/ WHAT A COLD CHILD.

/ INDIE ERIC CARTMAN. / HIGHLY SEL. / TRIGGER HEAVY & OFFENSIVE. /

[disxrdxrly]

tumblr flagged my good christian ass and i don’t even have a single flagged post. alright. ‘kay.

[wunderphibia]

American Cartman and Russian Kyle everyone

[sadiekane]

[justanormaldad-blog]

reblog this if your muse is Not Straight

[the-composer]

❤ ▬▬ emotional starters to kick you in the feelings.

“What am I to you?” “If you could be with me, would you?” “Do you still think about (___)?” ”Do you want to be something more?” “I need to tell you how I feel.” “I miss how we used to be.” “Is it okay to say that I’m jealous?” “I’m so sorry I’m jealous… It’s such an ugly feeling.” ”I can’t help the way I feel.” ”They all want you, but they don’t even know you.” ”Is it okay to want you for myself?” “You’re mine. I don’t want to share.” “I want to be the only one for you.” “It’s you. You’re it. You’re the one I want.” “If you want me, you can have me.” “You can have others, but I will be your priority.” “Let’s talk about what you want.” “Let’s talk about what I want.” “I’ll wait for you. I’ll wait until you’re ready.” “You’re my friend. You didn’t know that?” ”I don’t think I know how to love…” ”Can I trust you?” “I forgive you.” “I only play around because I don’t have you.” “Name it. I’d give it up for you.” “You play so hard to get. Will I ever catch you?” “How can I get you to like me?” “Is there some secret to winning your love?” “Are you available?” “Are you afraid of commitment?” “If I agreed to be exclusive with you, would you do the same?” “Do you feel anything?” ”Why are you pushing me away?” ”The instant you start to feel something, you turn tail and run.” ”He/she/they love you, you know…” ”Don’t. I’m not good for you. Don’t even think about falling for me.” ”I will hurt you. That’s just a fact.” “You’re so wild that I want to be the one to tame you.” ”If you love them, then I want to as well.” “Your heart is safe with me.” ”You’re the type who wants to have your cake and eat it, too.” ”You’ve got me wrapped around your finger.” ”I’ve missed you so much.” ”Your happiness comes before mine.” ”I don’t mind sharing, as long as I’m with you.” “I am so sorry for hurting you.” “Can we start over?”

[pepper315]

Hey Kahl!

[noomir]

Mood

[movingggaccoutns-deactivated202]

I love when Cartman does rlly dumb but bat-shit crazy things

[tamaytka]

AWESOM-O

[haruhi-akira]

them

[starry-caramel]

Everybody switch games. We’re playing superheroes now!

[disxrdxrly]

Kyle or Heidi?

     “ jeez, you really gonna make me say it?      i’ve known kahl since goddamn pre-school. yah, i say i fucking hate his ginger-jew-jersey guts, because it’s hilarious to see him all pissed off. it’d be weird not to have him around, y'know? like that time he moved to san francisco. it was bullshit.      ––– if you tell him, i’ll take a crap on your doorstep for the next twenty-five years, bitch. i’ll always choose the guys. we’ve been through a lot of shit together. ” 

[feed-your-inbox]

This or That?

Give my muse two things to choose from. They can only pick one! “Both” does not count!

[aukives]

♪ My Robot Friend ♪

[disxrdxrly]

" I love you."

            “ fuck off pip.             you’re literally more lame than butters. ”

[evlindraws]

Yay here’s my pic for @kymanweek c:

Day 1: Games

[disxrdxrly]

"i looove you~!!"

        “ yeah, yeah, you dumbass.         you aren’t that lame either. ”

@doncvan​ / ‘ i love you . ‘