I Want to Watch the Cars Go By

Hello there! My name is Nick. I'm 23, gay and this is where I post about stuff and reblog things. All that cool jazz. Hit me up if there's anything you want to know! Instagram: Distortfantasy

[weirdlandtv]

Sith Witch concept art by Iain McCaig for THE PHANTOM MENACE (1999). The character would later evolve into Darth Maul.

[politicalprocrastinator]

An Adult: is vaguely nice to the Baudelaires

Me: enjoy your incredibly preventable death

[gharibajameel]

leaving a little gift in the computer lab

[ampervadasz]

[officialshameimaru]

He’s had enough of being Number 2.

[allow-me-to-speak]

AU where everything is the same but Scar wears Adidas sweatpants

[allow-me-to-speak]

Flashback to the best edit I ever made

[hawkeyedflame]

super didn’t notice that these were edited lmao

[butchbetty]

this is a cinematic masterpiece

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Forever a reblog, I love this so much 😂

[distortfantasy]

every Dark Souls NPC conversation wver

Dubious Grandma: Shit-Ass Dead Dude... Know'st thou of Hell Fuck Castle, high in the mountains...? (laughter) It was once the domain of King Big Sad Guy, who did the Flame Thing.. Legend tells of the castle's steward, the great and terrible HorseDog, but who is to say if it still roams the halls... (solid minute of laughter) Oh, how silly of me; but of course, a new arrival in Drangranthric wouldst know not such tales... One such as thee... wouldst be better suited to sharpen the blades of the dreaded wraith of Why'd They Put Anorher FUCKIN SWAMP LEVEL Marsh..... Armor Type of Dude. That is... ifst thoust canst livest thatst longst... (five minutes of laughter; unskippable)

[neoperks]

PEAS 🦆

[c-rowteeth]

thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.

[anatomicalart]

[volpesvolpi]

I voted for her

[journeymanfool]

:(

[powerfulwizard]

[deathbypcy]

person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me:

[j4ckme]

[hebegb]

[scathach124]

Favourite female character series [5/?] – Christine Collins

I didn’t start this fight, but by God, I’m going to finish it.

[mytamakomysookee]

Doubt 2008 dir. John Patrick Shanley

[man-with-the-skeleton-arms]

here u go