21 He/Him

[divinebeauty0]

Pros and Cons of having a partner with bathroom related kinks 🚽

Pros:

You don’t have to get out of bed to use the bathroom

Cons:

They’re gonna need a few mints

[divinebeauty0]

God’s hilarious, he made me 6’2 with abs and curly hair with the ability to play multiple instruments and write music but decided to balance it all out by giving me the sex drive of a rabbit and what may be the most overhated/hilarious/gross set of kinks to exist. I tried to ignore it, but it’s impossible. I can’t help it, I’m a slave to my lust…and to @filthym3talhead ofc.

[filthym3talhead]

I wanna be chained up and forced to eat your farts like the good puppy I am

omgggg you’re adorable you should dm me right nowwwww

i just wonder if you’ll be able to handle it, the things coming out of this ass can get pretty bad pup~

[divinebeauty0]

Yeah needless to say I’m OBSESSED she can do whatever she wants to me

[filthym3talhead]

hate having gross kinks because making sure someone is less embarrassed from doing something gross comes at the cost of them finding ME gross instead :(( had a girl pull back from a kiss cuz she had to burp and i know i can’t just say “it’s okay, you can burp in my mouth” WITHOUT IT BEING WEIRD AHFHDDVVW </33333

[divinebeauty0]

I feel this on a spiritual level. One time I was eating this girl’s ass and she accidentally farted in my mouth. She got so embarrassed she stopped me and almost cried apologizing. Meanwhile, I was fighting for my life trying not to tell her that I came all over her sheets when it happened.

LIKE NO PLEASE I LOVE YOUR FARTS!!! PUSH YOUR BUTT HARDER AGAINST MY MOUTH AND MAKE ME TASTE THEM 🥲

[divinebeauty0]

I think finding a girl I can exchange fart videos with and goon with would complete me. Not even on some gf/bf shit, just homies. Gross homies. Gromies.

[divinebeauty0]

Why is it so hard to find a girl in Virginia that wants to shit in my mouth 🫩.