Distracted Devs

we code, we climb, we break things, we doodle

[distracteddevs]

Distracted dev at home

[distracteddevs]

Sake’s new, all-consuming project. Who else has been obsessing over this project? Will it ever be sent? How many years and failed attempts will it take? Does Sake even have the right crampon?

[distracteddevs]

Sake clearly has a Lando* problem

*not to be confused with Landon

[distracteddevs]

IRASSHAIMASE!

Lando and his makeshift paper curtains.

[distracteddevs]

The Sage on the Sectional also offers tele-sessions for clients unable to make their way to his titular sofa.

[distracteddevs]

Springr consults the Sage on the Sectional.

[distracteddevs]

[distracteddevs]

GUESS THE ENGINEERING SYNC LINE

1. I'm working with my team on a variety of things 2. Hihi 3. Ok, I'll go next. 4. Okay ah, I can go next, um. 5. The code freeze is lifted, so feel free to check in your changes. 6. I'll make this real quick... 7. Okay, bye now. 8. Oh, hey, Hua? Real quick? 9. Hi. Can you hear me? Hello? 10. Quick update from my end 11. Take it away, Elon! 12. That's it from the Emeryville office. 13. Yajun? 14. Does anyone have any questions comments for the group? 15. ___ here. (clue: cms cms cms) 16. [LONG PAUSE] Ok, ___ here! 17. Sorry guys, I caught a cold yesterday. 18. I'm working on some billing issues... 19. [completely inaudible] blah blah blah blah MEDIA blah blah blah MARKETPLACE blah

[distracteddevs]

</3

[distracteddevs]

[distracteddevs]

lala

[distracteddevs]

san franciscans in an air-conditionless heat wave. if you think about it the weird plank thing behind the branch was probably a standing desk anyway.

[distracteddevs]

lunch break after reading an article on aphantasia

[distracteddevs]

sigh.

[distracteddevs]

Outerwear swap day

[distracteddevs]

[distracteddevs]

“Please log in to your account to review and sing the IO.” -- copy for a notification, which almost makes up for the dejected and despairing placements