Welcome to my Weird Life

“Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.”

[officialunitedstates]

when the aliens come and they see that we’ve been doing miss universe pageants without inviting them for the past fifty years they are gonna be so mad

[whatsliferotfl]

[lizzysmart-deactivated20190331]

Thankyouuuuu

[mangosmoothie8]

me

[gaylor-moon]

this is like christmas whenever its on my dash thaaaaaaaaaankssssss

[kristenwiiggle]

BOY IF THIS AINT ME

[lonelytreestump-deactivated2018]

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

[heliozamo]

Please… If you can, help out. We’re desperate at this point. The link is gofundme.com/j42a39r8

Thank you for even reading this… I know I’m not good with words. If you can’t donate at least boost this if you can.

[heliozamo]

This is still relevant and if anyone has even a little to donate it would mean so much. Thank you

[heliozamo]

Update, my dad broke part of his back and is now out of any work completely, our water and electricity are gonna be turned off soon and my phone service was turned off yesterday, and I do online school and have to call my teachers… If anyone can donate I will personally thank you, and if you can’t, PLEASE SHARE.

[heliozamo]

Another update: my internet is now shut off, which means I can’t complete any online school. I don’t know what else to say except that we’re at the point of begging. Please share and please if you can spare literally ANYTHING, donate.

[heliozamo]

It’s the holidays coming up and nothing’s getting better, please if you can donate ill even write you a song at this point and if you financially can’t, PLEASE share

[oatmeal]

This is our #kittyconvict project.  More info here. 

[jeopardylesbian]

hey guys,

so ive been making vague posts about this all day but i just wanted to share.

my roommate is about 4 months pregnant and today we found out that the father of her child was killed by a drunk driver along with his current girlfriend and brother. even though my roommate and him were not together at the time of the accident, she is understandably grieving right now and is still largely tied to his family, as she is having his child.

he and his brother leave behind two parents who have to deal with losing their only sons on the same day, and his girlfriend who also died was only twenty years old.

i dont know how exactly to support my friend in this time, but i felt like the least i could do is share the gofundme link put up by family members to cover funeral expenses of all three of the victims. i went to a memorial get together tonight and there was a tremendous amount of love in the room for these three people and i think it would mean a lot to all of them if they could get some donations.

even if you cant donate, please reblog this and if you can donate, please also consider donating to Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MAAD) or any other organizations that spread support and awareness for those affected by DWI. New Mexico, where I live, has an extreme DWI problem and I’ve seen too many lives taken because of this. 

thank you!

donation link:

https://www.gofundme.com/cucj5pfw

news story:

http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S3976676.shtml?cat=500#.VlvUUd-rRsM

[ditzy-dream-destroyer]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: Sharpay Evans was the real victim of the hsm movies. In the first movie she just wanted to sing in that musical Ms. Darbus was doing and then Troy and Gabriella stole her role and they didn't even do a good job because bitch got paralyzed and couldn't start singing. In the second movie she just wanted to perform in HER (she literally owned the place) summer camp/spa/thing and yet Troy and Gabriella stole the show, AGAIN. They literally told her she was going to sing and then changed the fucking song so Gabriella could sing with Troy and then left her out of the show that she, single handedly, planned for the entire summer. And finally in the third movie that fucking little blond bitch sharpay wannabe stole her fucking role??? AGAIN???? Like Sharpay Evans loved performing more than anyone in that freakin' school and she never got the chance to be the protagonist and also didn't even get to the college she wanted to go. I'm really sad.

[thebelchers]

[bitched-deactivated20151230]

YES I WAS HOPING THIS WAS GOING TO BE A THING

[onlytwitterpics]

[xzubat-deactivated20160122]

I’m gonna bloodbend tonight and give every guy I see a boner when we make eye contact

[fag]

I can already do that without bloodbending sis(:

[thatsfuckedup-daisy]

Do you ever just think about the future and start freaking out about the most random things

[lizziemcswagger-deactivated2014]

noddin’ ma head like yea

movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

Rachael ray doesn’t consider cooking time into her “30 minute meals” and that’s absolute f***ing bullsh*it. she pulls out a crockpot of shredded barbecue chicken that was prepped and slow-cooked 4 hours ago and nonchalantly says, “now that that step is done…” no it isn’t? that’s NOT a 30 minute meal. that’s a 4 hour and 30 minute meal. you’re a liar, a phony, and a fake. Fuck You Rachael Ray

[wintersrosess]

When you are about to propose to your girlfriend but your best friend from boarding school shows up with the DVD that the girl you were in love with made for a time capsule ten years ago that says that she thinks you are soulmates. 

[bombing]

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

[noseblow]

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

[bombing]

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

[adamusprime-deactivated20180809]

No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!

I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.

I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.

I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.

I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.

What am I?