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sarah 16

[thestoryandyou]

ur welcome 2 come feel the weight of my feminist balls in your tiny hand

[thestoryandyou]

update

[lazyraspberry]

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

[funkysafari-deactivated20260131]

A spoonbill biting off more than it can chew by Becker1999

[fork-a-nature]

@relishboi

[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[witchdaggers]

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

[lewisaur-deactivated20210222]

wow

[keelayjams]

A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted

[thetiniestufo]

life is fragile and beautiful

[ellenfromnowon]

[classydude]

Good for her

[cosmicmoves-deactivated20170412]

sharon should’ve minded her own tiddies.

[unclefather]

[okamiwolven]

I spent like about a minute checking to see if there was a reblog button anywhere because I though for sure this was a joke but it’s not it’s not a joke

[adventures-in-zookeeping-deacti]

[airframeextender]

all i ever think about is how birds are dinosaurs 

[maxofs2d]

is this bird dubstep

[solaniar]

I really just wanted this on my blog. Sorry. 

not sorry

[becausebirds]

A reminder that Kookaburras are a thing that exists.

[dr-dendritic-trees]

[A large kookaburra is sitting on someone’s wrist and laughing.]

[suddenlycomics]

So you’re telling me the stereotypical jungle animal noise sound effect was a Kookaburra all this time!?

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

laugh, Kookaburra, laugh

[workers-of-the-world-unite-blog]

[hippyelfchick]

special times for cat people

when they’re cleaning their feets and spread all their little toes out

when they smelled something weird and make a stinky face

when they walk up to you making little chirpy purrs of inquiry

when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick and a tongue blep occurs

when they see a bird and do that ekekekk thing

when they become possessed by the devil and tear around the house with demonic speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a scratching pole to whip their head around and fix you with their all-pupil stare of unhinged terror

[hiyakkii]

I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”

[britney]

it's

bitch

[yiffmaster]

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

[systemofcolor-deactivated201610]

my xkit makes it the old format so

[liveitout]

i have never related to anything on television more than when billy eichner held a rally to raise awareness of nicole kidman in downtown manhattan on billy on the street.

[mylanguagestudies]

me: wow i sure have learned a lot in this language i am so proud native speaker: *says hello in a new way* me:

[unlucky-artist]

[victorious]