woah mama I’m in a nu-metal band

let’s break stuff and have fun huh-huh

[frelvis-durstley]

*busts down your door* ay yo stay hydrated mafuckas *gently tosses water bottles around* can’t go crazy if you’re dehydrated chyeah

[g0thixm00nz]

Thank you, Frelvis. You always got my back

[frelvis-durstley]

of course mama i got u chyeah

[frelvis-durstley]

*busts down your door* ay yo stay hydrated mafuckas *gently tosses water bottles around* can’t go crazy if you’re dehydrated chyeah

[frelvis-durstley]

the horrors persist and i sir piss

[frelvis-durstley]

really fuckin with trailer park boys chyeah

[frelvis-durstley]

yoah mama the orb is a scary place but that’s okay cause I’m scarier chyeah

[frelvis-durstley]

yoah mama am I stripes or solids?

[frelvis-durstley]

turns out I wasn’t even playin but that’s okay mama cause I’m still a playa chyeah

[frelvis-durstley]

yoah mama am I stripes or solids?

[frelvis-durstley]

yo mama so phat she probably listen to limp bizkit ay yoah mama haha i love my fans

[elvis-official]

Guys make 68 the new funny number. Do it. Now

[frelvis-durstley]

best I can do is 67

[frelvis-durstley]

hey yoah siri google butts for me and select images chyeah

[queenarielviolet]

I just chugged a monster energy now I'm filled with the Fear why did God do this to me???

[frelvis-durstley]

yoah mama they changed the recipe and now it’s all fear juice. they said caffeine is too bad for you chyeah

[escuerzoresucitado]

[frelvis-durstley]

this LGBT sausage is hand cranked and twisted yoah haha can I be hand cranked and twisted haha *head bangs*

[fred-dartz]

i’m in the moshed pit. straight up jorking it. and by it? haha well let’s justr say. my bizkit

[frelvis-durstley]

yoah mama it’s super hot outside (at least here it is) so make sure you’re drinking plenty of water and keeping cool! gotta stay hydrated for that mafukin pit yoah

[frelvis-durstley]

just keep yoahin baby

[apianopumpingmother]

HOW MANY OF YOU ELVIS CREATURES ARE THERE. Oh my god this is my own personal hell.

Now I know why I had to attend church like a Good Christian Boy..

[frelvis-durstley]

yoah mama you jonesin for my cash? tryna make them pockets super fat? hey I get it bro I’m a humble man, kickin out my jams like a trap. but for real yoah Im gonna stick it like a stamp on this business huh-huh what’s with all the business dawg?

just let a man yoah-yoah in peace yoah dayum

[apianopumpingmother]

I don't understand a single word you just said.

Care to string the atoms of your one halfling Elvii braincell so I can understand what you just said?

[frelvis-durstley]

no can do old man

[apianopumpingmother]

I'm the same age as your mother father....ahem..

Your Beginning Creature.... You're in return calling your leader old. And, I'll probably just ask your leader anyways. If I don't shoot 'em first.

Y'all need Jesus. Severely... Good lord..

[frelvis-durstley]

yoah nelly you sound jealous boooooyyyyyy haha get relevant loser lollllllll *head bangs*

[frelvis-durstley]

just keep yoahin baby

[apianopumpingmother]

HOW MANY OF YOU ELVIS CREATURES ARE THERE. Oh my god this is my own personal hell.

Now I know why I had to attend church like a Good Christian Boy..

[frelvis-durstley]

yoah mama you jonesin for my cash? tryna make them pockets super fat? hey I get it bro I’m a humble man, kickin out my jams like a trap. but for real yoah Im gonna stick it like a stamp on this business huh-huh what’s with all the business dawg?

just let a man yoah-yoah in peace yoah dayum

[apianopumpingmother]

I don't understand a single word you just said.

Care to string the atoms of your one halfling Elvii braincell so I can understand what you just said?

[frelvis-durstley]

no can do old man

[frelvis-durstley]

just keep yoahin baby

[apianopumpingmother]

HOW MANY OF YOU ELVIS CREATURES ARE THERE. Oh my god this is my own personal hell.

Now I know why I had to attend church like a Good Christian Boy..

[frelvis-durstley]

yoah mama you jonesin for my cash? tryna make them pockets super fat? hey I get it bro I’m a humble man, kickin out my jams like a trap. but for real yoah Im gonna stick it like a stamp on this business huh-huh what’s with all the business dawg?

just let a man yoah-yoah in peace yoah dayum