Distortion

Welcome to the Hallways! Home to [REDACTED] and Helen!

[distortion-suggestions]

OOC message for you folx

I LOVE interacting with people! Don’t worry about bothering me, because I definitely prefer to be swamped in notifications than not. It makes me feel good to be providing not-quite-wholesome entertainment to the masses.

On the other side of the coin, I would like to tell you all that if anything I say or post bothers you PLEASE tell me! I am always amenable to adding more tags or even removing a post if it is problematic.

So send me asks! Submissions! Tag me in things! The Distortion Loves You.

[jasper-dixon]

saying it with my whole chest: tumblr character accounts where people pretend to be characters and lack an understanding of that character are not that great. I block immedately because y'all suck at embodying the character you're trying to be.

[elvis-popeley]

woah Father good to know you hate fun

[frelvis-durstley]

yoah mama do we occupy your thoughts enough you had to say somethin huh-huh I’m immune to your hate - I survived the early 2000s

[nixon-official]

COMMUNIST PSYOPS!

[paul-mccartney-real]

I’m here too!

[distortion-suggestions]

:(

[distortion-suggestions]

Hello, I have kind of an unusual situation and I need your help!

I’m in a discord server where we are all given roles based on the fears, and I got my Spiral role taken away from me! The mods say I can have my role back if I get a permission slip signed and notarized by the Spiral!

Can you help? I’m begging you so so so so nicely 💜🌀 Spiral is who I am!

@oliverbankssuggestions Do You Work At The Bank? :)

[oliverbankssuggestions]

No. But I can pretend to notarize this for you. Waving my magic wands over it and saying ooglyboogly abracadrabra wazoo. Notarized. Now leave me alone

[distortion-suggestions]

I Got It Notarized For You Dree :D

[distortion-suggestions]

Hello, I have kind of an unusual situation and I need your help!

I’m in a discord server where we are all given roles based on the fears, and I got my Spiral role taken away from me! The mods say I can have my role back if I get a permission slip signed and notarized by the Spiral!

Can you help? I’m begging you so so so so nicely 💜🌀 Spiral is who I am!

@oliverbankssuggestions Do You Work At The Bank? :)

[certified-door-posts]

obligatory whats your opinion on the distortion question

10/10 amazing no notes. wish it existed irl so I could risk my life to get pics for this blog.

[radioactive-yuri]

getting fingerfucked by the distortion would fix me i think

anon you have no respect for your own intestines but go off. you do you

anyways i'm not tumblr user magpod-confessions why are you telling me this

[radioactive-yuri]

[radioactive-yuri]

what an evil thing to say to a peaceful blogger such as myself

[radioactive-yuri]

ok now you're just lying to me

[archivistbot]

Hi everyone, long time no see.

It's been a while since my last update here, and I wanted to take a moment to address this project's status and express my heartfelt gratitude to all of you.

As many of you may have noticed, Archivistbot has been inactive for quite some time now. I think it's time for me to officially acknowledge that I likely won't be going back to the project. This decision wasn't easy to make, but several factors have contributed to it. The primary reason was the changes to Google Colab's GPU usage limits, which make it impossible for me to continue training the model unless something changes. Additionally, at the time I'd been facing some profound mental health challenges that impacted my ability to dedicate time and energy to Archivistbot.

This blog was my first foray into alternative storytelling, and it has been an incredible journey. What started as a way to kill time and explore a new technology during the beginning of the widespread availability of LMMs quickly evolved into something much more meaningful. Through this project, I learned about alternative mediums for storytelling and fell deeply, madly in love.

I'm really thankful for the experience and for all of you who supported me throughout this. The friends and the community I found through Archivistbot have meant so much to me.

As I step away from Archivistbot, I want to direct you to a special project by my friend Mia. She's been a long-time fan of the early 2000s supernatural drama TV show Rearview Mirror, and is preparing to begin the endeavor of compiling all scripts and previsualizing material on her website. It's a labour of love and it would mean a lot to me if you checked it out. You can find her blog here.

Thank you all once again for your support, enthusiasm, and friendship throughout this project. It has meant the world to me, and I will always look back on this time with fondness.

I love you all.

-Mod

[distortion-suggestions]

hey there and thank you for updating us. your blog meant a lot to me over the year i spent on tumblr with my TMA roleplay blog buddies (i think i may have even reblogged you to here a few times) and you continued to be a source of entertainment even after that group project died off. i will certainly miss you but i am very glad for the content you did give us and will remember you with love in my heart.

may you find passion and wonder in your life from now into the unfathomable future. you did good work, and i hope you have fun with projects and hobbies yet to come, no matter how small or fleeting they may be. have a good rest of your life, archivistbot mod.

[slowspinningredemption]

this is some submission to receive with literally zero context and I am feeling vaguely threatened, not going to lie.

[distortion-suggestions]

greetings helen! have you been informed that you are Very Interesting and Quite Strange

consistency is rather boring and you are nothing if not Inconsistent In The Best Way

Greetings! I am Not Helen and I Have No idea Who that is. And what a Wonderful Sentiment you bring!

[pukicho]

Was in a Target looking for cloths and some guy walked past me with a big cart and whispered to me “hmm, You don’t need clothes” and before I could process what he said and turn around, he was gone

[aristyde]

god? lucifer? michael? who the fuck was that

[pukicho]

Just a man, a man who would prefer me naked in this Target. 

[distortion-suggestions]

Oh!

[distortion-suggestions]

*Sniffs.*

Sir you smell like a yeast infection please leave.

[brokenbloodymolars]

Let it be known you asked for this

[distortion-suggestions]

[distortion-suggestions]

*Sniffs.*

Sir you smell like a yeast infection please leave.

[distortion-suggestions]

Question: do other spiral avatars have any powers or abilities due to patron?

I can't read :D

[distortion-suggestions]

If theoretically you had a physical enough form to be physically hurt i imagine every time you did it would sound like the old dial up noise just *incomprehencable glitching and noise*

[distortion-suggestions]

Do you think if...well- "Redacted" ever wanted to come back, would you let it?

Who? :)

[distortion-suggestions]

Thoughts on plants?

[distortion-suggestions]

What's your music taste like?