my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine
im the aunt

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my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine
im the aunt
me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism???????? what?????
me at 14: i'd better not do this Stereotypical Teenage Thing because the Adults will think i am Immature and just like all the Others. i must strive to be Cultured and Individual
me now: i'm gonna do this stereotypical teenage thing and ima do it with an overflowing mouthful of mini m&ms i live to aggravate The baby boomers also stereotypes don't mean shit so what if i'm a stereotype turn up the fuckening stereo
me: man i gotta pee [walks into the bathroom and closes the door]
my cat:
hello god its me again…… you know……. still suffering……….
i wanna take care of you, i wanna see you grow as a person, i wanna kiss you every morning and every night, i want all of you, i want you.
@bifl3xible
I N S P O D I O R
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Guys who think periods are nbd are my favorite guys.
Also:
kiss me at the intersection of the only two streets in down town ‘Wish You Were Here’ tell me why you never stayed, tell me when you fell out of love. It’ll probably happen again won’t it? for now we can pretend like it’ll last forever bury me in the wreckage of your goodbyes
Please don’t leave (I know you’re leaving) (via trustissued)
My eyes
Wtf is wrong with the internet
teacher: any questions, class?
me: ya what the fuck
Someone: why do u always say u feel sick
Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I'm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville
Me: haha
(people get tired of you being sad. no matter how many people you go to, no one will be able to say the exact thing you need them to say or do the exact thing you need them to do. sometimes it’s better to be alone)