897 w. || [Untagged, will tag when read]) – Sherlock walks into a room and takes all the space right out of it. He does the same inside John’s head.
Northwest Passage by Kryptaria (E, 95,157 w. || Canadian AU || BAMF!John, Canadian John, PTSD, Anal / Oral Sex, Rimming, Emotional Hurt / Comfort) – Seven years ago, Captain John Watson of the Canadian Forces Medical Service withdrew from society, seeking a simple, isolated life in the distant northern wilderness of Canada. Though he survives from one day to the next, he doesn’t truly live until someone from his dark past calls in a favor and turns his world upside-down with the introduction of Sherlock Holmes.“ Part 1 of Tales from the Northwest
A Study in Winning by Jupiter_Ash (E, 106,658 w. || Tennis AU) – John and Sherlock are professional tennis players and it’s Wimbledon. One is a broken almost was at the end of his career, the other an arrogant rising star tipped for greatness. It should have been a straightforward tournament. It really should have been. How were they to know that a chance encounter would change everything?
Two Two One Bravo Baker by abundantlyqueer (E, 114,574 w. || Military AU || Afghanistan, War Story, Thriller) – Captain John Watson of 40 Commando, the Royal Marines, is assigned to protect and assist Sherlock Holmes as he investigates what appears to be a simple war atrocity in Afghanistan. An intense attraction ignites between the two men as they uncover a conspiracy that threatens everything they’ve ever known, but Sherlock is as much hunted as hunter, and everyone close to him is in deadly danger. Can he solve the case in time to save himself and John? Part 1 of Two Two One Bravo Baker Universe
The Bang and the Clatter by earlgreytea68 (M, 137,049 w. || Baseball AU || Slow Burn / Dev. Rel.) – Sherlock Holmes is a pitcher and John Watson is a catcher. No, no, no, it’s a baseball AU. Part 1 of Baseball
Emperor Tales of the Frozen South by cwb (M, 153,444 w. || Penguin AU || Adventure, Rituals, Fluff, Sherlock’s Mind Palace, Gay Rights, Bonding, Antartica) – At the bottom of the world, two intrepid explorers make their way in the harshest of environments. An important journey must be taken, and prophecies fulfilled, but not before family meddling, political interference, and self-doubt threaten to alter the future of an entire species.If you know me at all, you know that this had to be done. Part 1 of Emperor Tales of the Frozen South
All the Best and Brightest Creatures by wordstrings (E, 188,426 w. || Case Fic, Action/Adventure, POV First Person, Alternate Canon, Romance, Hurt / Comfort, Love at First Sight, Asexuality, Kidnapping, Torture, Drug Use/Addiction) – Sherlock sent Jim Moriarty to prison for killing Carl Powers at age ten. This is the story of the consequences.
Nature and Nurture by earlgreytea68 (M, 203,273 w. || Parentlock, Cloning, Kidlock, Dev. Rel.) – The British Government accidentally clones Sherlock Holmes. Which brings a baby to 221B Baker Street. Part 1 of Nature & Nurture
The Men Who Talked Between the Words by Odamaki (E, 463,024 w. || Parentlock, UST/URT, Pining Sherlock, Grieving John, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Past Abuse, Slow Burn/Build, Case Fic, First Kiss / Time, Implied/Referenced Suicide & Drug Use, Slow Burn, Sherlock Whump, Panic Attacks) – John expected to be a father some day; he expected to have the house, and the wife and the nice suburban job. Sherlock never expected to have children, in part because he never expected to make it past 30. As it turns out, you don’t get a choice. Crammed into Baker Street with a baby, John struggles with single-parenthood and his own fears, while Sherlock treads the fine line between doing too little and saying too much.
What a fantastic rec list ❤❤❤
Thanks Lovely! <3
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.
archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting
knotting
omg
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen on tumblr. ROFLMAO
I will never not reblog this
dec 2018, the donut gets a red stripe, and then hidden under a white plate.
Tumblr: I thought I wrote something on the board. No, no, I *know* I wrote something on the board. Why isn’t it showing up? Am I blocked???
Donuts are now flagged. (Except when they’re not.)
So I was looking something up for a thing I’m writing. Everyone knows how important it was to have Uhura on the Enterprise as a key member of the crew. But I hadn’t really thought about the fact that segregation had only ended two years prior to Star Trek beginning. I’m not good with remembering dates so I had forgotten that segregation ended in 1964 honestly I had thought it was a bit earlier than that.
And only two years later here is Star Trek being radical and placing a Black woman on -as bridge crew-
Of course having Uhura was wonderful for representation but she wasn’t just representation like ‘we should have more Black people on t.v.’ it was literally only two years prior that Black people weren’t allowed to use public pools, or the same restrooms and fountains as white people, that schools were divided up by race… and here is Uhura on the bridge. How powerful that must have been to have seen here there in 1966 in that social climate.
TOS gets dumped on for being low budget and at times ridiculous but can we please appreciate how radical it was and how -important- it was I mean I’m probably preaching to the choir here on Tumblr but. Damn. That was a big fucking deal.
Don’t forget that the studio wouldn’t hire Nichelle as a full-time actor, so Gene R went ahead and paid her day-rates where she apparently ended up earning more than the rest of the cast. Thanks, Gene.
Hookerlock
SHERLOCK’S A HOOKER
Hooked by foolsdance, 6 k, explicit. Though John knows it’s a bad idea, he picks up a street walker. The beautiful man in eyeliner is amazing, gorgeous, and wickedly intelligent. And NOT what he expected.
First Time for Everything by KeelieThompson1, 12 k, mature. Sherlock finally meets a client who interests him, John Watson. They start going out, but when John asks him to stop streetwalking, Sherlock refuses. (Locked to AO3 users.)
How to save a life by Leloi, 3 k, explicit. John is depressed after being discharged from the army. He decides that before he commits suicide, he’ll hire a hooker one last time. Sherlock is everything he didn’t know he needed.
Special Delivery by MerKat, 3 k, explicit. rentboy Sherlock. His uni graduation only hours behind him, all John wants to do is sit down and relax. Harry, good big sister that she is, has other ideas.
To Infinity and Beyond by peanutfishies, 4 k, not rated, John is traveling between worlds (like Sliders) searching for his Sherlock. This one is a prostitute.
For Rent by Sexxica, 4 k, explicit. John needs to let off some steam. What better way to do it than by hiring the prettiest rentboy on the block?
Strays by keelywolfe, 13 k, mature. Unilock AU. John meets Sherlock when he is an intern, and Sherlock is a teen on the streets. John keeps bringing Sherlock home for a platonic meal and a bath … until Sherlock finally stays.
A Case of Mistaken Occupation by dorothydonne, explicit, 5 k. When Sherlock smokes up the flat, John and Sherlock need a hotel room. The receptionist tries to turn them away when he mistakes Sherlock for a prostitute. Funny & hot!
An Experiment in Sexuality by heeroluva, 900 words, explicit. John and Sherlock’s first meeting happens a number of years sooner here. John is entranced by the gaunt man with the gorgeous cheekbones on the corner.
Filthy/Gorgeous by MirabileLectu, 87 k, explicit. Even if this was legal, even if there were nothing wrong with it, what would John’s regiment say, what would his friends say if they knew he was on his way to pick up a male prostitute?
If memory serves me right by Keepoffthegrass, 2 k teen. John meets Sherlock on his last day before going to Afghanistan. Sherlock sells himself to John for drug money. Years later they become flat mates. Will either of them remember?
What Could Go Wrong by lookupkate, 3 k, explicit. John decides to kill himself, and goes cruising through the bad side of town for one last fling with a prostitute before he goes. Sherlock is out talking to his homeless network when a doctor pulls up, an attractive one.
Say You’ll Stay With Me by justacookieofacumberbatch (buffyholic), 63 k, explicit. Sherlock/Pretty Woman fusion. Rentboy Sherlock, hookerlock. It was just supposed to be an ordinary business trip, but when John’s car stalls out on Hollywood Boulevard, he meets someone who just might change his life. This fic has some of the hottest sex scenes EVER. Smoking! Yes, very yes.
Deflowered - Director’s Cut by lorelei_lee, 328 k, explicit. Mafia AU. It should have been strictly business. Being a Mafia boss with a sadistic sexual streak, John had long since realised that his playthings were in it for the money only. Being a masochistic rent boy, Sherlock seemed too good to be true. Little did they know…
Every Bad Boy Loves a Sailor by Vulgarweed, 10 k, explicit. Bone Fiddle-verse, Appalachian AU. On a lazy, rainy Sunday morning, Sherlock tells John a smutty and (mostly) true story. John’s got some mixed feelings about Sherlock’s promiscuous past, but he can’t deny what hearing about it in lascivious detail does to him - especially now that he’s the only one safely naked in bed with him.
JOHN’S A RENTBOY
Bought and Paid For by wendymarlowe, 19 k, explicit, D/s AU - John Watson is a sub-for-hire, working off the debt Harry accumulated while he was off in Afghanistan. Sherlock Holmes rents his services for the night as an escort.
The Orchard by DancingGrimm, 10 k, explicit. Sherlock investigates a suspect at a new brothel, the Orchard. He ends up in the room that Johnny is working that night. Ooh la la. Some plot, but mostly sex. Funny and hot.
Addiction by lockedin221b, 1.9 k, mature. After being invalided home from Afghanistan, John turns to prostitution. When an unusual client shows up–not for sex, but for information–John’s life becomes much more interesting.
Ilium by janto321 (FaceofMer), 17 k, explicit, When John was injured and sent home, he found the only work he could do was the oldest profession. That was where Sherlock stumbled into his life.
Rentboy in Red by janto321 (FaceofMer) , 2 k, explicit. Sherlock thought he was only going for a case. He didn’t expect the rentboy to blow his mind.
The Virgin and the Prostitute by cheshirecat101, 22 k, explicit. Falling in love with a prostitute always ends badly, but Sherlock Holmes can’t help falling in love with Preferred Escort John Watson.
The Pleasure-dome Hotel by raiining, 16 k, explicit. BDSM AU. Sherlock stays at the fancy hotel to solve a case for Mycroft, but he might as well take advantage of the amenities the room has to offer while he’s there. Toplock.
Il Traviato by kedgeree, 43 k, explicit. Pretty Woman fusion. A down-on-his-luck ex-soldier meets a wealthy businessman in need of a short-term companion.
Company by lookupkate, 6 k, explicit. AU. When Sherlock needs to see a dom for a case, John Watson was not what he was expecting at all. Prostitution. BDSM
A Bit of Scarlet by mistyzeo, 7 k, explicit. Victorian. In which Watson turns to prostitution after his return from Afghanistan, like plenty of other British soldiers, but of course Holmes finds him anyway.
aw yissssss
Hella Good Fluff
Five Times Sherlock gave John a Pebble and One Time John Returned the Gesture by grimmfairy, 1.8 k, not rated. Adorable bit of fluff. Sherlock courts John, but does it subtly, leaving him pebbles as penguins do. Eventually John catches on. SO CUTE. It’s a quick read, a little snack, I do recommend it highly.
Sugar & Spice by Ttime42, 8 k, teen. Sherlock Holmes and John Watson compete on The Great British Bake Off. Amidst timed bakes, and burnt biscuits, the two are falling in love. This is a fantastic crossover fic & simply adorable!
The Dialogue of John and Sherlock by cwb, 4 works 17 k, explicit. This is a whole series told entirely in quotations. Sherlock decides he needs to work on the relationships in his life. As a direct result of this project, he determines that he and John are in a romantic relationship and should start exploring this more fully immediately. (Locked to AO3 users.)
Extended Stay by EllieSaxon, 27 k, explicit. After John goes home from a club with Sherlock, they have a glorious one-night stand. They both thought that was it, until a sudden snow storm locks John in at Sherlock’s flat for the weekend. OH SO SWEET. All the fluff as they start to navigate a relationship from one night to forever. THUMBS UP!
The Way to a Man’s Heart by SwissMiss, 21 k teen. When Greg asks Sherlock to be his best man, the past returns in an unexpected way, confronting Sherlock and John with the need to define what they are to each other. Set about a year after series 3.
Some Gentle Dove by sans_patronymic, 8 k, teen. Victorian ACD. In retirement, Holmes struggles to not remain a hermit, while John makes friends about the village. Trouble brews when Holmes realizes Watson is up to something. (The Domesticated Detective series)
A Very Sherlock Musical by flawedamythyst, 11 k, teen. Cute AU where people live in a musical world that allows them to break into song together at emotional moments. John knows that he and Sherlock have a theme song, but Sherlock balks at singing with him. Fluffy fluff.
Twelfth Night by kate_lear, 4 k, explicit. Established relationship. John has surprises for Sherlock on his birthday – a trip through a crime evidence museum. Fluff and smut and sweet, sweet, sweet.
The Newlywed Game: Johnlock Edition by patternofdefiance, 9 k, explicit. Utterly adorable bit of fluff. John and Sherlock go on a Newlywed Game show for a case so Sherlock can study the host. The questions are adorable, the sex scene after is sweetness personified. Well written, and very cute.
To Sleep, Perchance to Smother Your Flatmate with a Pillow by Linpatootie, 5 k, Gen. Sherlock wants to conduct a sleep study of sorts. John contemplates smothering him with a pillow. Adorable. (part of a series.)
Just the Two of Us by apliddell, 4 k, gen. Temporarily sequestered from the rest of the world while Mycroft works to bring Mary into custody, John and Sherlock have the opportunity to get a few things off their chests.
Five Times John Cooked Something with Peas and One First Kiss by 221b_careful_what_you_wish_for, 3 k, teen. After John cooks five dinners that slowly reveal their hunger for each other, Sherlock and John finally share a first kiss. (Inspired by Sherlock’s line about John from The Sign of Three: “And he can cook… Does a thing … with peas…”) Adorable.
#bob ross vibes
Good old Terry Crews.
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I am here! Honestly.