ᴅɪsᴛᴏʀɪᴇ (ᴀᴅᴊ.) // ᴏғ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs

PRIVATE MULTIMUSE BY MELISSA

[distorie]

small reminder that i am on  @starkstxr  &  @hcgan​  for the foreseeable future  aka until i can manage to bring this blog back from the dead.  ( it’s happening. definitely. just not now. )

[distorie]

i take back everything i said.  i don’t have the energy or brain power to bring this blog back right now.  if you want to write with me, i’ll be on @starkstxr for the foreseeable future.  best wishes, lovelies.

[lewyn-martell]

# This is the most tumblr thing I’ve ever seen in a film  # and I mean every aspect of it

[chlodines]

[distorie]

❝ no, i know. i get it.  i’m just sayin’   —--  i still think   taking out baby thanos is the better option. ❞         arms fold loosely across his chest with a casual shrug.        ❝  logistically and logically.   we just eliminate the possibility all together.   boom. done. ❞

     @snowinabottle​​ ▐  ♡ ’d for james rhodes

[distorie]

a lesser reaction truly COULD NOT be had.          ❝ on the list of crazy things i’ve seen and done in my life…   believe me,  this isn’t that high up. ❞         james rhodes had long ago passed the point of many things in this world surprising him.

     @famedassistant​ ▐  ♡ ’d for james rhodes

[distorie]

shout out to that time i photoshopped r.hodey’s head on that pic of o.bama subtly flipping someone off.  i think it was for a meme. pretty sure it was directed at a t.ony s.tark.

[distorie]

ironclad‌.

she’ll  lean  upon  her  hands ,   elbows  resting  upon  the  plush  sofa  back  as  she  watches  for  a  brief  moment ,   initially  in  silence              before  giving  a  loud  snort  of  laughter .     her  hand  snaps  to  cover  her  mouth .

as mark’s dream settles back down, riley’s evidently gets really good  ;   paws twitch one,  two,  three times and  BAM !   a big kick right to mark’s gut has him bolting upright on the couch      ❝ --— oh, fuck ! ❞          naturally this disturbs the entire nap ecosystem, resulting in MORE uncomfortable jabs.

[distorie]

❝ if it makes you feel any better,  i feel the same way about martinez. ❞         as the man in question walks across a doorway on the other side of the hab,  watney raises his voice to ENSURE his snarky rival hears.         ❝ the MAV has auto and remote pilot.  why did we need to bring one ?  ❞         the response of   ‘ fuck you too, mark ’    earns a SHIT-EATING GRIN from the botanist.        ❝ see, we don’t need that kind of hostility here. ❞

     @snowinabottle​​ ▐  ♡ ’d for mark watney

[distorie]

unnwin‌.

❝      thanks .    don’t remember askin’ your opinion ,  though .      ❞

    ❝  i’m not in the habit of waiting for an invitation to give it. ❞

[miriammaisel]

miriam maisel’s costumes per episode: 3x05 it’s comedy or cabbage

[distorie]

a tangled pile of dog and human takes up the majority of the couch, creating a SYMPHONY of SNORES  ( both canine and man )  interrupted only by a sleepily mumbled :     ❝ set the burrito trap. quick. ❞

     @ironclad▐ ♡ ’d and got mark watney

[distorie]

🙌   smol starter call          *  to be written sporadically throughout the week         **  request a muse or i will choose one for you

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

[distorie]

Hello just a reminder that I love Rodey . Thank u for bringing him to my dash 💜

@snowinabottle said:  Pls add the H . My phone was making rodeo out of RHodey and then we gone

i’m sorry “rodey” is not an available option. please choose one of the following:           a )  jim           b )  rhodey or rhodes           c )  colonel or sir           d )  platypus, honeybear, sourpatch, etc **

** these names are only tolerated when used by one (1) anthony edward stark. cannot confirm reaction when used by non-approved parties.

[chiliconsharls]

insp.

[distorie]

it’s been 9 months.  do i dare bring this blog back ??? i do.  i definitely do.   hopefully this week.